Jessica Simpson is a Yuck Mouth

Jessica Simpson, you never know whether or not to take her seriously.

People are talking about Ms. Sexual Napalm today because she reportedly told a radio station that she never brushes her teeth. She said: “I don’t brush my teeth….No, really!”

“I just use Listerine and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll be all, “ow!”

Ha! I think she is messing with us. Seriously, who would admit such a thing if it were the truth?

But if she is being serious, she may want to want to watch this 1970’s Saturday morning cartoon commercial, “YUCK MOUTH!” Remember this one? It was one of my favorites. I still know the words and until today, I hadn’t seen it since the 70’s!

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