In Few Years, This Obese Ocra Could Be The World’s Fattest Woman….If She Can Live Past Next Week. New Jersey resident Donna Simpson, 42, weighs 550 pounds, but she’s on mission to gain another 400 pounds in in hopes of becoming the world’s fattest woman. Simpson holds the Guinness World Record as the world’s fattest mother. Her chubby chaser boyfriend, Philippe, backs Donna all the way. He, by the way, weighs just 150 pounds. Disgusting….
-This looks like fun: HolyTaco.com has kicked off its 2nd Annual Douchebag Tournament. Kanye West, Brett Favre, and even the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore are up top honors in categories like Politics, Entertainment, and Sports. Check out what the site had to say about Lady Gaga: Why She’s a Douchebag: Are you kidding? Look at her! She’s an ugly girl with a half-talented voice who dresses like something that got jammed in the machine at the Muppet-building factory so that nobody will pay too much attention to her horrid face or lackadaisical voice.
Shots fired!
-Gary Coleman is no longer speaking to his former TV brother Todd Bridges…..
-Something for the Fellas: In honor of St. Paddy’s Day, Complex.com is counting down the hottest redheads on the Planet….
-The estate of Michael Jackson has inked a $200 million deal with Sony….
-Wyclef Jean reportedly used funds from his Yele Haiti Foundation to support a mistress who was on the charity’s payroll….
-The Dixie Chicks to tour with The Eagles this summer….
–Fandago.com launches paperless movie tickets….
-A chronically-ill Michigan man — who suffers from an inoperable brain tumor and sinus cancer — says he was fired from his job at Walmart after he tested positive for puffing government-approved pot. Although medical use of marijuana is legal in Michigan, Walmart says it did nothing wrong….
-Happy 2nd Birthday to Nahla Aubrey, the lovely daughter of actress Halle Berry and her partner Gabriel Aubry….
-Former Diff’rent Strokes star Todd Bridges on Good Day New York….
-Kirk Cameron remembers Corey Haim….
-Miley thinks the Internet is the Devil. So what else is new?
-Jordin Sparks “Battlefield” Summer Tour Dates….
-A West Virginia couple weds at the place where they met — The Goodwill….
-Jim Carrey’s Official Website won an award at the
“>SXSW Festival in Austin….
-A debate is brewing over whether or not to equip cell phones with warning labels detailing the risk of brain cancer from radiation…..
-NY Gov. Paterson wants to tax soda sales. He’d better not raise the price of my Coca-Cola! I can’t even function unless I have two cans of Coke a day (Hanging Head In Shame)…..
-Speaking of tomfoolery in the Big Apple, thousands of NYC cabbies have been using their GPS systems to rip-off passengers to the tune of $8.3 million….
-Former John Edwards aide and author Andrew Young speaks out on Rielle Hunters’ accusations against him in her new interview with GQ…..
-A new study has found that more than 60% of Americans drink alcohol….
-President Barack Obama will venture into hostile territory on Wednesday when he sits down for an interview with the conservative FOX News Channel…..
-I may be the only person on the Planet who doesn’t get the appeal of Nicki Minaj (AKA The Poor Man’s Fran Drescher), but for those of you who love her, here’s a sneak peek at the Young Money star’s new 16-page photospread with Right On!….
-The United States of Tara’s Toni Collette on Good Day L.A…..