Lindsay Lohan: “Lemme In!”

Lindsay Lohan isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, my friends.

Linds went out last night and hit up new club, Trousdale. Lindsay was in full part swing and wanted to check out the new digs, right? However, she had a bit of a problem being let in. I’m sure “…but don’t you know who I am?” played on loop in her head as she stood there, trying to convince the door guy to let her privileged ass in.

Finally, after 15 minutes of begging he lets her in. The funny part is, she only had 10 minutes to enjoy the place as it was closing time! 10 minutes isn’t even long enough for Lohan to “christen” the place. You know, chalk up a line on the toilet seat and “hoover” it up! Bwahaha. Sorry about your luck, Linds!