-Something for the guys: Olivia Munn covers the April/May issue of Complex in a very teeny bikini….or are those her underwear?
-Sissy Spacek has signed on for her first lead television role on a new CBS medical drama. Former Twilight star Rachelle Lefevre will play her daughter…..
-Kate Gosselin, Pamela Anderson, and Buzz Aldrin in the ballroom made for a triumphant 10th season premiere for Dancing With The Stars — the show debuted to 23.9 million viewers…..
-We didn’t know that there’s a foster program for the pets of deployed troops….
-A California couple who bragged to Dr. Phil — on national TV– that they made thousands of dollars selling shoplifted toys online will spend the next two years behind bars…..
-Word is Reggie Bush kicked Kim Kardashian to the curb after she needled him about his refusal to wife her….
-Man Video-Bombs President Obama’s Health Reform Speech….You’d think someone would have had the sense to warn him……
-The cast of ’60s sitcom Patty Duke has reunited to star in a new series of ads for the Social Security Administration….
-For those who care: The Huffington Post has photos of Jesse James’ whore on her wedding day….
-A Tennessee middle/high school teacher has been arrested and charged with having a sexual relationship with an underage male student. Said affair included the educator ordering his victim, then 14, to urinate on him, paddle him, and exchange in oral sex and masturbation. Sick bastard!
-The CW’s newest reality series, Fly Girls, featuring five flight attendants from Virgin Airlines premieres this Wednesday, March 24 @ 9 PM EST…..
-An Australian teen says her boss used Facebook to notify her that she was being fired…..
–Hairspray’s Nikki Blonsky will play a weight loss camp attendant named Will on the new ABC Family comedy Huge….
-Oscar nominee Abigail Breslin talks about her role as Helen Keller in Broadway’s The Miracle Worker…..
-Figure skater Johnny Weir on Leno…..
-The very pretty Demi Lovato stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday….
-The Secret Service and the Federal Bureau of Investigation are looking into some death threats made against the President on Twitter. What idiot a.) threatens to kill someone because you don’t agree with their politics; and b.) threatens to kill the President on Twitter!
Conservative blogger Solly Forrell came under investigation for Tweeting that the “next American with a clear shot” should kill Obama after Sunday night’s historic vote to overhaul health care. Solly now tells Gawker he was “speaking out of anger,” and doesn’t really want Obama killed. Uh-huh…We don’t believe you — you need more people. The Secret Service takes threats to the President VERY seriously and it is a federal offense even if the remarks are meant as a joke — clearly not the case here. There are better ways to express one’s displeasure. Why isn’t this psycho in jail yet?
-In some states, slut shit could cost you some serious coins. Cynthia Shackelford, 60, sued her husband’s mistress, Anne Lundquist, 49 for ruining her marriage, claiming alienation of affection, criminal conversation (AKA Adultery), and intentionally or recklessly causing severe emotional distress…..She won $9 million in a Greensboro court last week.. North Carolina is one of only 7 states that still have the “Alienation of Affection” clause on the books. See Hussies, being a prostitution whore just doesn’t pay….