-In a new chat with New York Magazine, pop sensation Lady Gaga admits she was a bit chubbier in her student days and said she was unfairly victimized by teachers at her NYC performing school who banned her from wearing short skirts and skimpy tops. Did we mention that she can think herself to orgasm?
-Janet Jackson will make a return to the live stage at this year’s Essence Music Festival in New Orleans…..
-Happy 42nd Birthday, Celine Dion!
-VH1’s Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business Trailer….
-ABC has renewed Castle for a third season…..
-Lindsay Lohan’s new nemesis, comedian George Lopez, will be immortialized in wax at Madame Tussauds Museum in Los Angeles on Thursday. CLICK HERE if you’ll be in the L.A. area and would like information on how to attend the public unveiling….
-“Dream Out Loud by Selena Gomez” will be available exclusively at Kmart July 15.
-Preview the Fall collection of Nicole Richie’s Winter Kate clothing collection.….
–Jamie Foxx vs. Howard Stern: Can’t We All Just Get Along?
-The series finale of Ugly Betty will air April 14….
-For those who care: The 90-minute season finale of Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp airs on Monday, April 5 @ 9:00 PM on VH1….
-Ricky Martin’s out of the closet and “stronger than ever….” Good for him! We’re glad Ricky’s living loud, proud, and always “loco….”
-While we’re on the subject of “Coming Out,” Gawker.com has come up with a list of celebrities they think need a little nudge flunging open the closet door. Hell, I can think of a few: Kanye West, anyone? How about Queen Latifah? Anderson Cooper, we see you!
-Massive flooding in Rhode Island Tuesday has caused a national computer system outage at CVS, one of the country’s largest drug store chains, affecting prescription services in all 7,000 of its pharmacies…..
-Jesse James isn’t the only man in Tinseltown with a weakness for women: The Hills’ Kristin Cavallari caught her man cheating and kicked his @$s to the curb!
-Speaking of cheating, former model Brigitte Daguerre — who had a year-long affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband — is offended that we’ve been calling her a “mistress.” Perhaps she prefers “whore?”
“I didn’t do anything that bad, because as soon as I felt that something wasn’t right, I stayed home. That is why I get mad when people call me a home wrecker: I had no idea of what the full story was with him.”
-If you use the NYC subway system, you should probably know that it’s very likely that those security cameras you see plastered around during your morning commute do not work. I suggest carrying mace….
-Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, otherwise known as Jesse James Whore #1, is breaking her silence on her affair with the motorcyle bad boy. Too bad you’ll have to pay $10 to see it: “To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption,” read a statement posted on her new Web site — MichelleBombshell.com — on Tuesday. “We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks.”
-Jennifer Garner’s stalker is legally insane…..
-Stephenie Meyer isn’t the only noted novelist working on a new book. Stephen King has a new novella on baseball coming our way….
-Say buh-bye to your Saturday morning mail carrier…..
-Corey Feldman’s in trouble with The Tax Man….
-Padma Lakshmi is now a card-carrying member of the “I Hate My Baby Daddy” Club….
-Carrie Underwood opened up on her career, upcoming marriage, and her love of animals on CBS’ The Early Show Tuesday. The country cutie is in the Big Apple to participate in the 6th Annual Pedigree Adoption Drive….
-Elderly drunkard Rip Torn pleads Not Guilty to bank robbery….
–Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend premieres on The TV Guide Channel on Tuesday, April 6 at 10 PM ET/PT. This is the exclusive US premiere of the show, which filmed in the UK in 2008….
-Ex-Home Improvement star Tim Allen has been tapped to host the 8th annual TV Land Awards. The show is scheduled to tape on Saturday, April 17 and premieres on TV Land Sunday, April 25 @ 9:00 PM ET/PT…..
-Brian Williams Slow Jams the News on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon….