Just when you think you’ve all the foolery the world has the offer, here comes some Z-lister on the hunt for a check and five minutes of fame…..
Another woman from Tiger Woods’ past has returned to bite the famed golfer in the rear — and this time it isn’t one of the legions of Pancake House waitresses, pornstars, or hired pros who have hit the sack with the sportsman.
Tiger’s newest adversary is none other than his kindergarten teacher, Ms. Decker.
Ms. Decker (No first name necessary…), who is being repped by attorney/Ho Saver to the Star Gloria Allred, is denying claims that the golfer made FIVE years ago about a racially charged incident he alleged happened when he was a student in the retired teacher’s kindergarten class in the early ’80s.
“I became aware of my racial identity on my first day of school, on my first day of kindergarten. A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted [the n-word] on me, and threw rocks at me. That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn’t do much of anything,” Woods said in an interview in pal Charles Barkley’s 2005 book, Who’s Afraid of a Large Black Man?
Never happened says Ms. Decker.
“Ms. Decker believes that no such incident ever occurred to Tiger Woods while he was under he care as a kindergarten pupil on the first day of class,” Allred said in a statement Friday. “Further, neither Tiger nor his parents nor anyone even reported the alleged racial incident to her or the administration. Therefore Ms. Decker contends that the statement that ‘…and the teacher really didn’t do much of anything,’ is completely untrue, since such an incident never occurred and was never reported to her by anyone while Tiger was a student at the school.”
Ms. Decker says Tiger’s falsehoods about her have diminished her quality of health: she claims to have suffered severe migraines, panic attacks, stress, and elevated blood pressure as a result of the incident. Ms. Decker would like the golfer to retract his 2005 statement and apologize. Classic case of opportunism from someone looking to make some money from the massive misdeeds of a dirtbag. Since cold medicine puts a damper on your ability to put together coherent thoughts, I don’t even have the energy to dissect this mess — but I’m sure you get the picture.