Haik U, Glenn Beck!

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You may have heard all about the famed Glenn Beck and his ongoing tirades. You may also have heard that he believes the language of social and economic justices are code for communism and Nazism. Our great friends over at Jewish Funds for Justice have sponsored a hilarious and simple little web activity in response to this brouhaha: Haik U, Glenn Beck! (.com!)
Justice-lovers around the world are submitting their brief poems (for more on Haiku poetry, check out the Wikipedia entry) and here, for your enjoyment are a few of my favorites:
The Samaritan
Didn’t know the code that day,
and someone was saved.
More after the jump….
Beck went into temple.
A mechitza divided
his advertisers.

Normally don’t care
about religious ideas,
but like the option

Is this how it feels
To be a Commie? If so,
I’m happily in.

Wanton acts of hate
are just icing on the cake
for this shill of late.
There are plenty more at the website, and obviously you can pitch in and submit your own haiku! When you do, don’t forget to “tweet” us. Shabbat Shalom!