Kirstie Alley Already Campaigning For “Dancing With The Stars” Season 11

We’re not even halfway through the all-new 10th season, but Hollywood’s self-appointed “Fat Actress” is already geared up to waltz her way onto the next installment of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars.

Hollywood biggum Kirstie Alley is currently chronicling the sad story of how she gained weight, lost weight, and gained it all back on the A&E docu-series Kirstie Alley’s Big Life (airing Sundays @ 10 PM) — and Alley’s hoping the show will grow to be successful enough to attract the attention of DWTS producers, The National Enquirer spills in its April 19 edition.

It’s a sad day when your primary career objective becomes getting cast on a show that should be called Dancing With The Z-Listers….

An Alley insider says: “Kirstie wants to lose weight for her health and well-being, but her big plan is to shed the pounds and then be named the headlining performer on Dancing with the Stars next year…She’s been a huge fan of the show, and she been bragging for ages that as soon as she drops most of her excess weight, she’s going to launch a full-court press to be named a contestant.”