Nicolas Cage Buys Burial Pyramid

Would anyone care to explain how a man in the throws of financial ruin can afford to buy a nine foot tall pyramid-shaped tomb in a New Orleans cemetery to serve as his final resting place? No word on how much the extravagant burial plot set back the cash-strapped Nic Cage, but this is a gutsy move for a man who’s foreclosure announcement make more headlines than his movies.

(Note To Nic: Whoever is managing your finances does not like you!)