Spencer Pratt has offered to “hook Kate Hudson” up with a better boob job. Hudson allegedly had a small breast augmentation in late March, but Pratt insists the formerly-A-cupped A-lister still does not have breasts.
It seems Spence has tried everything to change his obnoxious ways – new age crystals, changing his name to a Native American one, even joining the Cyber Police — but not surprisingly, the preppy bully is still just a colossal douchebag.
“How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts! – Kate H – get ur money back… I gotta guy who will hook you up!” the mean-spirited reality villain Tweeted Monday, referring to Kate’s recent reported breast augmentation. And the evil Tweets didn’t stop with just Kate, Spencer later took on a reality star that’s more entertaining than he could ever dream of being — Jersey Shore’s Snooki.
“Snooki… ooooh snooki… I’m coming for you… shark fin in the water… watch out…” he wrote before posting a photo of a rotting pumpkin, with the caption: “SNOOKI everyone.”
That joke would have been funnier if the pumpkin didn’t bare such a startling resemblance to Spencer’s wife.