Midday Crunch Crumbs: Eek — Dead Rat Found In Can Of Chef Boyardee! Steven Seagal Accused Of Sexual Harassing Ray Charles’ Granddaughter; “Cops” Renewed For 23rd Season

-Devo performed their 1980 hit single “Whip It” on Tuesday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live….

Esquire Magazine has dubbed Kelly Clarkson the “Greatest Pop Voice Ever…..”

-Brad Pitt’s brother Doug has been named a Goodwill Ambassador of the United Republic of Tanzania…..

-Shakira has been added to this year’s Glastonbury Festival lineup….

-A North Carolina college student has constructed a wedding gown from sandwich wrappers!

-Speaking of wedding dresses, Vera Wang is designing a collection of gowns bridezillas can pick up on the cheap down at their local David’s Bridal….

-Chef Boyar-GROSS! An Ohio mom finds a dead rat in her can of Spaghetti and Meatballs!

-For those who care: Sam Ronson alleged spit on LiLo at last weekend’s Coachella Festival….

-Here’s another reason to love Miami: The city’s new ice bar, So Cool, is the hottest (or should we say coldest?) ticket in town….

MTV has nothing to do with the glut of Jersey Shore spinoffs — ie: Wicked Summah and Brighton Beach — that have been springing up in recent weeks…

-Two more women have stepped forward claiming Steven Seagal is a pedobear — and one of them happens to be the granddaughter of late music legend Ray Charles….

-Jennifer Lopez is still trying to drum up press for her umpteenth rom-com, The Backup Plan…..

-FOX has renewed Cops for a 23rd season! As long as the world is crawling with dumb criminals, Cops cameras will be around to memoralize the foolery….

-Vivica Fox has designed a line of wigs that resemble something my crazy Aunt Kitty would wear to Friday night bingo….

-Ben & Jerry’s has introduced a new flavor in honor of the 2010 Bonnaroo Music Festival….

-Esmee Denters and Justin Timberlake on the set of The Love Dealer

Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello gives details on the most talked-about season finales on TV this season….

-Yeah, maybe Green Day on Broadway wasn’t such a great idea after all….