Richard Pryor Gave Pam Grier A Cocaine Yeast Infection; Cher’s Going On Tour; & More Evening Crunch Crumbs

-Everyone’s favorite “Prostitution Whores” — AKA The Real Housewives of New Jersey — are back for a new season on Bravo!

-Late comedy legend Richard Pryor wasn’t lying when he said he had a “cocaine dick.” Seventies stunner Pam Grier — who once dated the funnyman — claims Pryor’s peen flooded her catbag with coke residue. Sometimes there simply are no words….Movin’ on!

-New Cher Tour!

Check out the just-released mini-episode of True Blood, which returns to HBO June 13….

-Good news (Sorta): Bret Michaels has been upgraded from critical to stable condition. Here’s the bad news: He’s been diagnosed with a side effect that can lead to seizures. His doctors remain hopeful, and so do we!

-Donald Trump’s Greatest Hits!

Some dumb bitch (Yeah, I said!) over at GlobalGrind.com “doesn’t understand” why folks are no longer interested in listening to Chris “Beatdown” Brown moaning like a howling dog all over their iPods. Gee, I don’t know. Maybe his unpopularity has something to do with the fact that HE BEATS UP GIRLS!! Pardon my language but how in the flickitty-flack is choking and punching someone after you threaten to kill them a “mistake?” I will never understand how women justify this type of behavior — no matter how much you dislike Rihanna. Are yall high?

The ladies of Wal-Mart have had it with the cheapie retailer’s discrimination against women!

-Here’s a sneak peek at Kanye West’s weekend guest spot on The Cleveland Show. Aww — no Amber Rose?

-Actress Heather Langenkamp — who played Nancy Thompson in the original A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) and a 1987 sequel — talks about the horror franchise that jumpstarted her career in a new Freddy-themed documentary. The long-awaited Elm Street remake slashes its way to the box office this Friday….

-Grand Theft Auto just found a new way to harass Tiger: The Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal is being turned into a video game….

-Spencer Pratt rips Lauren Conrad on Twitter….

-Speaking of Twitter, John Mayer’s as done with the service as we are with him….

-Sydney is thisclose to losing its spot as Australia’s largest city….

-In her next Goop.com newsletter, Gwyneth Paltrow might want to etch a few words about dressing appropriately for the red carpet….

Sex And The City creator Candace Bushnell is talking about The Carrie Diaries, a new novel that introduces young adults to a teenage Carrie Bradshaw….

-As a Xtina Stan since ‘99 it pains me to admit this, but Ms. Aguilera is looking a little “Gagalicious” is this brief snippet for her new comeback video “Not Tonight…”