Author: Charlie

  • EARN MORE MONEY (Feb, 1957)

    Better Memory = More Money = Wad of Cash = Adoring Female

    Advertising is pretty much Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon except instead of Kevin Bacon the end is getting laid.

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  • Seek Wealth In These Needed Inventions (Jun, 1934)

    Seek Wealth In These Needed Inventions

    IT IS gratifying to the Editor of this Department to note the rapidly increasing interest in inventions on the part of the readers of Modern Mechanix and Inventions. The mail recently received proves that many fellows have come to realize that the same effort that they put in on the construction of various gadgets “just for the fun of it” can be used to create some truly novel article. In short, they see where the inventive talent that they use every day can be turned into real money-making channels.

    Great Demand for Little Inventions.

    There is still a tremendous need for little inventions that can be made quickly and sold easily. Take the matter of the savings bank as an example. Who can make a simple bank that will sell for a half dollar and that will register the amount of money it contains? If a quarter is dropped in, the bank automatically adds that amount to the figure posted. The whole idea could be built upon the fact that each piece of change in the American currency is slightly different in diameter. Here would be a big seller and a big money-maker.

    What automobile driver of any experience has not had the job of righting a car with a wheel missing after it had fallen off the jack? The question is “Why do cars fall off jacks?” and the inventor answers logically enough, “Because the base of the jack is not large enough.” However, if the bases of jacks were made larger, they would be too cumbersome and would not fit so conveniently in the tool kit. Why not, then, design some sort of jack with a collapsible base that would provide twice the area now used? The idea probably would be a winner.

    Carpenters and other mechanics are constantly having the edges of their chisels nicked by permitting them to jangle with other tools in the kit. Why not some sort of a little pressed metal gadget that could be slipped over the edge of a tool when it was not in use to preserve the edge? These articles should be so simple that they could be sold for a nickel apiece.

    Among the toys of older boys there should be such a thing as a tri-ice-cycle—new word for the dictionary and a new thrill for children. This article would look very much like an ordinary tricycle save that it would have runners in place of wheels and some sort of a device would have to be developed that would propel the vehicle as the youngster peddled. The propelling device would have to take the form perhaps of a belt with spikes in it to engage the ice and snow.

    Those who have tried to bevel edges uniformly with a plane would appreciate a little attachment for such tools that would prevent a workman from taking too large a cut and that would not only bevel the edge at the proper angle but also remove only a predetermined amount of wood.

    There is needed an attachment for a three-jawed lathe chuck to make the chuck accommodate square rod. The attachment should be cheap; say two or three dollars. The object of the invention would be to make the cost of a fou»r-jawed chuck unnecessary for the small workshop.

    The man who can invent a method or a device that will prevent sole rubbers from slipping off the feet will find himself in possession of a fortune in no time. Hundreds of thousands of people would wear rubbers of this type if they could be sure that they would stay in place.

    The erasers on the end of lead pencils do not last as long as the pencil itself on the average. One large fortune was made in placing the rubber on the end of the pencil and now another fortune awaits the man who can equip the lead pencil with a longer rubber with a method of feeding it as it wears away.

    There is a need for a fountain pen that will register the amount of ink it contains without the pen being transparent.


  • Golf is Now Played Like Roulette (Sep, 1931)

    Golf is Now Played Like Roulette

    A SCRAMBLING of the ancient Scotch game of golf and the somewhat less Scotch game of roulette has resulted in the creation which beats all for novelty—golf played on a roulette wheel. In the center of a circular pit a gaming wheel, marked like the table variety, spins merrily, while the golfer attempts to knock a golf ball into the winning compartments.

    Introduced recently in Los Angeles, the new game is winning increasing favor among West Coast golf fans seeking the thrills of both roulette and golf. The putting tee is located in a recess in the side of the pit, and the ball, shot from there, flutters around the wheel and finally settles into some compartment. Located out of doors to give full health benefits, the wheel is cleverly decorated with flashing lights and illuminated numbers for night playing.


  • How I Broke the World’s Altitude Record (Sep, 1930)

    How I Broke the World’s Altitude Record

    On June 4, 1930, Lieut. Soucek flew a Navy plane to a height of more than eight miles to establish a new altitude record. Here he tells his story of his thrilling ascent to the roof of the world.

    by Lieut. Apollo Soucek U. S. N.

    MORE than 8 miles above the earth’s surface, in a region of terrific cold, where life itself depends on “canned air,” airtight clothing and electrically heated goggles, I fought, on the afternoon of June 4, 1930, a successful battle of two hours and five minutes against nature to gain for the Navy and the United States a new world’s altitude record.

    For purely sentimental reasons, my latest climb of 43,166 feet, which broke the world’s record for all kinds of planes, previously held by Willi Neuenhofen, of Germany, who flew 41,794 feet on May 25, 1929, was made on the exact anniversary of my flight of June 4, 1929, when I was fortunate enough to establish a new world’s record for seaplanes of 38,560 feet.

    My seaplane record was made in a single sealer Wright Apache plane, the very same ship that I used in my new world’s record flight, except that in the former case it was equipped with pontoons instead of wheels. Moreover, I also used this plane on May* 8, 1929 when I established a world’s record for all types of planes by reaching an official altitude of 39,140 feet, the mark which Neuenhofen broke only 17 days later.

    Certainly the afternoon of June 4 seemed almost ideal for my climb. True, the temperature near the ground was well over 90 degrees, and the air a few hundred feet off the ground appeared somewhat hazy, but these factors were not important enough, as I found later, to interfere with flying conditions at great altitudes.

    Just a few words about the equipment I used and we’re off! I wore, as usual, a fur-lined leather suit, but nary a stitch of underclothes, the fur being next to my skin. Commander Frederick Ceres, flight surgeon at the Naval Air Station at Anacostia, D. C, figured this one out from the clothes of the Eskimos.

    Of course, I also wore a heavy helmet, a pair of heavy, wool-lined boots, and a pair of electrically heated goggles especially devised by my brother, Zeus, recently resigned from the Navy. But probably the most interesting contraption of all was the so-called “artificial lung” which I developed, with the aid of some loyal coworkers, to aid me in getting the right amount of oxygen at high altitudes. By long experience I had learned that at 40,000 feet or higher the pressure of the air is much less than the pressure in the pilot’s lungs, with the result that when the oxygen from the ordinary type of oxygen feeding device flows into his mouth, his lung pressure tends to force it right out again. So not long ago I extended the breath outlet tube a couple of feet and then sewed the bottom onto my control stick. The point is to build up’ a pressure in this tube equal to the pressure in my lungs, so that the incoming oxygen, instead of being forced out of my mouth again, will enter my lungs properly.

    However, this tube has to be opened quite often, so as to let the poison air out. Some weeks ago, while making a test altitude flight of around 35,000 feet, I forgot to release my grip on the tube with the result that almost immediately it became very difficult for me to breathe. In fact, the pressure on this tube became so pronounced that it actually blew the breath out of the corners of my mouth so that I could see it freeze!

    Of course, I released the tube, but it did not open. The inner sides had frozen together where it pressed flat. However, I somehow managed to jiggle it around and break it loose until it worked.

    Now, for the actual flight! The time was exactly 2:18 when everything was in readiness and I finally did take off, sweating under the tremendous burden of my heavy equipment. On this particular June afternoon the wind out of the west was not so very different from the speed of the plane, so that I simply pulled back the control stick and then went straight up in the air until I reached the “ceiling,” or maximum height of the plane.

    Just a few words, however, about my immediate problems while so doing. All I had to do was to continually hold the throttle and supercharger levers open with one hand, and work the stick, oxygen valve, oxygen “lung” outlet and a couple of other gadgets with the other.

    Meantime, of course, I had to use my feet on the rudder, too, and keep a watchful eye on the flight instruments. Easily the worst thing of all is to hold all the levers open at the proper ‘ times. However, they are equipped with a strong spring so that should I pass out from lack of oxygen, then the throttle would automatically close and the supercharger be cut off.

    In such case the plane probably would go into a dive, but I would likely revive soon, and no harm would be done. However, if the motor happened to be left running wide open during the dive, then it would soon tear everything to pieces.

    Holding these levers open is something like holding down for a long time on the clutch of an auto. For over an hour I had to push with my left arm without letting up, and my arm got mighty tired.

    After nearly an hour of climbing straight up from the Anacostia Naval Air Station I leached, according to my altimeter, an indicated height of 41,500 feet, a point where the ship no longer seemed to be climbing a trifle. Instead it appeared to be hanging motionless on its roaring propeller while powerful superchargers shrieked as they sucked and pumped the thin air into a density sufficient to keep the straining engine working.

    For about 20 minutes thereafter I kept the plane’s nose pointed straight up, and the engine wide open in an effort to gain a few more precious feet. During this time the needle fluctuated and at times swung past the 42,000 mark, but I couldn’t get it to stay there.

    Maybe I could have achieved more altitude, but I realized, glancing at my gasoline gauge, that the effort would be futile, for I actually had barely two gallons of gas left in my tank when I finally did land around 4:30 o’clock.

    Fortunately I did not suffer greatly from the effects of the extreme altitude and bitter cold (about 76 degrees F). However, at one time the oxygen tube through which I breathed filled with ice and I was forced to beat the tube against the fuselage and to shake the accumulation out in order to continue breathing.


  • Global Thermonuclear War! (Feb, 1984)

    Shall we play a game?

    Global Thermonuclear War!

    A fast-action, high-strategy game with full color graphics, exciting animation, and realistic sound effects. Features include HAL™ speech synthesis (without special hardware), option to play as enemy or defender, and top ten score display.

    Action begins with you at the controls of the Defense Command Computer. A random error causes the Computer to secure your nation’s defense for full scale nuclear attack. You have 30 seconds before the first ICBM is launched at your enemy’s capital. Decipher the secret code for aborting missile launch or prepare to fight World War III.

    At launch, you discover the computer has deleted all targeting data for your weapons. Presented with NORAD style strategic displays, you watch the

    trajectory of the missile track across the globe as you frantically retarget your weapon systems and prepare for your enemy’s attack. Do you strike before or after the enemy launches its first wave? Do you target for military, industrial, or civilian targets? Perhaps some combination? You watch enemy strikes against your homeland and the casualties grow to staggering proportions as you attempt to deter or conquer the enemy before you are completely destroyed. The war has begun and your nation’s destiny, even the destiny of the world, is in your hands.

    Ask for Global Thermonuclear War™: $34.95 at your local dealer or order direct. Visa, MasterCard, Money Orders, Checks accepted (Calif, residents please add 6-1/2% sales tax), foreign orders add 15%, U.S. currency only. Dealer inquiries invited.

    Global Thermonuclear War™ is available for your IBM PC or XT (64K, disk drive), Apple II + or Ile (48K, disk drive, DOS 3.3), Commodore 64 (cassette or disk drive), Atari 400 and 800 (48K, disk drive). Joystick play optional in each version. TRS-80 version to be released soon.

    Starfire Games

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    Dept. B1, 9960 Owensmouth Avenue, Suite 32 Chatswonth, CA 91311


  • Hobnobbing with Harbaugh (Aug, 1962)

    Hobnobbing with Harbaugh
    The Office Monster


  • A Minister Discusses SELF-GRATIFICATION (Jan, 1959)

    A Minister Discusses SELF-GRATIFICATION

    Self-gratification is an important aspect of an individual’s development. Eliminating misinformation and guilt about this practice is important preparation for a healthy sexual relationship in marriage.

    by the Rev. H. Walter Yoder

    An ordained minister, Rev. Yoder is secretary of the Michigan Association of Religious Counselors. Recognized as a distinguished pioneer and leader in church marriage counseling, he was recently hailed as “Man of the Month” by the churchman’s publication, “Pastoral Psychology.” *All case names are fictitious.

    ALMOST every magazine today bears evidence of people’s strong feelings and great concern about self – gratification.

    A pastors’ journal carries the request of a college pastoral counselor for an article on “masturbation” because “it is a major problem of my college students.” Sexology publishes a constant barrage of questions from troubled young people and parents about this same problem.

    Fifteen years of intensive counseling experience has revealed to the author some of the reasons for the very ^reat importance of self-gratification in individual lives.

    Gary Anderson* gratified himself sexually rather often, but he also deeply deplored the act and felt continuously guilty about it.

    Gary had found his way into the practice accidentally. As a young boy he had discovered a gratifying sensation in rubbing certain parts of his body. He had always practiced it alone and had very little knowledge of what part the practice played in the lives of other people. This encouraged the sense of aloneness and difference.

    Several times he read references in some book or heard some chance remark which he assumed referred to self-gratification and which led to a guilty feeling on his part. As usually happens among people who experience desire and who also have powerful repressive forces working, Gary developed a great deal of conflict and guilt.

    Helen Williams belongs to a some-what different group of people troubled about masturbation. As a child she became aware of agreeable sensations in touching and rubbing her clitoris and continued the practice as a relief of tension.

    She had no name for the act and was not aware of any further significance in it. For her it was simply soothing and provided relief at times when she was tired or tense.

    One day, however, she was caught in the act by an older sister whom she greatly admired. The older sister expressed great horror and hostility. Her mother was called and her father informed and she was given a severe scolding.

    The hostile looks on the faces she loved and the distasteful terms used to label her acts made her feel unclean. A great deal of energy in her life is now used in repressing her desire for self-gratification. The tension formerly released in this way often turns into resentment and angry explosions.

    Still another kind of experience is illustrated in the case of Harley Smith. Harley was initiated into the practice at an early age among a gang of boys. Curiosity then led him to experiment himself.

    This learning of the practice took place in a group and therefore did not seem to him to be unusual or different. However, Harley soon heard the practice of self – gratification described as a “childish” one. Some of the reading and instruction which he had made him feel that continuing the habit is a sign that he is “immature.”

    As a result he is torn between his ambition to grow into a fully rounded and mature adult and his continuing desires for this form of sexual expression.

    While most popular literature has gotten beyond the stage of predicting horrifying consequences of masturbation, much popular literature does condemn the practice by labeling it “immature” This arouses a somewhat different conflict, but in a way a more severe one, for the young person whose great ambition is to become a mature adult.

    For Bill Brown the practice has still a different kind of meaning. He grew up in a family which made a very sharp distinction between the premarital and marital status. All sexual feelings and expressions were to be accepted in the married state, but great restriction was placed upon any acknowledgment of such desires or feelings or acts before marriage.

    As he grew up and began to experience sexual feeling and desire, it was channeled into his feeling that any form of sex expression must come only in marriage. Even though he is too young to enter into marriage, he feels that he must get married immediately and seeks to find some girl who will marry him.

    Masturbation has a very repulsive meaning to him and therefore all such stimulation or desire that might be released in this form now feeds into his mad rush to become married.

    Something of a combination of the last two persons is represented by Amy Gray, a college student who has the freedom to know something about her own sexual experience and feelings. Since she felt that masturbation is regarded as an immature form of sexual expression, she therefore concluded that sexual intercourse was the only mature and acceptable release of an individual’s sexual feeling.

    Not finding other avenues of satisfying release of these feelings, she has been led into a life of promiscuity. However, she is not personally ready for the experience of intercourse and inevitably finds it dissatisfying and frustrating. Instead of examining the reason for this she plunges on from affair to affair.

    To each of these cases the practice of self-gratification has had a different meaning. However, they all share something in common. Each of them feels the impact of the sexual drive toward creation and growth. Each of them also has become snagged, though in different ways, in his sexual development.

    In all cases, troubled feelings about self-gratification were an important factor in this snag in their growth. Whether because of lack of information, hostile and resentful attitudes, condemnation of the act as “immature,” or whatever the cause may be, a very real problem has occurred and it may involve a good deal of guilt and suffering on the part of the individual.

    When fear, hostility, hurt, and embarrassment are linked with the feeling of exposure and vulnerability that comes with the growth of new sensitive feelings—particularly in the area of sex—there is a temptation to “cover over” or to neglect working through the problem.

    The mature and responsible person, however, when he begins to experience the awakening of sexual desires, will study the available knowledge about sexual growth and development. When questions and conflicts arise he will seek out the help of a counselor so that he can find the channel and the means of sexual expression which will be helpful to himself and harmful to no one.

    He will not want to approach the sexual relationship with another with the idea of dumping upon another his sexual conflicts. Rather he will try to prepare himself so that he can not only handle his own life well but also enter into the added satisfactions of marital relationships as a privilege and as a bonus in life.

    Competent leaders in this field have tried to make clear, as this magazine has, that it is not the act of self-gratification,which might be of harm but only possibly the feelings or attitudes that go with it- They agree with this statement made by Lester Dearborn, former head of the Association of Marriage Counselors: “Masturbation, according to the best medical authorities, causes no harm physically or mentally. Any harm resulting from masturbation is caused entirely by worry or by a sense of guilt due to misinformation.”

    Leaders in the field feel also that it is essential to make clear that the sexual drive is an important part of a larger creative drive which can enhance and enrich life.

    One significant channel of expression during the course of an individual’s sexual development may be the practice of self-gratification. It is important then for that person to understand its meaning and how it fits into his creative growth. All feelings of fear and guilt and anxiety and hostility connected with the act of self-relief must be studied and resolved.

    Since self-gratification deals with strong personal feelings, it very often precipitates or reveals underlying attitudes of the personality. Resolving conflicting feelings about self-gratification is at the same time working through basic feelings about sex itself and constitutes an important preparation for a healthy sexual relationship when marriage takes place.


  • anti-aircraft fire control… AND FORD INSTRUMENT COMPANY (Jun, 1955)

    The whole series of ads is like this. Just bizarre.

    anti-aircraft fire control… AND FORD INSTRUMENT COMPANY

    In World War I, anti-aircraft fire against slow, low flying planes, could be managed by optical sighting and correcting from observed air bursts. Today’s supersonic planes, flying at great altitudes must be tracked by radar and the guns directed by complex computers.

    The Navy Bureau of Ordnance and Ford Instrument Company perfected the first successful naval anti-aircraft gun director (Mk 19) back in 1926 and Ford Instrument Company has been one of the outstanding leaders in this field ever since.

    Precision equipment for the exacting problems of computers and controls for both the military and industry, has been the specialty of Ford Instrument Company since 1915.

    Ever since Hannibal C.: Ford built the first gunfire computers for the U. S. Navy forty years ago, Ford Instrument Company has been a leader in applying the science of automatic control to American defense and peacetime industry. For more information about Ford’s products, services, and facilities, write for free illustrated brochure.

    FORD INSTRUMENT COMPANY DIVISION OF THE SPERRY CORPORATION 31-10 Thomson Ave., Long Island City 1, N. Y.


  • Side Car Serves as Boat (Jun, 1934)

    Side Car Serves as Boat
    A MOTORCYCLE side car which doubles as a canoe on trips to the beach or river bank has recently made its appearance in Germany. The car is fitted with small metal pontoons which keep it upright in the water. Future models will be fitted with rudders, completing the transformation from side car to a navigable boat.


  • RCA Solid State Laser (May, 1980)

    An RCA Solid State Laser that fits through the eye of a needle can transmit 500 million bits of information per second through a thread of glass.

    The entire contents of a 24-volume encyclopedia in 3 minutes. 2500 phone conversations or 20 TV programs at the same time. Staggering amounts of information – all made to pass through a tiny thread of glass by a solid state laser that radiates light from an area one-hundredth the size of the period at the end of this sentence. The laser, developed by RCA scientists, emits a narrow, intense beam of light that can be efficiently coupled into the microscopic fibers that carry the information. Because of its incredible stability and small size, RCA’s solid state “double dovetail” laser represents a significant step toward faster, smaller, more efficient fiber optic communications systems.

    This Solid State Laser is a product of RCA research – the kind of dedicated research that has been a tradition at RCA ever since Nipper started listening to His Masters Voice. Today, research and development of electronic products are funded at the highest level in our company’s history. Our commitment is, as it has always been, to the advancement of technology-to the creation of products that expand the human horizon, whether through a wave of sound or a thread of light.

    c 1980 RCA Corporation – A tradition on the move


  • Computation (Jul, 1953)

    Why don’t people put math poetry in ads anymore? Also, wasn’t Zero invented in India?

    Computation

    The Arab
    who first wrote zero

    And
    the mathematic clue

    To
    nothing at all is a hero

    Who
    never got his due

    Unless
    he sought

    To share
    the eternal naught.

    — from “Stars and Atoms HAVE NO SIZE” -by A. M. Sullivan
    (by permission)

    Maxson offers top-caliber engineers exceptional opportunities

    MAXSON ENGINEERING specializes in the development and manufacture of computers for precise determination of complex problems. Our 18 years experience in navigation, ordnance, and electronics is implemented by 600 engineering personnel, 2500 other employees, and 400,000 feet of laboratory and plant space.

    This adaptable organization is available to augment your facilities; for details, see the new Maxson Facilities Report.

    The W. L. MAXSON CORPORATION Unimax Switch Division •
    Langevin Manufacturing Corporation
    460 West 34th Street New York 1, New York
    Plants at Long Island City, N.J. and Old Forge, Pennsylvania


  • The Special Troubles of Women (Nov, 1934)

    The Special Troubles of Women

    by Charles A. Clinton, M. d.

    Most of these Functional Troubles Can Be Avoided by Normal Living, Plenty of Exercise and the Building of Bodily Vigor

    WITH the exception of certain affections of the generative organs, most diseases are common to both men and women alike. There are, of course, certain conditions which are more commonly found in women than in men and vice versa. Those diseases which are induced by exposure to the elements or by overexertion are naturally more common in men than in women, while other conditions which are induced or made worse by sedentary habits, lack of the proper amount of exercise, etc., are more apt to be found occurring in women. But even this condition does not always apply, because in some countries and among some classes of society the women work as hard and are exposed to the elements as much and in other ways are subject largely to the same conditions as are men. So that when one speaks of the “special” disorders of women one usually means the disorders which affect that portion of the human anatomy which is found only in the female sex, namely, the mammary glands and the female generative organs.

    The fact that so many women suffer from pelvic disorders and attribute their symptoms to some other cause, thus unconsciously allowing their pelvic organs to become severely affected, is apt to allow their general health to become greatly impaired and should make it of advantage for all women to recognize some of the symptoms which occur in the early stages of various complaints peculiar to themselves so that they may take proper steps to procure competent advice in the matter.

    Of course, the various female organs when affected abnormally produce certain specific symptoms pertaining to the particular organ affected, yet there are a certain number of common symptoms which are generally present in most disorders of the pelvic organs which should give the afflicted person an inkling as to what the trouble may possibly be or at least draw attention to the fact that it may be one of the pelvic organs which is at fault. When only one or two of these symptoms are present it may not be so easy to judge the cause, but when several are present, as is so often the case, they should be of great service in at least suggesting the location of the trouble.

    Among these symptoms are headache, especially at the base of the brain, a feeling of pressure on the top of the head, pain or aching at the lower portion of the back over the sacrum, a bearing down feeling in the lower abdomen, flatulence, constipation, irritability, general nervousness, sometimes hysteria, mental depression, attacks of the “blues” and often a certain amount of local discharge. These symptoms are all more or less common in conditions of the ovaries, the Fallopian tubes and the uterus, as well sometimes as the vagina.

    When such symptoms occur it is well to have a thorough examination made in order to determine exactly what organ or organs are affected and exactly the amount of disturbance which is present and, if possible, how long it has existed. Then immediate steps should be taken to relieve the existing condition. It is very common when one organ is affected to have other adjacent organs also become affected and so it is of the utmost importance to get proper attention and to apply proper methods as quickly as possible to prevent inflammation or infection spreading from one of the pelvic organs to another. One of the commonest and yet most severe affections is pelvic cellulitis or pelvic peritonitis, which develops from an infection of one or more of the pelvic organs. These diseases are often extremely dangerous and are apt to cause the formation of adhesions which will produce distress or disturbances of various degrees for an indefinite period of time.

    FOR some reason or other, women seem to be rather reticent about seeking professional advice for pelvic troubles. Of course in many cases, as mentioned above, they may not attribute their sickness to these local conditions and so may lose valuable time, but in other cases, even though they may feel morally certain that they are suffering from some abnormal state of one or more of the pelvic organs, they hesitate, they procrastinate and they delay seeking advice for so long a period that much unnecessary damage will often be done.

    Women, as a rule, have a mortal dread of cancer and of course in some cases this is present as it is fairly common in the pelvis, especially in the uterus, and it is a most serious and most dangerous condition. But with the horrors of cancer in their minds they often hesitate to undergo an examination even though they know something is wrong, for fear that the doctor will tell them that they are suffering from cancer. What short-sighted policy this is! The time to treat cancer with any real hope of success is when it is in its initial stages, and this applies especially to internal cancer. Why delay seeking advice? Why procrastinate—why take chances? A woman who fears cancer should be the very one who should be examined at once and have the matter definitely settled; then should the symptoms prove to be those of cancer something may often be done and results obtained before it is too late. But the fact of the matter is that while some of these cases will be found to be cancer by far the largest number will be found to be non-malignant.

    The woman, therefore, who fears cancer and who neglects to be examined and to get a correct diagnosis lives in constant dread and fear that she may be developing a cancer and yet does nothing about it. This naturally has a most devastating effect upon her entire constitution. Her nervous system become seriously affected, she becomes despondent, loses her appetite, loses weight, becomes a burden to herself and her friends and her family and in some cases even becomes mentally affected. In most cases all of this is entirely unnecessary and even in the case where the suspicion of cancer is confirmed and cancer is really found to exist, the sufferer herself will feel at least that now she knows what her trouble is and can take steps to try and eradicate it, something which she would not do before a diagnosis was made. And to the woman who finds her trouble is not cancer but something perhaps fairly easy to eradicate, what a load is lifted from her mind! Yet with all of our preaching women will hold back, delay and lose most valuable time.

    The ovaries, Fallopian tubes and the uterus are fairly susceptible to abnormal conditions. Inflammation of these organs may be either acute or chronic. The ovaries may be affected with simple congestion or with inflammatory conditions. Prolapse of an ovary is a fairly common occurrence. Cystic growths are also quite common and may develop to an enormous size. These tumors consist of a sac which becomes filled and distended with a serous fluid. Fibro-cystic tumors consist partly of cystic material and partly of fibrous tissue. Solid tumors of the ovary are not very common although they are of various kinds such as fibroid tumors, sarcomas which are malignant growths, carcinoma or cancer, papilloma, and other varieties.

    MOST cases of inflammation of the ovaries are secondary to inflammation of other pelvic organs, such as the vagina, the uterus or the Fallopian tubes. The uterus or womb may become affected in many ways. There may be hypertrophy or enlargement, atrophy or shrinkage, displacement forward or backward, prolapse or falling, and catarrh of the lining of the ^vomb, and this latter condition may involve the entire lining of the uterus, when it is called endometritis, or may involve only the neck of the uterus, in which it is called endocervititis. The entire muscular structure of the womb may become inflamed, producing what is known as metritis. This, however, is not such a very common affection.

    Tumors, on the other hand, are fairly common and may form in the interior of the uterus, in the substance of the organ or on the outside. These are usually fibroid in character, although fibro-cysts are also fairly common. In addition, of course, malignant disease may occur and when it does it usually develops in the neck of the womb. This is because lacerations of the neck of the womb are very common during labor and it is at this point that most malignant growths start. It is therefore of the greatest importance to have all lacerations in this locality repaired surgically as soon after labor as is practicable.

    A very common growth in the interior of the uterus is what is called a polyp. This is a vascular tumor usually rather small which is attached by a longer or shorter pedicle to the mucous membrane lining that organ. The Fallopian tubes are often subject to very severe inflammation, frequently on account of the extension of infections from the vagina or the uterus, or both. Inflammation of these tubes may be either acute or chronic. In many cases, especially when infection has occurred, abscess of the tubes develops and should the pus not be discharged into the uterus the result may be rather disastrous as the tubes may become so distended and so thin as to rupture, discharging the pus into the peritoneal cavity. This would of course cause septic peritonitis, and would require immediate operation. The vagina is also frequently affected with various abnormal conditions, such as simple inflammation, catarrhal inflammation, gonorrheal infection and other conditions. The vulva or external genital is sometimes the seat of abscess owing to infection, usually of an important gland which is located therein. Unfortunate, it is yet true, that many women innocently become affected with certain venereal complaints due to the fact that the husband has at some period before marriage become himself infected and though thought to be entirely cured some of the poison of the disease has continued to lurk in some-portion of the generative system and so is transferred by him to his innocent wife.

    To my mind it is of the utmost importance to have every prospective bridegroom given a thorough examination and clean bill of health in this respect and perhaps in many other respects before he can be allowed to marry. Often the man himself may not know or suspect that he ever was infected or knowing this has been told that he has been cured and so may infect his wife and cause her untold suffering and possibly produce in her in turn a condition of chronic invalidism.

    NOW then, what can be done for women who suffer from these “special” disorders peculiar to their sex in order to make them well again? Of course it must be admitted that there are many cases in which operation of one sort or another may be necessary, but much can be done in many of these cases without operation to bring them back to health. If any of the general symptoms mentioned in the beginning of this article develop they should be signals that all is not right and should serve as notice to at once take steps to eradicate the abnormal condition as quickly as possible and as surely as possible. The various pelvic organs may of course give special symptoms peculiar to themselves. The pain and tenderness may be localized so that the particular organ affected can be recognized. Internal examination by a physician will of course give a specific diagnosis. Pain, swelling, tenderness, leucorrheal discharges, hemorrhages, fever, chills, all have their special significance in certain specific acute or chronic pelvic disorders.

    In most acute inflammations, rest in bed and fasting is of the utmost importance. The fasts are to last for a longer or shorter period depending upon the character of the condition and the general vitality of the patient. Sometimes repeated short fasts are better than a long fast. After a fast a fast-breaking diet of fruit juices or vegetable broth is to be given. If the fast has been a short one, one day on this diet is often sufficient, but if the fast has been of many days’ duration two or three days on the fast-breaking diet may be more desirable. After the fast-breaking diet an exclusive milk diet is often of the greatest value.

    As to other measures, the taking of hot sitz baths or alternating hot and cold sitz baths is recommended in many cases. If there is much pain, cold sitz baths had better be omitted. Vaginal douches from two to four times daily are advisable in many cases. The douche should be comfortably warm, or in some cases quite hot. They may consist of plain water or water containing boric acid, bicarbonate of soda or some mild antiseptic.

    In chronic conditions of the pelvic organs one has to pay a great deal of attention to building up the vitality of the patient. A fast of a few days repeated from time to time is of value, followed of course by a fast-breaking regimen. Exercise adapted to the extent of the condition and the vitality of the patient is given to advantage. Strict attention must be paid to the eliminations from the bowels, the skin and the kidneys. Considerable water is to be drunk and this can be taken between meals. Sun baths, air baths, outdoor walking and some form of light recreation are also good. Rest and relaxation are naturally important and enough sleep is to be obtained. Locally, of course, the treatment varies, according to the condition. For prolapse and displacements of the uterus exercises taken on a slanting table are of the greatest value. The exercises vary according to the particular displacement which is present. If it is a prolapse, lying upon the back on a slanting table, with the head down, may be sufficient, also raising the foot of the bed five or six inches, lying in that position through the night. If the displacement is forward, lying on the back with the head down, taking the exercise in this position, is of course proper, while if the displacement is backward, one lies on a slanting table on the abdomen, with the head down, and takes the exercises in this position.

    Some form of catarrhal inflammation of the uterus may require curettage, also some growths may need removal, and of course carcinoma or cancer needs special treatment. Cysts may often be reduced more or less in size by fasting and other measures. Abscesses must be evacuated. Tears of the cervix and perineum need surgical attention. Infections also need specific treatments. The diet is of the utmost importance. It should be light and nourishing and should consist largely of fruits and fruit juices, fresh green vegetables, both raw and cooked, vegetable and fruit salads, cottage cheese, milk and buttermilk, together with some whole-grain products and occasionally figs, raisins, dates, honey and sometimes a few nuts, except peanuts.

    VITALITY building measures such as specified above will aid in establishing an improved condition of general health and help to get rid of many pelvic disorders. Spinal manipulation, spinal compresses, ultra-violet, infrared rays and diathermy all have their uses in these conditions. Menstrual disorders require going into very carefully in order to determine the exact cause when proper measures can be taken for the relief. Building up of the body in general, purification of the blood supply and elimination of poisons from the system will do an enormous amount of good and will increase one’s powers of resistance to such an extent that recovery or great relief may be looked forward to as a certainty. Many a woman who is a physical and nervous wreck due to female troubles can, by following out natural methods, both local and general, be remade and can once more feel that life is worth living and that misery, suffering, pain, debility and all the other symptoms which accompany these “special” disorders of women are to be relegated to the past, never to return.


  • Stunt Man LOOPS Loop on Skate Sled (Jul, 1935)

    Stunt Man LOOPS Loop on Skate Sled

    LOOPING the loop on a roller skate sled holds no terrors for Fred A. Deline, Los Angeles acrobat.

    Mr. Deline, who often doubled for the late Lon Chaney when the movie script required the services of an acrobatic stunt man, straps a four-wheeled sled to his back, shoulders and legs. The vehicle is padded to reduce the shock of the sudden impact. The stunt man’s head is protected by a helmet-like hood attached to the framework of the sled.

    To perform the stunt, perfect timing is essential. With the apparatus on his back, he slides down the sharply-inclined chute, spins once in the air and lands feet-first on the springboard.


  • Electric EYE Tests Eggs for FRESHNESS (Jul, 1932)

    Electric EYE Tests Eggs for FRESHNESS

    EVEN an unborn chick can have no secrets from the all-seeing eye of the photoelectric cell. Now an egg may be placed in front of one of these electric eyes, and an electrical meter, calculated in “chicken life” units, will indicate just how far the embryo chick has grown and how long it will be before the youngster will pick his way to the light.

    In the test, the egg is placed between the light source and the photo cell, which registers the degree of light transmitted by the egg. This quantity of light, which depends upon the freshness of the egg, is registered on a supplementary meter, so that the poultryman can see at a glance how his hatch is coming along. The machine also tests eggs for freshness, rejecting the bad ones.


  • Chesterfields (Aug, 1935)

    To knit and spin was not much fun
    When ’twas my sole
    employment
    But now I smoke these Chesterfields
    And find it real
    enjoyment
    Mild… and yet.. They Satisfy


  • Safety Tail Light Shows Direction Motorist Intends to Turn (Aug, 1931)

    Safety Tail Light Shows Direction Motorist Intends to Turn
    THE frequency of motor accidents may be lessened considerably when a new automatic tail light exhibited recently at the International Patent exhibition comes into widespread use. The turning of the steering wheel of the device, shown at the right, flashes on a light in the rear that indicates to following motorists which way the driver will turn, thus preventing confusion and delay.


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  • Moving OCEANS INLAND (Sep, 1929)

    Moving OCEANS INLAND

    by JAMES N. MILLER
    Washington Correspondent

    The new Nicaragua Canal is to be 134 miles longer than the Panama Canal, now working to capacity. Route will cost a billion dollars and will utilize huge Lake Nicaragua. See the map below.

    Details showing how the ocean is to be moved to 400 Great Lakes seaports through the building of the St. Lawrence Deep Seaway! This article summarizes progress on three big seaway projects.

    A STAGGERING appropriation of almost two billion dollars may be made soon by our Uncle Samuel for the building of two urgently needed, gigantic canal projects. They are to connect the most strategic commercial waterways in the world. Both plans have immense international interest.

    Number one, known as the Nicaraguan canal project, proposes to construct a canal that will make a seaway clear across the little republic of Nicaragua.

    Plan number two, possibly the most vitally needed and nationally interesting, would extend the sea base of the mid continent of North America so that the 400 harbors of the Great Lakes, world famous for the enormous tonnage they handle so efficiently, would actually become seaports, available to all ocean carriers. This is the building of the St. Lawrence-Great Lakes Deep Seaway, which would make the ports of the Great Lakes doubly valuable as carriers of America’s vast inland commerce and simultaneously as world channels of trade.

    A third project, receiving favorable national approbation, is known as the Riker Spillway, of which more later.

    The United States’ present keen interest ill the proposed Nicaraguan Canal arises from the surprising fact that the far-famed Panama Canal has not lived up to its much advertised expectations. During the last six years its commerce has doubled, and is now close to its capacity tonnage of 50,- 000,000 tons per year, so that there is every indication that the canal will shortly be unable to take care of its traffic requirements, All of which means, of course, that our government must act immediately to remedy the alarming situation.

    We are accustomed to think of the Panama Canal in terms of great size. But its distance from coast to coast is 134 miles shy of that which would prevail in the case of the Nicaraguan Canal. Moreover, the estimated cost (not yet accepted as official) for the new canal, is close to a billion dollars, as compared with $386,000,000 for the Panama Canal.

    This great expenditure, however, would be well worth while, advocates of the Nicaraguan project believe. They say it would save a day’s sailing time from New York to San Francisco and about two days from New Orleans to the Golden Gate— in other words, that the canal would afford great economic advantages as a shorter route between the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of the United States, and also between the Gulf and Pacific ports. Furthermore, it would offer splendid prospects for development of a more profitable trade with Central America. The canal, in fact, would permit a shortened schedule for nearly 80 per cent of the shipping which now goes through the Panama Canal.

    From the strictly military point of view it has been pointed out by both Army and Navy experts that such a new waterway (see map) could be effectively defended and would give our naval and merchant fleets the insurance of two means of passage from ocean to ocean.

    Curiously enough, the idea for the Nicaraguan Canal turns back the pages of American history 40 years, long before the Panama Canal came into being. It was in 1889 that Congress granted a charter to the Maritime Canal Company for the furtherance of such a project, though it fell through at that time due to pressure on the part of certain South American interests. The first really practical step for the canal’s realization was paved back in 1914 during President Wilson’s regime when there was signed at Washington a special treaty between Nicaragua and the United States. This country paid $3,000,000 for “the exclusive proprietary rights for the construction and operation of an interoceanic canal by a Nicaraguan route . . . whenever the construction of such canal shall be deemed by the United States as conducive to the interests of the two governments.” The World War cut short American development plans.

    Concerning today’s situation—it is true that thus far Congress hasn’t appropriated much money for a thorough investigation of the proposal. The sum of $150,000, granted for the purpose of a survey last March under ex-President Coolidge, is a mere drop in the bucket. Nevertheless many government engineering experts confidently expect that President Hoover with his broad knowledge of national needs will soon see to it that the canal gets a start on a worth-while scale.

    National interest in a shipway of sufficient depth to permit ocean shipping from the Great Lakes to the Atlantic Ocean has been widespread for 9 years. Midwestern industrialists and the 40,000,000 inhabitants of the world’s bread basket are clamoring for its completion.

    In 1920 an international board of engineers was appointed by Canada and the United States to make a survey of the St. Lawrence from Montreal to Lake Ontario in order to discover how best to make the waterway navigable for ocean and lake vessels. In 1921 the experts made a favorable report and in 1924 the two governments appointed another board of engineers to review the earlier board’s report. In 1926 the new board’s report showed the engineering factors to be very acceptable to both governments.

    Also in 1924 the two governments appointed advisory committees to further investigate the economic phases. President Coolidge’s committee was the St. Lawrence Commission of the United States with the then Secretary of Commerce, Herbert Hoover, as chairman and Charles P. Craig as executive secretary.

    Since then there has been a wide interchange of letters between this country and Canada. The next step, which seems to loom in the near future, is the appointment of an international commissioner or commissioners to phrase a treaty between the two nations.

    The five Great Lakes are international waters which form the boundary between the United States and Canada from Minnesota to New York. Considered from the standpoints of their area and commerce they constitute the most important fresh water group in the world. They are directly concerned with the prosperity of over 40,000,000 Americans and afford access to regions notable for the magnitude of their natural and industrial resources.

    THEY permit the grain of the western prairies and the Canadian provinces to reach eastern mills and ports of export at substantial savings compared with all-rail routes. They have brought into economic juxtaposition the ores of Minnesota and Wisconsin, and the steel mills of the Lake Michigan, Lake Erie and Pittsburgh districts. And they have enabled the Northwest to secure, at very great savings, the fuel required for the maintenance of its commerce, industry and domestic life.

    To further develop these great waterways on a large scale would be a masterly stroke of modern-day engineering genius. Moreover, the deepening of the St. Lawrence would also involve the development of the huge hydro-electric power from the great rapids which now obstruct navigation on the river. This is the largest profitable hydro-electric power development on the North American continent and the dams necessary for further increase of power would create a series of pools in place of the present rapids, which, with the supplement of locks and short canals, would constitute the shipway.

    That the interior states, as well as the others, believe they would be affected by the project, is shown by the fact that 23 states have associated together by acts of heir legislatures under the name of the Great Lakes Tidewater Association. Representing close to two fifths of the nation’s entire population, the organization is working heroically to accomplish its purpose.

    Actual construction will be apportioned between the two countries as follows: as tentatively proposed by Canada and assented to in principle by the United States, the proposed works lying within international waters shall be constructed by the United States, whether lying on the American or Canadian side of the line, and all works within Canadian waters shall be built by Canada. In other words, the United States will bear the expense of deepening the connecting channels between Lake Superior and Lake Erie and construct the proposed works in that portion of the St. Lawrence River from Lake Ontario to the point where it ceases to form the international boundary. Whereas Canada, at its own expense, will complete the new Welland Ship Canal (probably by 1930) and will build the proposed works in that section of the St. Lawrence lying between the international boundary line and the sea.

    As to cost, the United States will have to pay in the neighborhood of $123,000,000 while Canada will spend about $200,000,-000. It is expected that the seaway would be open to navigation in seven to eight years from the time that active work had been started.

    NOW as to the third project, the Riker Spillway.

    Down in the lowest depths of the historic Senate Office Building in Washington, D. C, a gigantic engineering model of the Riker Mississippi Spillway stretching some 75 feet long and about 12 feet wide, serves as a working plan of a waterway expert, Carroll L. Riker, whose age has passed the 80 year milestone.

    His model represents a plan designed, after almost a quarter of a century of intensive study, to make a docile infant of the turbulent Mississippi, controlling its treacherous floods, making its vast power far more available to the nation, affording well nigh perfect drainage, irrigation and better climatic and health conditions throughout the valley.

    Riker, a kindly, patriarchal man who has spent the best years of his life studying dam construction, explains that as far back as the years immediately preceding the World War, he had succeeded in interesting certain of Uncle Sam’s waterway experts in plans for the curbing of the Mississippi and its tributaries. But the war upset these plans to such an extent that not until recent years did government authorities again lend an ear of uninterrupted interest.

    Back in 1928, Congress, forced to action by the disastrous floods that had been exacting such a terrific toll of life and property, appropriated $325,000,000 for control of the Mississippi’s flood waters. But the scheme thus far hasn’t shaped up as hoped for by Congress, particularly since a recent break in the work resulted in virtually desperate efforts to prevent breaks in levees at other points. So Riker, backed up by Senator Lynn J. Frazier of North Dakota, among other prominent persons, is agitating the building of the huge spillway.

    Now the term, spillway, as the name implies, means a scientific “spilling”, or taking care of flood waters, so that they can do no damage. And in a word, the Riker plan proposes to accomplish this by virtue of the engineering process of quickly disposing of excess waters by deftly sluicing them to one side, though in as straight a line as possible, and then to the point of delivery.

    Under the Riker plan, a strip of land from Cairo, 111., to a point 150 miles west of the mouth of the Mississippi, three miles wide, would be confined on each side by an embankment, or levee of great size and width, divided laterally into two halves by a third levee. By such division, one levee could be used for navigation while another could be employed for agricultural purposes. Or it even could be kept dry for years, if emergency occasion so demanded. The land on which the strip is located could be purchased readily by the Federal government from the states which it traversed at a reasonable price.

    This wide spillway, running almost in a straight line to the Gulf, proponents of the plan say, would forever do away with the menace of floods. For it would tap the Mississippi near Red River Landing and receive all its excess waters there, and act similarly where it crosses the river above Vicksburg, recrosses it below Memphis, and at a point just below Cairo.

    Now comes what certainly are the most unique phases of the Riker project: the inventor claims that his spillway, or Overland Seaway, as some choose to call it, might within a comparatively few years be the greatest man-made navigable deep-waterway in the world, reducing by 50 per cent the water-route distance between the Gulf and Cairo, 111., as compared with the present distance by river alone, and largely supplant the latter for navigation use. The point that almost staggers the imagination in this connection is that not only will there be locks for small vessels, but that the Riker plan also calls for locks more than twice the length of those of the Panama Canal. In other words, the space between the levees would be dredged to a depth sufficient to permit the largest steamships in the world to regularly navigate the river’s entire length from Cairo down to the Gulf.

    Thus the city of Cairo would be brought to within 48 hours of the Gulf. In fact, Mr. Riker says: “My plan would practically make Cairo a seaport. It provides slack water for navigation, having a minimum depth of over 40 feet over the locks, an entirely ample width clear to the Gulf of Mexico, where there is the finest harbor entrance in the world both as to depth and approach. There is even a rattling good probability that if my scheme were carried out, the commerce of Cairo should, within 50 years’ time, become greater than that of any other port in the world.

    “The Mississippi Valley, being the geographical center of the United States, is destined to become its primary center of agriculture, industry and commerce. All this should be largely accomplished by my Hood control plan As demands have compelled many of our great industries to undertake their production near areas of consumption, such production designed for export will eventually cause their centralization where the best facilities exist for exportation and for obtaining raw material and labor.

    “The point is that the area between the confluence of the Missouri and Ohio Rivers with the Mississippi is the center towards which the natural products of the Mississippi Valley gravitate and from which its manufactured products must largely radi ate. Some of its bulky agricultural and other basic products now seek to find water-borne transportation to foreign markets by the Great Lakes and the St. Lawrence, unnavigable during the winter months; by rail to the harbors of our eastern seaports, whose congested facilities preclude the economical terminal handling of such products; or by the long rail and water route through the Gulf of Mexico.”

    Still another unique, and even revolutionary phase of the Riker plan is its proposal to construct a series of gigantic monster dams. Explains Mr. Riker: “There would be about 10 reinforced concrete dams crossing the spillway; each would be provided with a continuous series of gates extending full length, and superimposed upon each dam would be a roadbed forming a bridge for railroad and vehicular travel across the spillway. Wherever required for travel there would be built additional bridge crossings made of reinforced concrete and so made as to be uninjured by floods and able to function as eveners of the depth of flood waters passing through the spillway.”

    THE inventor points out that once the Riker Spillway were completed (granted that Congress eventually gives approval to its construction), work upon the Mississippi, looking to its complete canalization, should begin; first, by the construction of the master dams across the river; one just below the spillway’s mouth near Cairo; one just below where the river is crossed near Memphis; one below the recrossing near Vicksburg; and also one below where the river is connected with the spillway near Red River Landing. These master dams, Mr. Riker further explains, should be provided with gated control of the waters passing down the river, with locks for navigation and with plants for the generation of electric power.

    As for the cost of this great project, the inventor says: “The canalization of the Mississippi would limit the greatest possible flood height in the river to an average of more than 25 feet below the tops of its present levees, for about a thousand miles of its length. There then would be recovered from overflow along the river, a very large area of most valuable land. All told it should amount to about 4,000,000 acres, soon becoming the most valuable land in the entire valley, as its increased acreage value would be at least $400. Such valuation, amounting to about $1,600,000,000 would be greater than the cost of the spillway and the estimated cost of the river’s canalization, including the purchase cost of the land bought from the various states.”


  • She Won’t Letcha I Betcha! (Dec, 1948)

    She Won’t Letcha I Betcha!

    A FINE TIME TO HORN IN! WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T, JUNIOR?

    I KNOW HOW SIS FEELS ABOUT BAD BREATH! HONEST, JOE, YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR DENTIST BEFORE YOU TRY THAT KISS ROUTINE ON JANE!

    TO COMBAT BAD BREATH, I RECOMMEND COLGATE DENTAL CREAM! FOR SCIENTIFIC TESTS PROVE THAT IN 7 OUT OF 10 CASES COLGATE’S INSTANTLY STOPS BAD BREATH THAT ORIGINATES IN THE MOUTH!

    COLGATE’S ACTIVE PENETRATING FOAM GETS INTO HIDDEN CREVICES BETWEEN TEETH- HELPS CLEAN OUT DECAYING FOOD PARTICLES -STOP STAGNANT SALIVA ODORS-REMOVE THE CAUSE OF MUCH BAD BREATH.

    NO OTHER TOOTHPASTE CLEANS TEETH BETTER THAN COLGATE DENTAL CREAM!

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  • Fan Builds Stovepipe Telescope (Jul, 1934)

    Fan Builds Stovepipe Telescope

    USING a section of stovepipe for a tube, Arnold Oswald, Los Angeles amateur astronomer, has constructed a remarkably efficient reflecting telescope at a surprisingly low construction cost.

    The total expense of constructing the stovepipe instrument, including the pipe, lens, reflector, tripod, counterbalance and other accessories, was slightly more than ten dollars, according to its builder.