Author: Cruise

  • A Guy who didn’t flush the toilet ended up with do do in his car.

    This was this morning.

    I was waiting to use the loo at work because someone was in there. He was obviously a well-to-do type, a real bastard and had no trouble telling me it wasn’t his problem when he couldnt be arsed flushing the toilet and i confronted him about flushing it. There is a button on top of the toilet to flush he easily could have pushed.

    Needless to say, when he was back at work at the other end of the complex i scooped up the shit with a large maccas cup and flung it in the backseat of his car which had the windows down, being a hot day. It smelt reeeaally bad. Im pretty sure he will have learnt to wind his windows up from now on (rather than to flush the damn toilet). I guess i could have told him the consequence of not picking it up, but i was feeling a little bit of a bitch myself at the time.

    >>>>Actually i shouldve named this "the sweet revenge thread" 😛 so anyone else got some stories?

  • How do i turn water into ice?

    please i need help. I cant work out the recipe
  • Do you have a gas or an electric stove?

    This is very important thread.

    Answer poll wisely.

  • Cruising to Europe

    CRUISE IS TRAVELLING TO EUROPE!!!!!

    He leaves Adelaide on the 16/3/10 and returns to Adelaide on the 6/4/10. so minus plane travel he will be there for 18 days.

    He’s so fucking stoked about it. He can’t wait to come back all cultured and shit.

  • God hates Gaga

    the Westboro Baptist Church are at it again.


    You know, I love hating these nutjobs.

  • South Australian Roll Call 2010

    Time for an updated thread

    I’m in the city of Playford