I was laying on the grass in Cottesloe when a lady pulls up with her 2 dogs. She was obviously a well-to-do type, a real bitch and had no trouble telling me it wasn’t her problem when her german shephard shat on the lawn right near me and i confronted her about picking it up. There were bags on the fence nearby that she easily could have grabbed.
Needless to say, when she was with her pooches at the other end of the oval i scooped up the shit with a large maccas cup and flung it in the backseat of her car which had the windows down, being a hot day. It smelt reeeaally bad. Im pretty sure she will have learnt to wind her windows up from now on (rather than pick up her dogs shit). I guess i could have told her the consequence of not picking it up, but i was feeling a little bit of a bitch myself at the time.
>>>>Actually i shouldve named this "the sweet revenge thread" 😛 so anyone else got some stories?