Stephen Hawking, brilliant scientist, has a simple message for humanity when it comes to contacting E.T.: Shut up. No, really. The pessimistic view arrives alongside his new documentary, wherein he warns we’d be the Native Americans to aliens’ Chris Columbus. More »
Author: Jack Loftus
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Stephen Hawking’s Tips for Contacting E.T: Everyone Please Just STFU [Stephen Hawking]
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Cellphone Cancer Link Question to Receive Definitive Answer…In 2040 [Cellphones]
Age old question: Do these amazing, sometimes magical devices we push our ears countless times per day cause cancer? Great news! I can totally answer that question for you. Just check back with me in 2040. More »
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Israel Lifts iPad Ban [Ipad]
For those of you who couldn’t go to Israel because you just couldn’t part with your iPad, take note. The ban Israel had in place for the device has been lifted. Get your ass to Israel! More »
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Jetyo HDV-T900 Camcorder Requires Four Day’s Worth of Sunshine to Recharge [Worstmodo]
Jetyo’s HDV-T900 solar-powered camcorder is probably not suitable for any nefarious nighttime activities you might have planned for that special anniversary, and judging from how long it would take to recharge, it’s probably not good at much else either. More »
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Latest Dell Leak Features Sparta Netbook, Looking Glass Pro, Streak Models [Leaks]
Dell, ever the leaky sieve after this week’s unexpected Flash/Thunder/Smoke peepshow, has let slip a presentation that outlines a number of upcoming gadgets, including Sparta/Athens netbooks, the Looking Glass Pro and three Streak variants. More »
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Bill Gates Argues for Government-Backed Energy Technologies [Bill Gates]
The new Bill Gates, the one with time on his hands and billions in his pockets, is busy fighting for the environment. His latest salvo, outlined in a Washington Post editorial, includes the creation of the American Energy Innovation Council. More »
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Masochist Runs Windows XP On an iPad [Virtualization]
First there was Windows 95 on an iPad. People cringed, but apparently they did not cringe enough, as someone else has managed to get Windows XP up and running on an iPad. Macheads, avert thy eyes! More »
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FreeAgent Theater+ HD Update Combines Hard Drive Streaming with Netflix [Streaming]
After its latest firmware update, available right this instant, Seagate’s set top FreeAgent Theater+ HD media player will deliver Netflix streaming, YouTube, vTuner and Mediafly content. Right, just like some other boxes out there today, but there’s a caveat. More »
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Boy Scouts Locate Geocaching Merit Badge [Boy Scouts]
Congratulations are in order for the Boy Scouts, who have figured out a cool way to combine the old with the new using a “geocaching badge” for Scouts. More »
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Ping Clothing Delivers Updates with Simple Taps On the Shoulder [Ping]
Having seen “sewable computing” at the MIT Media Center firsthand, I can say something like Ping clothing will exist someday soon. If wearable, always-on computing gets you hot and bothered, read on, because Ping clothing promises to do that, constantly. More »
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AT&T Execs Would Fail at This Telecom Tycoon iPad Game [Telecom Tycoon]
The headline humor is the work of Gizmodo head honcho Brian Lam, but the iPad app, called Telecom Tycoon HD, is all Telect. It’s sort of like SimCity or RollerCoaster Tycoon, but with cell towers and consumer-screwing subscription plans! More »
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Get This Silent Drum Concept to Trent Reznor, Now! [Silent Drum]
It’s a shame Nine Inch Nails isn’t touring anymore. Their concerts, while an acquired taste for some, were always a spectacle, replete with one-of-a-kind technological marvels, and I could totally see Silent Drum at the forefront should they return. More »
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Lame Laser Harp Can’t Save Lame Ke$ha SNL Performance [Laser Harps]
So this happened last night. Much to Frucci’s chagrin, it looks like Laser Harps are catching on. In other news, the innuendo-laden Shake Weight now has its own DVD. [SNL] More »
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DARPA Takes a Crack at the Flying Car [Darpa]
The flying car, a goal of starry-eyed engineers since at least the beginning of the last century, is getting the DARPA treatment. Called Transformer TX, this flying Humvee-like prototype could be airborne by 2015. More »
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"Leady Apple" Phone Shows Off Chinese iPhone Knockoff Industry’s Softer Side [Knockoffs]
Is this yet another iPhone knockoff, a cosmetics mirror, or some super-secret prototype that proves Apple is getting into networked birth control case design? Shoot, how about all three? More »
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$3 MIT Plunger Heals Wounds Quickly with Suction [Medicine]
Using mysterious-yet-well-known medical knowledge about negative suction healing and a $3 plunger I swore I just helped my friend buy for his new apartment, MIT Grad Student Danielle Zurovcik may have invented something truly special. More »
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The Optoma GT720 Projector: You Know, for Gamers? [Optoma GT720]
The Optoma 1080p HD20 earned Bestmodo marks from us last year, but how well would the company’s chops translate into the “gaming” space? Later this year, when the Game Time 720 (GT720) arrives, we should be able to tell you. More »
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Never Before Seen Look Inside a $300 Million Phillippe Starck Mega-Yacht [Yachts]
This site is no stranger to multi-million dollar mega yachts, but rarely do we see such an in-depth video tour of these modern day sea monsters as we do in this video of Andrey Melnichenko’s “A” from the WSJ: More »
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Overly Sensitive Populace Leads Microsoft to Kill "Sexting" Kin Ad [Microsoft Kin]
In an otherwise unremarkable Microsoft Kin ad (complete with ironically dressed hipsters!), an of-age man snaps a quick shot of his chest and sends it to a girl. In the aftermath of this atrocity America’s youth was threatened. More »
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Eyjafjallajökull Daily CO2 Output Utterly Dwarfed by European Aviation Industry [Eyjafjallajokull]
Mt. Eyjafjallajökull is wreaking havoc on European travel right now, but what about the continent’s environment? That’s a lot of CO2 in the air, after all, but you’d be surprised to learn the airplanes it’s grounded are much, much worse. More »


















