Author: MB Quirk

  • New Study Shows Link Between Teen Drinking And Breast Disease

    Many teenagers aren’t deterred from drinking alcohol just because it happens to be illegal, but maybe the chance of developing non-cancerous breast disease will make teen girls think twice before picking up that six-pack of hard lemonade: A new study suggests that frequent alcohol consumption could increase the chances that a teen will get benign breast disease in their 20s.

    USAToday discusses the study’s research, which was published online recently in the journal Pediatrics. The study found that the diagnoses of BBD like fibroadenoma, a noncancerous tumor, in women under 30 rose as their consumption rose “to a 5.5 times greater risk for drinking six or seven days per week, when compared with those who never drank or who drank less than once per week.”

    Study co-author Catherine Berkey, a biostatistician at Harvard Medical School in Boston, explains that the experiment was unique because it relied on girls reporting their drinking habits while they were still teens, as oppose to other studies that use information from women simply recalling their drinking habits years later.

    “Our new study is the first in which alcohol data were collected during adolescence, with continued follow-up in the females as they develop disease,” she said, adding that having a benign breast disease is known to also raise the risk for breast cancer.

    Dr. Patricia Ganz, director of cancer prevention and control research at the Jonsson Comprehensive Cancer Center at the University of California, Los Angeles, says the new study is “excellent,” but that it shouldn’t necessarily be used to warn kids against drinking.

    “I wouldn’t scare (teens) and say, ‘You are going to get breast cancer if you drink,’” Ganz told USA oday. But, duh: “The public health message is, these young girls shouldn’t be drinking anyway.”

    Teen girls’ drinking may lead to breast problems later [USAToday]

  • Will Massachusetts’ Rebate Program Last More Than A Day?

    After the success of appliance rebate programs in other states, Massachusetts is giving the cash for clunkers idea a go. The state will launch its own rebate program on Earth day, April 22, in a bid to get consumers to trade in energy draining appliances for more efficient models. Similar programs in Illinois and Florida were so popular, consumers drained the allotted budgets for the rebates in 11 hours in Illinois and in Florida’s case, about two days.

    Masschusetts has $6.6 million in federal stimulus funds to play with. Rebate seekers can check out a list of refrigerators, dishwashers, clothes washers and freezers on an official Web site for the program. Part of the deal stipulates that consumers must submit a copy of a delivery document howing that their old model was hauled away and the new one was installed in order to receive their rebate check.

    The state Department of Energy Resources estimates that 27,000 older appliances will be taken out of service through the program, says the Boston Herald, ultimately saving 2.6 million kilowatt hours of electricity annually, enough to power 340 households for a year.

    Mass. to launch appliance rebate program this week [Boston Herald]

  • Senator Schumer: 5 Airlines Commit To No Carry-On Fees

    In the aftermath of Spirit Airlines’ announcement that they’ll be charging up to $45 for carry-on bags, five airlines have pledged that they won’t jump on the fee bandwagon. New York Sen. Charles Schumer said today that American, Delta Air Lines, United Airlines, US Airways and JetBlue have told him they won’t start charging for carry-ons.

    That’s a big deal, especially as those airlines will most likely report first-quarter losses. Cash flow from add-on fees like food and checked bags counts for about 6.9 percent of total operating revenue for 26 U.S. airlines in 2009.

    “We believe it is something that’s important to our customers and they value, and we will continue making that available to them at no charge,” American Airlines spokesman Roger Frizzell said.

    As for how long the moratorium on carry-on fees will last, that’s still up in the air. (Ha, get it?)

    Schumer also wants to get his hooks into Spirit Airlines this week. However Ben Baldanza, Spirit’s CEO and president, loves justifying the carry-on fee, and seems pretty set on it.

    “Our plan was never predicated on anyone matching us,” Baldanza said. “The fact that other people are saying they won’t has never changed our view that this is right.”

    5 airlines won’t charge for carryons, senator says [Associated Press]

  • VIDEO: Woman Says She Found Something Gross In Chef Boyardee Can

    When surprises are involved with your food, it usually doesn’t end well: An Ohio woman is claiming she found some sort of gross thing that wasn’t supposed to be in a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs.

    Jennifer Aker says when she opened the can she saw something inside that just wasn’t right.

    “I opened it up and my face was very close to it and immediately you could tell there was a dead rodent on top, in fact you couldn’t even see the spaghetti and meatballs at all,” she toldlocal WCPO 9News. She showed her mother, Nancy Aker, who agrees that what was in that can just wasn’t right.

    “We just feel so shocked, I mean, I’ve lived a long time and never had anything like this happen – and we don’t want this to happen to anybody else – and how could this happen is the question,” said Nancy Aker.

    ConAgra makes the canned food in question, and when contacted, they asked for a photo of what the Akers say they found. Jennifer’s nephew Daniel went above and beyond and took the investigation to YouTube with a video. The food will be frozen, and ConAgra is going to send a courier to pick it up and perform tests on it.

    “I’m not looking for money, I’m just looking to let people be aware of this. It’s just really gross,” said Jennifer Aker.

    Says Dave Jackson of ConAgra Foods:

    We take all consumer inquires seriously, and when a consumer has a bad experience, we work with them to determine the source of the problem and correct it. We also work with them to make up for their experience as best as we are able.

    Gird your stomach and check out the video below:

    Mother Finds ‘Substance’ In Spaghetti Can [9News]

  • Abercrombie & Fitch CEO’s Perks Include Money For Not Getting Perks

    It makes sense to reward those who perform well at their jobs, and withhold perks from those who don’t — but it seems Abercrombie & Fitch is a little bit confused on that last point. The company, mired in its “aspirational” $90 prices for cargo pants and its ads featuring gamboling half-dressed models, netted only $254,000 last year. So what’d they do? Take away the CEOs exorbitant travel budget. And then pay him more money to not spend money.

    Confused? So are we. CEO Mike Jeffries, dubbed one of five Highest Paid Worst Performers by the Corporate Library in 2008, made $71.8 million in that same year, Time says in a recent story. And now the company he runs is flailing, basically breaking even compared to a $273 million profit in 2008.

    But according to an April 13 SEC filing, A&F won’t provide unlimited payments to the CEO for his personal travel on the company jet. Instead, his max reimbursal is $200,000. Still seems like a lot, but then again, Jeffries spent $1.3 million on personal travel in 2008.

    Here’s the fun part: he’s being paid a lump sum of $4 million to lose that unlimited travel perk and amend his employment contract, which runs through 2013.

    So while A&F under-performs in the recession, he’s being paid a pretty penny not to be exorbitant. Seems… exorbitant, no? We’re sure the stock holders will agree.

    Abercrombie’s CEO Grounded — for $4 Million [Time] Thanks to Mary Ann for the tip!

  • 4 Common Scams And How To Avoid Them

    Believe it or not, there are people out there who want your money and will do sneaky things to get it. Crazy, right? There are some new and super tricky ways these scammers have come up with to separate you from your hard-earned cash, so let’s read up with a How Not To list from the Chicago Tribune and get prepared.

    Census scammers: These con artists will prey on your willingness to be counted. If for some reason your 2010 census form hasn’t been received yet, there’s a possibility that a census worker could ring your doorbell. But make sure they’re who they say they are.

    “If you get an e-mail from the Census Bureau that says we want information, that’s not us,” Kim Hunter, a media specialist for the Census Bureau tells the Chicago Tribune.

    They also won’t give you any online forms or ask for your Social Security number. If a real census worker is on your doorstep, they will have a badge with no picture, and you can ask to see their driver’s license. They shouldn’t come in your house or ask for money.

    Phone number switcheroos: After Toyota began recalling automobiles, they set up an info line for consumers – 800-331-4331. But some scammers out there set themselves up with a number that was close to that number, says the Better Business Bureau of Eastern Michigan.

    Customers who reached that number were directed to call another 800 number and ended up being charged around $6 on their phone bill.


    And when it comes to the phone, don’t trust Miss Cleo’s pals. As if you didn’t know — psychics can see your money in the future, so if you call one and they ask you to press a number, you’re most likely going to get charged big money for being sent to a 900-number. Check your phone bill and fight charges that shouldn’t be there.

    

There is no money waiting for you in a foreign land: As believable as it is that there are millionaires dying every day with no one to give their money to — okay, it’s not believable at all, and anyone who emails you to ask for help depositing millions is just going to steal from your bank account. Delete!

    Know your family tree: We all like helping a family member in need and scammers know this. If someone calls you and says they’re your long lost third cousin from your Great-Uncle Jack’s side and they need money to get out of a jam, yeah, they’re lying.

    Sneaksters will read obituaries to get names of grandchildren to try and bamboozle senior citizens, according to a March report in the AARP Bulletin. Now that is just cold-hearted.

    Basically, you should keep count of your grandchildren, don’t wire money to strangers, be wary of anyone taking your money, don’t give out SSN or credit card info to someone calling you out of the blue, and stay away from email heiresses.

    Beware of latest scams to separate you from your money [Chicago Tribune]

  • Electronic Coupons Are Watching Your Every Shopping Move

    If you like printing out coupons from the Internet but don’t like for retailers to know too much about you, um, now might be a good time to stop. Coupons sent to cell phones or printed out from sites like Ebates.com or even Facebook can contain info all about who is spending money on what products, how often, and so on and so forth, all in a bid for retailers to better market to consumers.

    The New York Times reports on the phenomenon, which involves retailers working with an online advertising agencies who in turn use a company called RevTrax to process data all about consumers using coupons.

    For example, if you’re a fan on Facebook of a certain retailer, that company can see your Facebook ID. If you then print out a coupon offered by them, and use it, they can sift through the data and take a look at who you are and combine that with your shopping habits to better sell you that sweet blender you don’t really need.

    Companies can also find out, through electronic coupons, what search terms you used to search for the resulting coupon, which better aids them in finding out what works best to get you in the store and buying when they create the coupons.

    The NYT is way more eloquent:

    Using coupons to link Internet behavior with in-store shopping lets retailers figure out which ad slogans or online product promotions work best, how long someone waits between searching and shopping, even what offers a shopper will respond to or ignore.

    For the most part, the coupons track shoppers anonymously, but in the case of sites like Ebates.com, you could search for a discount on lawn mowers, print out a coupon, redeem it later that day and that information would be available to retailers.

    “Over time,” says Jonathan Treiber, co-founder of RevTrax, “we’ll be able to do much better profiling around certain I.P. addresses, to say, hey, this I.P. address is showing a proclivity for printing clothing apparel coupons and is really only responding to coupons greater than 20 percent off.”

    Scary? Could be. Useful? Perhaps. But maybe I won’t use that coupon for a 24-pack of Twinkies… just in case.

    Web Coupons Know Lots ABout You, and They Telling [The New York Times] Thanks to Howard for the tip!

  • George Washington Owes $300K For Overdue Library Books

    Who knew George Washington was as bad as the rest of us at returning books? Seems President Numero Uno has racked up quite a debt — to the tune of an inflation-adjusted $300,000 — owing the New York Society Library for not returning two books back in 1789. Shame on you, G Dubs!

    On Oct. 5, Washington took out “Law of Nations” and Vol. 12 of the “Commons Debates,” reports the New York Daily News. The loan was carefully noted on a ledger, but the return was never marked. Both tomes were due to be returned by Nov. 2, 1789.

    After the library, now located on E. 79th street in Manhattan but at the time on Broad and Wall Streets, noted that they had all but Vol. 12 of the “Common Debates,” librarians surmised that Washington had absconded with the literature.

    “We’re not actively pursuing the overdue fines,” head librarian Mark Bartlett joked to the NYDN. “But we would be very happy if we were able to get the books back.”

    “It’s hard to know what could have happened,” Bartlett added. “There are as many questions for us as there are answers.”

    Hey, at least they’re not putting out an arrest warrant… this time, at least. Pays to be the president, eh?

    President George Washington racks up $300,000 late fee for two Manhattan library books [New York Daily News]

  • W Hotel In Hollywood Rescinds Too Uncool For Pool Policy

    It seems the too-cool-for-school policy at The W in Hollywood of barring its own guests from its swanky rooftop parties has gone the way of other bad ideas in hotel management. After Jason Cochran, blogger for The Gadling, called them out for their super douchey policy, management has done some quality backpedaling.

    Jason writes:

    The hotel’s general manager, Jim McPartlin, personally wrote me a note apologizing for the policy. “It is inexcusable, and I can assure you that I have taken measures to ensure it does not happen again,” he told me. “Opening a hotel can be a challenge, but developing a strong service culture is something I practice with my team each day.”

    Whereas previously, guests paying the $230/night room rate weren’t allowed at the Sunday pool parties, put on by a promotional company, they now can jump the line at the aforementioned super awesome cool people soirees.

    You know, just in case guests are in the mood to mingle with that speedo-wearing hipster guy whose facial hair has been shaved into an intricately lame pattern to offset his deliberately ironic gold chain.

    The W Hollywood recants and allows guests to jump the line for its pool [Comedy Central]

  • Colbert: KFC Double Down Is “Warped Creation Of A Syphilitic Brain”

    As the country is overtaken by an insatiable desire to eat — or at least talk about — KFC’s latest heart-stopping creation, the breadless sandwich wonder known as the Double Down, Stephen Colbert is jumping on the deep fried train, dubbing it “the warped creation of a syphilitic brain.”

    Stephen took a bite of this “breaded insanity” –two pieces of fried chicken surrounding bacon and chees — during a recent episode of The Colbert Report, joining the ranks of testers both unofficial and scientific in the quest to understand this bold new foray into fast food. So what’d he think? Catch the clip below.

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    The Colbert Report [Comedy Central]

  • Millions Of Travelers Remain Inconvenienced By Volcanic Ash

    Put that passport back in your pocket, European traveler — just about all of Europe’s major airports are still closed as Iceland’s roving clouds of volcanic ash continue to blanket the continent, shutting down air space and forcing airports to cancels tens of thousands of flights over the last three days.

    The ash started affecting air travel Wednesday, when Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajoekull volcano began erupting for the second time in a month. When lava hits ice, it essentially turns into tiny particles of glass, which are then carried into the ash plume. Planes don’t want that stuff in their engines.

    The ash would continue to ground planes into Sunday, European aviation agency Eurocontrol told BBC News.

    “Forecasts suggest that the cloud of volcanic ash will persist and that the impact will continue for at least the next 24 hours,” a statement from Eurocontrol said today, with around 16,000 of the normally scheduled 22,000 flights to be canceled across 38 countries on Saturday.

    Yesterday saw 18,000 out of 28,000 flights shut down, twice as many as on Thursday.

    And it doesn’t look like that ash is in a hurry to stop being a pain in the butt — a 5.3 mile-high plume was visible today in Iceland.

    “The column is pulsing in height, as fresh explosions occur in the active crater. One can see curtains of ash fallout below the plume from time to time,” said Dr. David Rothery, of the UK Open University’s earth sciences department, based on images sent from live webcams. That ash will most likely get sucked up in high altitude winds and spread south.

    On the bright side, guess this ash-domination is good news for car rental services and train lines, as passengers across Europe look for other options to get where they need to go.

    Volcanic ash: Europe flights grounded for third day/a> [BBC News]

  • Microsoft Takes Back Its Naughty Ad For The Kin

    Perhaps in an effort to show that the iPhone isn’t the only super sexy young hip fun phone out there, Microsoft had a bit of a misstep recently with a commercial for the Kin that seemed to promote sexting, the act of sending graphic content via camera phones (aka the ultimate fear of teenagers’ parents everywhere).

    However after our eagle-eyed and infinitely more good-looking older sibs at ConsumerReports.com called Microsoft out on their blog on the dubious practice of using sex to sell their phones, they responded quickly.

    “Microsoft takes the issue of sexting very seriously and it was never our intent to promote it in any way,” said spokesman Patrick Neighorn.

    But Microsoft didn’t mean to suggest he was doing anything dirty that would inspire teens to do the same! Honest!

    A scene where a dude takes a picture under his shirt and sends it to a girl across the room at a party “did not come across in the spirit with which it was intended,” Microsoft says. “Upon further review, we have acknowledged that and since removed the clip.”

    Good thing you can still watch the video here.

    Microsoft Pulls Kin “sexting” video after Consumer Reports blog post/a> [Consumer Reports]

  • Do Tip Jars Pressure You Into Tipping?

    Is that tip cup on the counter at Starbucks staring accusingly at you? Do you feel pressure to pony up 15 percent or more even if your massage was barely adequate? How about that automatic gratuity tacked on? The New York Post is taking a look at “tip-jar madness” — a phenomenon particularly relevant in New York City, where the average tip is 18 percent.

    The NYP examines the culture of tipping across the service industry spectrum — at ball games, beauty salons, restaurants, deliveries, bars, taxis, grocery stores and anywhere else someone feeling the economic crunch might want you to hand over a bit extra. It can be tough to know when to tip, who to tip and whether or not a tip is already included. But does a gaping tip cup make it even harder to forgo tipping?


    Tip-jar madness takes city [New York Post]

  • Are Oysters A Vegan-Friendly Food?

    Start your engines, ethicists: Can oysters feel pain? If they can’t, does that mean vegans can go ahead and chow down on the slippery bivalves? Since they have no central nervous system, like other animals vegans don’t eat, Slate writer Christopher Cox, a self-proclaimed vegan who eats oysters, says its open season on the tasty delights.

    In an effort to keep strict vegans off his back, he does admit he’s given up the “vegan badge of honor” because of his hankering for eating farmed oysters, while also laying out his reasons why it’s okay to indulge “by the boatload.”

    His argument is basically this: Because they can be farmed without causing a lot of damage to the environment, pose little threat of collateral damage to other animals when harvested and, most importantly, probably don’t feel pain, oysters should be allowed in a vegan diet.

    Cox writes:

    No forests are cleared for oysters, no fertilizer is needed, and no grain goes to waste to feed them—they have a diet of plankton, which is about as close to the bottom of the food chain as you can get.

    He also cites ethicist Peter Singer, who originally gave the stamp of approval to oyster ingestion in his book Animal Liberation, before reversing it for later editions. Contacted by email, Singer tells Cox he really does think it’s kopacetic to dine on bivalves, writing that the doubt is so slight that oysters feel pain, “that there is no good reason for avoiding eating sustainably produced oysters.”

    And if oysters still aren’t your thing, might we suggest a Vegan Double Down?

    Consider the Oyster [Slate Magazine]

  • Obamacare Provides A Room To Pump Breast Milk In

    Whether you are a proponent of breastfeeding or not, the reality is that working mothers who do nurse their children need a place to pump during the workday, and the bathroom just might not do. Luckily for them, the new health care bill signed by President Obama includes provisions for nursing women in the workplace.

    It requires employers to provide “a place, other than a bathroom, that is shielded from view and free from intrusion from co-workers and the public, which may be used by an employee to express breast milk.”

    There are already laws on the books in 44 states allowing nursing mothers to breastfeed their children anywhere, public or private, something Ikea and Babies “R” Us have experienced first hand. In addition, 24 states already include legislation on workplace breastfeeding.

    Ellen Galinsky, president and co-founder of the nonprofit research organization Families and Work Institute, tells CNN she’s pleased as punch over this new development. She says:

    It reflects both a shifting attitude, a shifting reality, and also the impact of research that shows that it’s healthier for the kids, and therefore good for the company, good for the family.

    Companies with 50 or less employees can opt out by claiming that such a room would be an undue hardship.

    Breastfeeding rooms hidden in health care law [CNN]

    Breastfeeding State Laws [NCSL]

  • Does TV’s Dr. Oz Really Know How To Fix What Ails You?

    It’s easy these days to turn to the Internet to try to self-diagnose what ails you, especially with the glut of information provided by authority figures like Dr. Mehmet Oz – better known as Oprah Winfrey-certified Dr. Oz – one of the most recognizable names in the media when it comes to comes medicine. But a new report by the Chicago Tribune is calling his wide-ranging advice into question.

    Dr. Oz is a cardiac surgeon who, through his TV show, health guides, magazine columns and Web site, gives information on a plethora of health topics. However, a number of medical experts are criticizing his methods, saying that some of what he offers up is not supported by science.

    Specifically questioned is his view that the rotavirus vaccine is “optional” and could cause intussusception, a complicated intestinal infection in infants. But according to the American Academy of Pediatrics, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and the World Health Organization, which all recommend the vaccines, data have proven that intussusception is not linked to the vaccine.

    Dr. Oz’s spokespeople told the Chicago Tribune that his mission is to give his audience information from multiple perspectives.

    “The purpose of the site is to provide users with as much information as possible and allow the users to differentiate between what they find helpful and what they do not,” Dr. Oz’s team wrote in response to questions asked by the paper.

    His critics say that that approach might not be the best, when it comes to promoting medicine with a basis in scientific research.

    Gary Scwhitzer, University of Minnesota professor and publisher of HealthNewsReview.org, which rates medical news reports, weighed in for the Chicago Tribune‘s article. He says:

    We have this population that is thirsty for a little sip of a drink … and we are gushing them every day with this powerful fire hose”It is ineffective and it can be dangerous.

    Others question his inclusion of entries on his Web site by a doctor who has supported controversial autism treatments. Also called into question is information from a man Dr. Oz calls a “highly esteemed pioneer” in alternative medicine, Dr. Joseph Mercola, who has been warned by the FDA about health claims he’s attributed to certain products he sells. Dr. Mercola also has circulated the idea that cancer is a fungus treatable with baking soda.

    “For it to be a fair discussion, we must include a multitude of voices and opinions, even those that may be controversial,” Oz’s spokespeople wrote, with the senior medical producer of The Dr. Oz Show, Susan Wagner adding that the show aims to “have a conversation with America about health and wellness, in a way that we have never done on TV before.”

    Read the entire article on the Dr. Oz debate at the Chicago Tribune.

    Dr. Oz: Critics find fault with Dr. Oz’s approach to health advice [Chicago Tribune]

  • Eat More Roast Beef Sandwiches At Arby’s For Less

    Strapped for cash and got a jones for Arby’s? Good news for you — the company announced they’ll be offering more lower-priced items, including the roast beef sandwich, curly fries and their “jamocha” shake to entice customers dealing with budget constraints.

    The Atlanta-based Wendy’s/Arby’s Group has a new value menu with items startingat $1 and will be refreshed with the seasons to feature different items, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

    New ads have also begun rolling out in an effort to call attention to the value menu, showing fans “sharing their stories about why they love Arby’s food,” a company press release says.

    “We designed these spots to help us cut through all of the value menu clutter already out there and feature what sets us apart from the rest of the pack…our food,” said Steve Davis, chief marketing officer at Arby’s.

    Arby’s introduces $1 items to cope with tight budgets [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

  • Ryanair’s Pay To Potty Policy Could Violate Laws

    If you’re still angry over airline Ryanair’s announcement last week that they’ll begin charging to use the bathroom on flights, as well as reducing the number of lavatories, you’re not alone — and the law might be on your side. One critic of the policy says he thinks the airline could be violating the Americans with Disabilities Act by limiting access to restrooms.

    In an interview with AOLNews’ Tony Deconinck, Dr. Steven Soifer, a professor at the University of Maryland School of Social Work and the co-founder of the American Restroom Association and Shy Bladder center says the airline’s move to get rid of two out of three bathrooms and install coin-operated locks on planes is shocking.

    He says:

    Whether it’s shy bladder or incontinence, it’s a medical condition that affects tens of millions of people in the U.S. Consequently, given that difficulty, any proposal like this is ludicrous and may be illegal. One of our members is going through ADA amendments passed in 2009. Those state that [one] cannot discriminate against people who have conditions like bladder issues.”

    Even though the ADA only applies in America, Soifer believes Ryanair could be in trouble with international human rights laws, adding that “it is a human right to freely eliminate yourself.”

    Ryanair has said they hope the move will encourage people to use the restroom before and after their flight. The reduction in bathrooms will make room for as many as six additional seats.

    Department of Transportation Secretary Roy La Hood criticized the potty policy recently, saying, “I think when you charge somebody to use the bathroom, you don’t care about your customers. I mean, it’s pretty clear.”

    Even though Ryanair doesn’t fly to the U.S., this view should make other airlines like Spirit Air, which recently began charging for carry-on items, think twice before trying to institute a similar plan.

    What’s next — deplaning fees? Oxygen tax?

    Ryanair’s Bathroom Policy Angers Customers [AOLNews]

  • Who Needs Retirement When You Can Rob A Bank?

    Just call this bit of news A Fish Called Wanda 2: Older & Bolder: Three senior citizens were arrested Thursday night after the FBI says they were planning on robbing a suburban bank near Chicago. Two of the suspects spent 13 years in a British jail for their involvement in a gem heist 30 years ago.

    Joseph “Jerry” Scalise, 73, and Arthur Rachel, 71, are said to be members of the Chicago mob. Along with Robert Pllia, 69, the men were allegedly watching a Lagrange bank for months as they prepared to steal a delivery of cash from an armored car.

    According to the Chicago Tribune, federal authorities apprehended the would-be thieves as they approached the home of a deceased mob leader they were allegedly about to rob.

    Scalise and Rachel were released from prison in 1993, after serving their time for the theft of the egg-shaped 45-carat Marlborough Diamond in broad daylight from Graff jewelers in London. The diamond, along with other gems valued at total of $2.6 million at the time, has never been recovered. They’re also suspected of boosting around $120,000 in a 2007 takeover of a bank.

    It’s not like it’s all work and no play for these guys – Scalise was a technical adviser on Public Enemies, the movie about John Dillinger starring Johnny Depp that was filmed in Chicago in 2008.

    The three pensioners were refused bail when they appeared in court, and their lawyer says all three would be pleading not guilty.

    What’s up with the geriatric set getting all sneaky all of a sudden? Hide your piggybanks, kids!

    3 seniors charged in bank robbery plot [Chicago Tribune]

    Pensioners arrested for planning Chicago bank robbery [Telegraph]

  • Two Out Of Three Pizza Huts To Flee Iceland

    Icelanders have it rough these days when it comes to fast food: In October McDonald’s skipped out on the island nation, which suffered an economic collapse in late 2008, and now Pizza Hut is closing all but one of its three restaurants after 20 years of business, Reuters reports.

    Rising costs of importing the ingredients necessary to operate the restaurants and the decline of the country’s currency, krona, are to blame. And in the midst of an economic crisis, who wants to pay roughly $17 for a plain cheese pizza?

    “It’s obvious that families have less money to spend and restaurants are among the first things people cut,” Pizza Hut manager Thordis Loa Thorhallsdottir told Reuters.

    While some might see this development as a pie half eaten kinda situation, there is hope, says Thorhallsdottir, who manages the lone Pizza Hut slated to stay in business, located in a shopping mall near Reykjavik.

    “We have a large stable of loyal customers and plan to keep going for a long time yet, despite the hardship this country is going through at the moment,” Thorhallsdottir said.

    Yeah! Don’t let the man get ya down!

    Iceland’s Pizza Huts (mostly) to go, company says [Reuters]