Author: Ron Kaye

  • How to Succeed in (City) Business Without Really Trying: Janice’s Way

    Janice Hahn’s little conflict of interest problem in deciding to step in as the unbiased mediator of a dispute between Gambol Industries and LA Harbor officials over a $50 million shipbuilding project offers a window into the way City Hall so often does business.

    It’s not what you know but who you know.

    In the Councilwoman’s case, the person she knows and knows well is Gwen Butterfield, president and CEO of Butterfield Communication, a public relations firm. They have been friendsbutterfield.jpg a long time, good enough friends that acquaintances say Janice was maid-of-honor at Gwen’s wedding.

    When Hahn was sworn into office on July 1, 2001, at the same time her brother Jim was sworn in as Mayor, it was Butterfield who the LA Times found worthy as voice of the community to put the event into perspective.

    “I think it is truly history in the making,” said Gwen Butterfield, close friend and campaign +volunteer for Janice Hahn. “She’s so excited . . . to have her brother swearing her in.”

    Butterfield’s own life took a decided turn upwards with the arrival of Janice became chair of the powerful  committee that oversees the Harbor Department.

    She’s doing a lot of business and has been a registered City Hall lobbyist for the last six years, with five clients showing up on her disclosure statement.

    It should come as no surprise that are all about the Harbor: Burlington Northern and Santa Fe Railway, Cabrillo Beach Yacht Club, Pacific L.A. Marine Terminal, LLC, Wallenius Wilhelmsenn Logistics and most of all, Gambol Industries which port insiders say has made her a very well-to-do woman, turning a modest living as a community organizer and part-time advocate into a PR/lobbying business with a half-million-dollars in billings.

    The friendship also has been good for the Hahn’s fund-raising efforts.

    Ijanicehahn4.jpgn breaking the story on Hahn’s conflict-of-interest, Art Marroquin of the Daily Breeze reported
    Gambol’s president, Robert Stein, contributed $6,500 to Hahn’s lieutenant governor campaign account last October and $500 to her City Council officeholder’s account last August.

    “Additionally, the Los Angeles-based law firm of Jeffer, Mangels, Butler and Marmaro is representing Gambol Industries in the ongoing negotiations with the port and contributed $5,000 to Hahn’s campaign for lieutenant governor last September.”

    “That’s $!2,000 worth of conflict,” the Daily Breeze editorialized after Hahn reluctantly backed out of serving a mediator for the Gambol proposal which Harbor officials opposed because it would seriously delay a critical dredging proposal.

    “The perception — one of bias — would be everything. Always there, it would cast a pall not only over the deal at the port but also over the support and opposition she has in the Harbor Area communities where she is best known. And that would cast shadows over her own future ambitions, which are, right now, pretty big. “

    Butterfield herself has contributed nearly $13,000 over the years to Hahn and more than half a dozen other Butterfield clients have been equally generous in backing Hahn’s political ambitions generously, according to city ethics records.

    Like so much of what goes on the threads of relationships and the role of money casts a shadow over so much of what goes on. They call it “access” — the access routinely denied the public or limited to two minutes of public comment — but really it’s corruption whether it’s just in appearance, whether it’s criminal or not.

    In this case, the threads reach the LA Conservancy, which too benefited from Gambol’s money, and sent to bat for the company in its fight with the Harbor Department.

    Back in January 2009, the Conservancy’s Michael Buhler urged the Harbor Commission in an email letter to
    delay the $96 million dredging project to reconsider its rejection of
    the berths Gambol wants as part of this historical preservation zone.

    “The
    Southwest Marine Shipyard , including the slipways proposed to be
    filled with contaminated dredge spoils, is the last remaining link to
    Terminal Island’s significant role in the World War II emergency
    shipbuilding program,” he said.

    Harbor officials rejected the arguments for
    delay showing that a study was already conducted to protect the parts
    of the shipyard that were worthy of protection on the National Register
    of Historic places.

    Three months later on April 14, 2009, Hahn, in her official capacity, wrote the commission in response to the Environmental Impact Report urging delay and further study.

    “This
    project certainly deserves some further consideration and review by the
    Part, and for that reason request that the Board delay its action on
    the Channel Deepening EJR, and request staff to look at alternatives
    that may Include a partial fill of those slips, In addition, I hope
    that the Board will take another look at using this location for
    economic opportunities including this proposal by Gambol Industries,”
    she wrote.

    Harbor officials also rejected
    her efforts, noting: “The site is currently secured by a caretaker,
    Gambol, whose duties include site security and promoting the site for
    use by the movie industry as an interim use.”

    Gambol’s proposal
    just two months earlier, after the EIR was released and the comment
    period closed, included a long series of steps and proposed uses —
    “commercial fishing, filming, and handling liquid bulk, along with
    using the site as a shipyard ” — that would lead to long delays in the
    dredging plan needed to allow large container ships to enter the inner
    harbor.

    By summer, under pressure from Hahn and threat of a
    lawsuit from Gambol, Harbor officials agreed to a mediation process to
    resolve the dispute and see if both plans could work.

    With that
    Memorandum of Understanding about to expire, Hahn stepped in as the
    impartial mediator and almost got away with it — until the Daily
    Breeze exposed her conflict of interest.
     
    The Cunningham Report,
    which closely follows port area issues, said the Corps of Engineers is
    ready to start the dredging project by the end of the month.

    With
    Hahn recusing herself and unable to directly influence the process,
    Gambol is on its own with whatever other political influence or legal
    strategies it has at its disposal.

    In the grand scheme of things
    where City Hall lobbyists and influence peddlers have such unlimited
    access to elected officials, their staffs and top bureaucrats, the
    fight over the Southwest Marine Shipyard is small potatoes.

    The limits on public disclosure of documents, calendards and contacts limits our ability to see very far below the surface.

    But
    the images we do get of what really goes on ought to wake people up to
    the need for full disclosure in real time and public access that is at
    least equal to that of those seeking personal advantages.  

  • Emmy for Garcetti: His “All My Children” Cameo

    EDITOR’S NOTE: For your viewing pleasure, here’s City Council President Eric Garcetti’s entire acting performance on today’s episode of “All My Children.” Tomorrow, it’s the mayor himself, will he cut a back room deal?

  • Bruno, LA’s Watchdog: Eavesdropping Behind the Scenes of Antonio’s Soap Opera

    One of the great advantages of being a dog columnist is that there are lots of dogs out there willing to help me out.
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    Many of my four-legged friends are fans – I think frequent commenter G. Shepard has the hots for me – and a few are terrific sources.

    Very Important people have dogs, or have ex-beauty queen turned TV news reporter girlfriends with dogs. (I try to get Lu Parker and the adorable Monkey in every post.)

    And I’m not saying Monkey’s my source, although there is some concern in Getty House about Antonio messing around this week with Susan Lucci in Wednesday’s episode of “All My Children,” but I have come into possession of a portion of the script that wasn’t used.

    As everyone knows, Lucci, who’s been on the show longer than Antonio’s been alive, plays Erika Kane.

    Woof!

    Antonio and Jay Carson, his chief deputy mayor and former HIllary Clinton presidential campaign spokesman, enter Confusion, a new club in Pine Valley.  Erika Kane, the club’s aging, but still beautiful owner, is talking to a group on the other side of the crowded room.

    Antonio:  Give me a breath strip.

    Carson:   What flavor?

    Antonio:  What did Clinton like?

    Carson:  He liked red.

    Antonio: I’ll have red then.

    Carson mutters to himself as he rummages through his expensive leather shoulder bag, finds the cinnamon breath strips and hands them to the mayor.

    Antonio: (Looking around) Remind me why we’re here?

    Carson:  We’re here because we’re stuck in freaking Pine Valley for a National Conference of Mayors meeting and this is the only place in town with decent wine. (Under his breath)  At least Clinton went to decent cities.

    Antonio: I heard that! Listen, you don’t work for him anymore.  You work for me now.

    Carson:
      I know. But if Hillary hadn’t screwed up Iowa, I’d be in the White House with The Man!
     
    Antonio: He wasn’t running.

    Carson
    :  That’s how much you know, Tony.

    Antonio
    :  I’ve told you a hundred times … don’t call me Tony!

    Erika Kane notices Antonio and Carson, excuses herself from her guests and walks across the room to greet them.  She extends her hand to Carson.

    Erika:  (Enthusiastically) Hello, mayor!  I’m Erika Kane.  Welcome to Confusion.

    Carson:
      Uhh, hello, Miss Kane, but I’m not the mayor. (Looking at Antonio) This is Mayor Villaraigosa.

    Erika:  Oh, I’m sorry. (Shaking Antonio’s hand) Hello, Mayor Villa-rah-ag-ro-rossa.  Welcome to Confusion!

    Antonio:
      I’m not confused. Who said I was confused?

    Erika:
      No, mayor.  The club. It’s called Confusion.  I’m so glad you could join us.

    Antonio:
    Can I see a wine list?

    Carson: (Again, under his breath) Jesus, what have I done?

    Erika:  What did you say?

    Carson
    :  (Surprised she heard him) Uh, can I get a steak well done?

    Erika: Of course.  Let me get a waiter. I’ll be right back.

    Erika leaves the men and walks toward the bar.

    Antonio:  How old you figure she is?

    Carson:  I don’t know. Maybe 60.  She’s had a lot of work.

    Antonio:  Tall, too.

    Carson: (Rolling his eyes) I guess it’s all relative.

    Antonio: Think she’ll comp the wine?

    Carson:  Who knows?  If not, we’ll just tell Kaufman it was a
    campaign event.

    Antonio: I’m not paying.  I’m dealing with an expensive divorce
    you know.

    Carson:
    I heard.

    Antonio: Clinton ever think about getting divorced?

    Carson: Certainly not before the last election.

    Antonio: He’s a wild guy.  We used to spend a lot of time at
    Burkle’s.

    Carson:  I know. He told me. You really make it from the roof
    into the pool?

    Antonio:  God, we had fun. I loved being a consultant.

    Carson:  No city budgets to worry about.

    Antonio: Think they’ve got a good red?

  • Bruno, LA’s Watchdog: Hey, Antonio, Let’s You, Me, Lu and Monkey Do Lunch

    I guess Lu Parker’s PR firm forgot to send the release to Bruno. I wonder why?
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    I had to read in the former Green Sheet this morning that It Girl Public Relations – gosh, I hope the “it’ part isn’t a typo – is out trying to stir up some media interest in our mayor’s latest TV newshound girlfriend.

    Wait a doggone minute!  Who’s covered her and her adorable pup, Monkey, more closely than me?

    But noooooo, I have to find out about the PR campaign from City Hall Dean (a nice way of saying  “really old”) Rick Orlov:

    “In a letter to try to get a feature story on Parker, It Girl talks about her having been a Miss USA, her animal rights activism, her work as a KTLA television reporter, actress and author, and, oh by the way, how she has convinced her boyfriend-mayor to have meatless Mondays.
    “Accompanying the pitch were several pictures of Parker, including one with Villaraigosa and her dog”

    Meatless Mondays? I’ve already covered that part of the kennel, and, by the way, how do we know Antonio’s even sticking to it?  He has been known to cheat, if you get what I mean.

    And by the way, I’m told Lu first suggested “Wineless Wednesdays” to our mayor, but he just laughed at that idea.

    Not eating dead animals is one thing – it prevents him from becoming Mayor Pudgaraigosa — but vintage dead grapes, especially in incredibly expensive bottles bought by billionaire pals, are another thing entirely.

    If the folks at It Girl PR still want to pitch me, I’m available.

    I suggest they play up the Monkey angle for obvious reasons, invite me to lunch, promise to bring along Lu, Monkey and Antonio, schedule it for a Monday at a great steakhouse like the The Palm and make the mayor eat just broccoli.

    I’ll bring a photographer.

    Woof!

  • No Layoffs, No Payoffs, No Selloffs — Real Budget Solutions, Not Gimmicks

    The clock is ticking on the mayor’s plan to gut city services and sell its assets, and every day the City Council dawdles revenue falls and the budget deficit grows by nearly $340,000.

    On Saturday, activists at the Saving LA Project meeting discussed the issue of what is in the best interests of the community as a whole and the city’s workforce and reached a consensus.

    No Layoffs of city workers, because every worker eliminated from the general fund or transferred to the Harbor, Airport or DWP means less service for the city’s four million residents, the people who pay the bills.

    No Payoffs like the early retirement plan that is getting rid of nearly 3,000 senior city staff or the kind of deals our elected officials cut with contributors and special interests, deals that have allowed billboards, pot shops and over-sized developments to pop up everywhere.

    No Selloffs of parking lots and meters, the zoo, golf courses, the convention center, airports, even the power system they are now talking about — deals that based on past performance will surely benefit the few at the expense of the many.

    The budget plan put forward by the CAO’s office on instructions of the mayor and Council leadership is nothing but a hodgepodge of gimmicks that punish city workers and slash city services in order to cook the books so they can borrow billions to have the cash to get through this financial year and next.

    The so-called restructuring plan — like the ERIP and layoff strategies — is nothing but a shotgun approach to effective and efficient government.

    There is no coherent logic to the strategy, no details of what they really intend to do, no idea of how it impacts departments and the ability to provide basic services. Parks, libraries, planning, building code enforcement will be decimated. The City Attorney’s ability to prosecute criminals, solve neighborhood problems and defend the city against nearly $1 billion in lawsuits, mainly of the frivolous, will be undermined.

    There are no negotiations with the unions or effort to implement their cost-saving strategies.

    There is no engagement of community leaders or respect being shown to the public or their needs.

    There is no plan, just a desperate attempt to defer cleaning up the budgetary mess they created in the vain hope that somehow a miracle will save them from wrath of the people.

    There is another way.

    Bring community, union and business leaders to the table and come up with real solutions that actually solve the fundamental problems and get LA moving forward again.

    Those are the views of SLAP activists and many others I have spoken with.

    My own view is that city workers in all departments need to take a step back financially and the public needs to take a step forward to provide a new revenue source for two or three years to bring the budget into balance without destroying our human capital, our services infrastructure.

    I have run this idea past dozens of people in the political and civic culture of LA and the response is unanimous: No one will support higher taxes because they don’t trust the city’s leadership.

    That I think goes to the heart of the matter. The financial troubles facing LA are simply the monetary manifestation of the loss of confidence and trust in our leaders.

    The only real solution is to bring us all together to find a consensus. It may involve unions’ and the community giving ground but it will produce a transparent strategy that will create a new spirit of LA, mutual respect and trust.

    The alternative is to see more jobs disappear, the value of property and businesses continue to decline and the acceleration of middle class flight.

    Stop the nonsense. Let your voice be heard. We want real solutions, not gimmicks.

  • LA’s “Bikepath to Nowhere” — $30 Million for Two Miles of ‘Breathtaking’ Ocean Views

    No matter how bleak the future looks, LA City Council members still live in a champagne and caviar world where money is no object.

    There’s little things coming up today as they diligently show up to work every day to get their marching orders on the plan to stave off bankruptcy.

    Little things like authorizing $576 in overtime for city workers for a an AQMD meeting at Van Nuys City Hall and $72,,340 in back pay to 14 DWP workers who somehow got left out of all the lump sum cash payments, bonuses and handsome raises bestowed on the nation’s best paid utility workers.

    No doubt each of these lucky 14 getting an average of $5,000 each is indispensable to the DWP’s functioning no matter how high the rates go, no matter how many libraries and parks close, no matter how basic services are gutted.

    What would we do without these people: Administrative Intern (3 yrs. college), Administrative Intern (4 yrs. College), Cashier Water and Power, Construction Inspector, Engineering Specialist, Law Clerk. Occupational Trainee I, Occupational Trainee II, Records Management Officer, Relief Retirement Worker, Senior Personnel Analyst I, Senior Personnel Analyst II, Seasonal Meter Reader, Student Engineer I (1 yr. Eng. Edu.), Student Engineer II (2 yrs. Eng. Edu.), Student Engineer III (3 yrs. Eng. Edu.), Student Engineer IV (Sr. Eng. Student), Student Professional Worker, Student Trainee Worker, Student Worker.

    You can bet your bottom dollar, or more precisely pay your last dollar to the DWP, that hundreds if not thousands of jobs like these will be filled in the coming months at the DWP, Harbor and Airport by city workers paid from the general fund who are seeing their jobs being “eliminated” — what City Hall calls “layoffs.”

    But the boondoggle of boondoggles — at least for today — is Councilmen Bill Rosendahl’s and Paul Koretz’s proposal to spend $30 million to build a two-mile bike path from “Temescal Canyon Beach parking lot to Coastline Drive to provide a breathtaking view of the ocean and allow bicyclists to avoid riding on Pacific Coast Highway.”

    To hell with public safety, with the needs of the disabled, youth programs and everything else, the Council today wants to spend $15 million a mile for “a breathtaking view” of the ocean for cyclists.

    This is the “Bikepath to Nowhere” –– Sarah Palin and her fellow Alaskans would be proud that their “Bridge to Nowhere” has company.

    What could they be thinking when cycling enthusiasts have proposed Backbone Bikeway Network that would cost $28,000 a mile to provide a vast connected system of safe bike paths that would serve tens of thousands of cyclists, but they can’t get to first base.

    Rosendahl and Koretz, in their Westside elitism, prefer to commit the City of Los Angeles to make this Bikepath to Nowhere a key part of the legislative agenda.

    Their goal is to extend the “Marvin Braude Beach Bike Path runs approximately 19 miles along the beach and ends at Potrero Canyon and continues as an asphalt path toward the Bel Air Bay Club.”

    Isn’t that enough beautiful coastal scenery for bikers? Or do they think that instead of joining gangs because their neighborhood parks that are closed, inner-city kids will ride their fancy bikes out to the beach to catch two more miles of ocean vistas?

    But why quibble about priorities when “with the concurrence of the Mayor …  the City of Los Angeles hereby includes in its 2009-2010 Federal Legislative Program SPONSORSHIP andlor SUPPORT for legislation or administrative action to provide funding to extend the Marvin Braude Bike Path,” as the Councilmen put it in their motion.

    Things like this don’t just come out of the blue.

    They happen with the full concurrence of the bureaucracy after study and thought. In this case, it’s Chief Legislative Analyst Gerry Miller whose endorsement make the unthinkable so thinkable.

    You can be sure this matter will be dispensed with and move forward quickly so the Council can give its full attention to privatizing everything they can, finding jobs for every city worker, raising every tax, rate, fee and fine they can and borrowing against the future to pay for current expenses like the massive liability claims the city faces for incompetent leadership and management..

  • KCET’s SoCal Connected Tackles LA Budget Crisis

    Thursday night’s SoCal Connected hosted by Val Zavala led with Judy Muller’s report on LA’s budget crisis. Jack Humphreville and I provided the community voices. Here’s the video:

  • Bruno, LA’s Watchdog: The Heartbreak of Falling Out of Puppy Love with Janice

    Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail imageThis dog once had what you people call “puppy love” for Janice Hahn.

    When I was, indeed, just a pup, I’d hang out at the port with those tough longshoremen, who didn’t care that I wasn’t all that cute. They were pretty ugly, too.

    Janice lives in San Pedro and represents it on the City Council. I’d see her around town.  She was always just soooo nice – very perky! — and so well groomed, something I couldn’t say for all the women down there.  Tattoos on women have been stylish in San Pedro since WWII.

    Now, I’m heartbroken.  But because I’m not really housebroken, I’m going to come out and say it:  Janice Hahn may be the dumbest person to ever hold office in Los Angeles – and if you know your LA history, that’s pretty freaking scary.

    Earlier this week, I got on her for trying to pull a fast one with her City Council/Lieutenant Governor’s campaign web sites.  Then I teased her for posing in a newspaper photo with former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, who isn’t exactly the kind of guy you want endorsing you in a Democratic primary for statewide office.

    But both of those are small kibble compared to the dumb-ass doozy detailed today in the Daily Breeze. Get a load of the first three paragraphs of Art Marroquin’s story:

    “The president of a ship-building business donated at least $7,000 to Los Angeles City Councilwoman Janice Hahn, who was expected this month to mediate a dispute between the company and the Port of Los Angeles.

    “Hahn was set to step in as an impartial arbitrator amid the ongoing debate between port officials and Long Beach-based Gambol Industries, which has tried since last spring to open a $50 million shipyard on Terminal Island.

    “Gambol’s president, Robert Stein, contributed $6,500 to Hahn’s lieutenant governor campaign account last October and another $500 to her City Council officeholder’s account last August, according to online state and city filing records.”

    Yes, you read it right!  Janice took all this dough – and then figured nobody would blink if she decided the fate of this guy’s $50 million (!!!) project.  A call from a reporter inspired her to change her mind.

    When this dog called her out publicly on the web site screw up, her staff politely explained it was just an innocent mistake: all this Internet stuff is just sooooo confusing.

    I suppose ethics is way too confusing, too.  Gosh, there are just soooooo many rules. And the appearance of a conflict being as bad as conflict, well, forget it.  There are just soooooo many confusing words.

    Woof!

  • Epitaph for LA: “We all took too long”

    The City Council is meeting every day now to wring their hands and cry “Woe is us” as if the global recession, the abysmal failure of their colleagues in Sacramento or some act of God were responsible for the calamity facing LA.

    The closest anyone at City Hall has come to taking any responsibility is when the mayor inadvertently slipped up Tuesday and admitted during his Council appearance: “We all took too long. They took too long in their negotiations, and saying ‘no’ to virtually everything. We took too long in not making a tough decision.”

    It’s hard to believe anyone could tell so many lies around one little half-truth in so few words.
    Took too long? Three years isn’t too long, it’s an eternity when housing prices have been dropping by 40 percent and thousands of people are losing their homes, when hundreds of thousands of residents are losing their jobs, when businesses are going bankrupt by the hundreds, when the lines are going around the block at food banks.

    Let’s be clear, the unions didn’t take too long. They negotiated for a year with city officials before a sweetheart deal was cut for early retirements. They didn’t say ‘no’ to virtually everything. They proposed dozens of ways to cut costs and raise revenues.

    It’s the mayor and Council who didn’t say ‘no’ to virtually anything.
    They were told over and over in public and in private by city budget experts that revenues were falling sharply over a long period of time and wouldn’t recover for many years.

    The mayor knew with absolute certainty that the ERIP deal he signed on June 26 was unaffordable. And so did the Council. They knew the budget deficit would only get worse year after year, growing to more than $1 billion with more than $10 billion in bills coming due for pensions.

    They knew in August just how bad the retirement deal was and spent the next six weeks cutting another deal with the unions that was even worse, promising to make them whole financially within five years for giving $78 million in concessions to close a $500 million deficit.

    Just how bad it was is only coming out now thanks to the letter the unions sent to the mayor and council on Wednesday. In the face of looming catastrophe, they promised the workers the moon and stars to give them a fig leaf to cover the shame of their failed leadership.

    Their failure to act decisively stalled any savings for months as the deficit grew by $1 million a day to $2 million a day even as revenue estimates were shockingly off the mark by huge factors.

    Now, the mayor has the nerve to claim they didn’t realize there was a problem until December. It’s just another lie.

    The biggest lie of all is that they “waited too long in not making a tough decision.”
     
    They still haven’t given the slightest indication they intend to make any tough decisions.

    They are still taking the easy way out.

    They are pretending to lay off workers when the deal they cut in September requires them to be transferred to special funds and proprietary departments whether their services are needed or they are qualified for the jobs.

    They are preparing to borrow billions of dollars that mortgage the city’s future even as they sell off parking structures, parking meters, the zoo, convention center, Ontario Airport and everything else they can, stripping the city of its future revenue sources.

    They are scheming to raise taxes, fees and rates and even strip the public of basic civil liberties turning every kind of violation and citation into an administrative action that denies the right to a trial.

    This would be the stuff of farce if the consequences were not so tragic.

    Gutting public services, punishing the poor, driving away good jobs — we are on the road to becoming a city of stark contrasts between rich and poor, subsidized luxury hotels and entertainment districts and slums, a city without a middle class, a failed city.

    We all share in responsibility for this with our indifference and apathy, our ignorance and our selfishness. Business interests,  the community, the disabled, the artsy crowd — they are all lined up begging to protect their own interests just like the unions.

    They are playing right into the hands of the mayor and Council who will do anything to avoid taking responsibility for the harm they have caused.

    They are shameless and incompetent. They are liars and self-servers. They have betrayed the public trust and the public is complicit.

    Woe is us.

  • Noisy, Messy and Complicated — Democracy in LA Is an Idea Whose Time Has Come

    (Editor’s Note: This article was submitted to the LA Times Opinion Page Editor a week ago but still has not gotten a response rejecting or accepting it, so it’s yours for free)

    To paraphrase President Obama in his State of the
    Union
    speech, democracy in a city of four million people can be noisy and
    messy and
    complicated.

    That was evident this (last) week in Los
    Angeles in a way that we have rarely seen as people
    from all over the city, from all walks of life, paraded before the City
    Council
    to plead their case for their jobs, for funding for their causes, for
    understanding of their needs.

    It was noisy and messy and surely the financial and
    spiritual crisis facing the city is complicated.

    But the earnestness and passion of the disabled, of
    neighborhood
    activists, of environmentalists, of city workers, of lovers of art and
    culture,
    of youth, of the LGBT community and so many others was a demonstration
    of the
    underlying vitality of the people and their yearning for a city that
    works for
    them.

    Their energy is the fertile ground on which great cities
    grow. It is the
    grassroots of democracy, a complex web of often competing needs, values
    and
    interests that, if nurtured, can bloom into a community enriched by
    their
    diversity.

    It’s the nurturing that’s the problem in Los
    Angeles
    and always has been.

    This is a city that throughout its history has been run from
    the top
    down by elites that have looked down at those below and patronizingly
    decided
    what was best for them and, of course, for themselves.

    The Times in its editorial on the outcry of so many people
    before the
    Council expressed this noblesse oblige attitude
    by chiding them for thinking only of themselves when the city is in dire
    straits,
    having started the “
    new fiscal year — irresponsibly and, more to
    the
    point, illegally — in debt and insolvent.”

    The editorial suggests that a “successful” Los
    Angeles rely on private fund-raising and volunteerism
    as a “model for providing quality-of-life programs instead of support
    from the
    city.

    With that, the Times gives a blanket endorsement to
    the
    proposal to restructure city government, eliminate thousands of city
    workers
    who provide services to the public and drastically reduce funding for
    programs
    like Neighborhood Councils, human services and arts and culture.

    The irony is that most of the money for these
    efforts does
    come from donations and most of the work is done by thousands or
    ordinary
    people volunteering endless hours in the service of others and their
    communities.

    City government should be in a support role for
    these
    efforts but more often than not, it is the obstacle in their way.

    Instead of bringing this vast army of volunteers to
    the
    table of power and working with them to integrate their efforts with
    available
    resources, the city has brushed them off with little more than lip
    service.

    City Administrative Officer Miguel Santana in his
    meticulously detailed reports to the Council and mayor demonstrated that
    overspending and poor management over many years has brought the city to
    the
    brink of bankruptcy.

    In his public comments to the Council, he warned
    that his
    three-year plan to slash spending, reorganize the bureaucracy and sell
    valuable city assets is just the beginning.

    The impact of the recession and the city’s
    financial crisis
    is likely to last seven to 10 years, he said, and more cuts in funding
    and more
    job eliminations are inevitable.

    There is no way out of this crisis without the good
    will of
    the people and that is what is missing.

    The people have lost confidence in City Hall. The
    hundreds
    of people who have gone to City Hall to beg for mercy for their causes
    are fed
    up with begging for crumbs. They are demanding a full role in developing
    the
    policies and implementing the programs they care so passionately about.

    It’s a noisy, messy and complicated way to do
    business. It’s
    called democracy, an idea that is alien to the civic and political
    culture of Los
    Angeles. But it’s an idea whose time has come.

    And it’s the only way out of this crisis, the only
    way the
    city can pull together and flourish for years to come.

  • Forget Privatization, Let’s Outsource City Hall to India

    Stuff happens in life sometimes that opens your eyes to what’s really going on in this evolving new world order.

    My PC crashed Friday, sending me into a panic. When I finally got my wits about me and figured out how to restore it, I found I had lost numerous files I hadn’t backed up. And then I botched the reinstall so I lost my wireless connection to my laptop and made matters worse trying to fix it and lost all Internet service.

    After the Super Bowl, I called Time Warner Cable for support and a wonderful woman in a faraway country spent 90 minutes on the phone with me before finally deciding a serviceman would have to come to my house to fix it.

    So I poured another martini and tried to go through the steps again only to find I needed support to reprogram my cable modem. It took several tries, but the next woman I spoke to got both my PC and my laptop worked directly off the cable modem.

    Being obsessed at that point, I decided to try to fix my Linksys router myself and blew out the connection, leading to a third call to yet another woman in the Phillippines, India, Pakistan, somewhere in Asia I was sure.

    By dawn’s early light, I called Linksys and talked to Manoush in Pakistan who spent more than an hour going through one procedure after another until Voila!, I was wirelessly connected — except gotomypc.com still didn’t work.

    That led to a fairly short call to gotomypc support where a nice young woman somewhere, maybe even in America but I doubt it, assured me it was my Norton Firewall that was the problem.

    Enter Pritam Prasad, the Norton support woman I reached on the phone. She didn’t just guide me through the long laborious process, she took over control of my PC and spent an hour uninstalling, upgrading, reconfiguring and suddenly I was connected, fully restored.

    Every person I spoke with was courteous, respectful, caring, smart, knowledgeable  and you can bet working for a fifth, a tenth, a 20th of what any of us would expect, a better class of workers than any of us would be.

    I bring this up because Tezozomoc, brilliant leader of the South Central Farmers, has been pointing out of late that this isn’t a recession we are going through but a major economic restructuring to the realities of the global economy. America has lost control of the means of production, the very heart of capitalism and the growth of wealth.

    If you know your Karl Marx, you know how important it is to own the means of production and to have the skills that come with that ownership:

     “The class which is the ruling material force of society, is at the
    same time its ruling intellectual force. The class which has the means
    of material production at its disposal, has control at the same time
    over the means of mental production, so that thereby, generally
    speaking, the ideas of those who lack the means of mental production are
    subject to it. The ruling ideas are nothing more than the ideal
    expression of the dominant material relationships, the dominant material
    relationships grasped as ideas.”

    I bring this all up out of my
    egotistical compulsion to share my last 72 hours of computer anguish (I
    know buy a Mac) and to make what I think is a larger point about what’s
    at stake here in the battle to save LA.

    The City Council began
    consideration, such as its members consider what they are doing, on
    Tuesday of a far-reaching,  long-range plan to remake city government as
    if it were a generation ago when America still owned the means of
    production and had the military and monetary power to enforce its will.

    The
    Council’s real and oft-stated goal, is to preserve as many city jobs at
    the highest wages and benefits possible by slashing services to the
    public and selling off the city’s assets and future revenue streams to
    their best friends and supporters.

    Being people who have never
    really achieved anything in their lives beyond conniving their way into
    elective office, they are incapable of seeing the futility of what they
    are trying to do.

    Time has passed them by. They, and the way they
    think, are obsolete.

    Look at the inefficiencies in accounting
    where they miss their estimates by 300 percent and systems don’t talk to
    one another. Or IT. Or customer service. We could outsource thousands of
    city jobs to Asia at a fraction of the cost to people who aren’t
    expecting lavish pensions or benefits, people who are willing to work
    hard and be nice while doing it.

    I’m not saying that’s what we
    should do. I am saying city workers need to understand the reality that
    many of them are replaceable just as multitudes of American workers have
    been replaced.

    At the least they ought to note that much of
    their own wealth in their pension funds is invested in India and China
    and elsewhere and that those investments are pushing other Americans out
    of their jobs, the same people who are being taxed to death to keep
    public employees in theirs.

    There has to be a balance, a
    recognition that the generation coming of age today will not have the
    same deal that so many of us have come to take as a birthright.

    We
    have to change, change our definitions of work, success, happiness. We
    have to devolve government structurally and create a true participatory
    democracy where we have greater control of the world around us, a
    greater voice in the decisions that affect our lives. That is what the
    Battle of Los Angeles is about.

    Such thinking is anathema to the
    elitist mentality of City Hall. They speak the language of liberalism
    but they practice a kind of feudalism where certain classes are endowed
    with special rights and powers and the rest of us are nothing but peons.

    I
    can’t help thinking that in today’s world, it might be easier to
    outsource the City Council to India where we could get smarter and more
    effective people governing us. And they would do it for the living wage,
    no pensions, not the highest salaries of any municipal official in
    America.

  • Antonio Faces the Council: The Movie

    The mayor can speak for himself and so can the city financial consultants.
    The crisis could come to head this summer unless a long series of measures proposed by City Administrative Officer Miguel Santana because massive borrowings will be needed to get through next fiscal year.

    Without sharp cuts in costs, investors will demand higher interest rates. They are looking at the reserve fund and what steps are being taken to reduce spending.

    “All the investors we watch want to make they’re catching a falling knife,” one consultant quoted a bond underwriter as saying.

  • Bruno, LA’s Watchdog: Rummy and Dummy, No Way!

    Bruno’s father, Brutus, was an old-fashioned news dog in the “Front Page” tradition. He drank a lot and caroused a lot.
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    For a while he hung around the LA Board of Supervisors, where there was always a lot garbage lying around. They were a really comical bunch in those days thanks in no small part to the legendary news hog Supervisor Kenneth Hahn.

    It was said that Kenny Hahn would attend the opening of a stop sign – then hold a news conference.  For a while, dad’s editor, fed up with Kenny’s attempts to get coverage, forbid his name to be mentioned in a story without his approval.

    Kenny’s son, San Pedro Jim, our former mayor, didn’t get the news gene. In fact, he hated reporters, especially those from the Dog Trainer who once staked out his house to see if he was still living with his wife.

    janicerumsfeld.jpgDuring his entire term as mayor, he never once dropped into the Daily News to boost himself.  I think my master Ron, the editor of the secessionist propaganda organ, annoyed him.

    Kenny’s daughter, Janice, on the other hand is a chip of the old block — some say the blockhead part but there’s no doubt others love her like they did her dad.

    Ron reported yesterday she tried to pull a fast one by rigging her City Council web site to jump to her lieutenant governor’s campaign page if you asked for information on, say, anything.

    As Ron said, if that’s not illegal, it should be. Janice has now explained she has a bit of problem with all these newfangled computers and it was a big mistake.

    Do not get behind this woman in line at an ATM!

    And today, a reader provides the photo of the day. There she is, the good Democratic daughter of a renowned, if wacky, Democratic father and sister of our former Democratic mayor, posing with former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld – despised by the left for his leading us in the Iraq War.

    I guess she didn’t see it coming five years ago when Rummy’s War was already getting old, didn’t see it coming that she would be running for statewide office (who did?).. All she saw was the camera.

    Kenny, who would have posed with the Unabomber if it had gotten him on the front page, must be smiling in heaven.

    The other two guys in the picture are former LAPD Chief Bill Bratton, who is a little to the right of Rumsfield, and legendary political consultant Joe Cerrell, who’s there because Janice is there, of course.  Joe would have represented the Unabomber if he ran for office.

    Janice’s opponent in the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor is State Sen. Dean Florez  from the Central Valley town of Shafter.  (Rhythms with shaft her.) You really can’t make this stuff up!.

    About 10 minutes after this is posted, I expect a conga line of smiling consultants to be snaking their way around Florez’ campaign office.

    They can send the steak bones to me in care of Ron.

    Woof!

  • Janice Hahn Explains Her Site’s Campaign Link

    We read your post and were really shocked at what you found — especially because we really do take every precaution not to let our official City business overlap with the campaign work.  I am adamant about it which is why this situation is particularly upsetting.

    I have been working to find out what is wrong and I think we have fixed the problem.  I am not an IT person, but it has been explained to me that in short, the form  was originally set up, prior to the campaign, to operate with a database on janicehahn.com.   Before the campaign, janicehahn.com directly to our city website.  When the campaign site was built, the form was not updated with the database’s new address and caused a URL error, which automatically re-directed people to the new janicehan.com main page.  I hope that makes sense.

    Again, please know that this was a mistake that should have been caught by our database folks or even our ITA, but it never was.  I thank you for bringing it to our attention.

    Please also feel free to call me if you ever think there is an issue like this again.  We feel very strongly about adhering to the boundaries between City business and Janice’s campaign.

    Courtney Chesla Torres, Chief of Staff to CD15 Councilwoman Janice Hahn

  • Lights, Camera, (In)Action: LA Bankruptcy, The Movie, Shoots Today at City Council

    The actors are in place, costumed as the King and His Court. Hundreds of extras fill the Chamber of Horrors, ready to howl and moan on cue. Quiet on the set. Roll cameras, we’re shooting LA Bankruptcy, The Movie.

    At 10 a.m. today, the City Council will take up deliberations of a far-reaching plan to downsize and restructure city government in hopes of avoiding the unthinkable, bankruptcy of the nation’s second largest city, the once glittering capital of glamour that has fallen on hard times, a victim of the Greenback Plague.

    Oh, what a day it will be.
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    The rabble in their rags — laborers, peasants, cripples, stoners — will storm the Palace of Opulence that serves as City Hall, so handsomely refurbished with gold and marble adornments for $300 million across the meadow from the $500 million Bastille of Gendarmes.

    Minister of Finance Miguel de Santana will tell the 15 princes and princesses on the Council of Blather how dire the situation is. The Treasury is bare. Bankers and creditors are demanding action.

    There is no option but to take the bread from the rabble’s plate to feed the army of royal servants and fill the coffers of the Lords of Finance.

    The Council of Blather, dressed in their finery, will nod their heads in agreement and then nod off to sleep, weary from their life of self-indulgence.

    And then the king himself, King Antonio, will slip into the Chamber of Horrors from the back room where he has been cowering in fear for so long and announce they must act today or he will assert his royal prerogative and slash and burn under his own authority.

    Nothing for the homeless bums, the blind and disabled, not even crumbs for the multitudes of peasants.

    Prince Rosendahl dares to interrupt, demanding the king “explain to me and my district how he can better spend that money than
    what we’re spending it on. We don’t waste a penny.”

    Crown Prince Eric glares coldly at him and says,  with the restraint he is so renowned for, “It’s not that those funds are used for bad things. It’s that we have people who are about to lose their jobs.”

    Those people, the royal servants, cheer and clap in support and break into chanting “Feed Us, Feed Us, Feed Us…”

    The lower classes mutter and grumble amongst themselves until one fearless soul, hat in hand steps forward and meekly asks for mercy, “Just a crumb, please just a crumb from your table, oh Lords and Masters…”

    Tears welling up her eyes, the ambitious Princess Janice, touches the peasant’s shoulder with her gloved hand and says she hears his plaint and announces she will give up one of her body servants.

    “If we’re asking everyone else to sacrifice, we have to also be willing to offer up,” she declares.
    “Let these humble beings eat cake but only a small piece.”

    When the king sneaks out the back of the Chamber much as he arrived, the Council engages the arduous labor of agreeing to everything demanded of them.
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    But then the unexpected happens, brave young Shawn Simons of Arc rushes forth and demands to be heard. She passionately calls on the Council to retreat from their actions, to see the disaster that will occur, how the whole kingdom could fall into poverty and chaos.

    Her pleas fall on deaf ears. She refuses orders to be silent but as the gendarmes move to escort from the Chamber, the masses of nobodies behind her rush forward and a voice in the crowd shouts, “Off with their heads.”

    At that moment, the director shouts: “Cut, and print.”

  • 1,000 Layoffs — Who Gets Axed? The List

    The City Council takes up CAO Miguel Santana’s three-year plan to restructure city government Tuesday to reorganize departments, possibly eliminating Human Services, Neighborhood Empowerment and other agencies.

    He sent his list of the 1,000 positions to be eliminated with some of all of the workers transferring to the DWP, Harbor, Airport and special funds. The list of positions was obtained by OurLA.org where it has been posted.

  • Janice Hahn for Lt. Gov. — At City Taxpayer Expense

    If you want to know all about Janice Hahn’s candidacy for Lieutenant Governor of California, there’s an easy way to find out where she stands on the issues, volunteer to help and even donate money — just go to her official LA City Council website.

    If that’s not an illegal use of city money and facilities, I don’t know what is.

    Hahn has the nerve — or perhaps is so used to abuses at City Hall — that she has a box near the top right of her Council website inviting readers to “SIGN UP NOW for our newsletter” and when you click on it you’re asked for your name and email to mark the issues you care about from Airport, to Neighborhood Councils, 12 in all.

    hahn2.jpgClick save when you’re done with that exercise and you land on the Hahn 2010 campaign page for lieutenant governor.

    It’s really quite a good site, showing of the San Pedro Councilwoman with her great political pedigree to great effect. It’s got all the social media tools and boxes to help you “spread the word,” “volunteer” and “donate.”

    You got to wonder how she gets away with this. Are there no standards, no laws, no appreciation about the difference between public service and self service?

    This isn’t just a link, which would be bad enough.

    It’s a phony invitation to find out about city issues from the Councilwoman. It’s nothing but a dirty trick to lure you to her campaign site. It ought to be stopped and the abuse punished.

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  • Bruno, LA’s Watchdog: Valley Secession, Jimmy Hahn — Those Were Better Days

    It seems like a lifetime ago — and in dog years it was! – when the San Fernando Valley, tried to secede from Los Angeles. I was reminded why the near divorce almost happened this morning.
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    Take it from me — I live in the Valley — it’s easy for these people to feel like a second-class citizens. And because I’m a dog, I’m even lower on the kibble chain.

    The Daily News’ Rick Orlov, who’s been covering City Hall since Sam Yorty was mayor and his newspaper was green, reported this morning that because of the budget crisis, Hollywood Eric Garcetti was canceling the once-a-month council meetings in Van Nuys.

    The news was delivered to Orlov by Hollywood Eric’s flack Julie Wong, who once flacked for San Pedro Jimmy Hahn, the unlucky mayor who got stuck fighting secession before he had time to find the third-floor men’s room.

    “There are a lot of costs involved in holding a council meeting outside of City Hall,” Wong said. “It just seemed like it was a good idea to try to save that money, given the financial situation the city faces.”

    A lot of costs?

    Give this dog a break! Like what?  Each council office has a small fleet of free cars.  Do they all have to pay for parking? The PA system?  Catered food? What about all the other ways they spend money on boondoggles that my pal Walter Moore found?

    I don’t see why you couldn’t do a Council meeting in the Valley once a month for the price of your average PTA meeting.  Janice could bring cookies.

    Of course, lots of Valley folks have been barking lately about the performance of Hollywood Eric and the other 14 council members and this just might be seen as rubbing the activists’ noses in the pile of crap they left on the living room carpet.

    And while that’s a punishment Saint Deb would never allow around our house, I don’t doubt for a second that the Council would do it to those loudmouths who make their lives so miserable.

    Too bad Hollywood Eric didn’t call The Dog Whisperer first. Cesar Millan, my favorite TV star, would tell him it just doesn’t work.

    Cesar might also tell him it’s a really dumb move for somebody who’s thinking about running for mayor.  And so would San Pedro Jim. Remember him? This dog’s memories of him grow fonder by the day.
     
    Woof!

  • The Bills Are Coming Due – It’s Their Turn to Pay

    Ignore, if you can, Richard Alarcon’s arrogant and despicable treatment of an honorable public servant in this video and focus instead on the ignorant and despicable point he is making.

    What Alarcon is saying that he wants to take the nearly $8 million in federal stimulus money the city was awarded to buy computers for poor neighborhoods to reduce the digital divide and use it to retain city workers in the current jobs.

    In other words, this labor union stooge who talks endlessly about the injustices the rest of us commit against the poor is willing to protect some of the nation’s highest paid city workers and cheat kids and families in the city’s most impoverished and under-served communities out of the chance for access to the modern world.

    For my money, that’s a crime against humanity and ought to be recognized as such.

    Alarcon is not alone in this skewed view of the world.

    For whatever lip service the rest of his colleagues on the City Council may pay to rhyme and reason, they share his sensibility and vote with extraordinary unanimity to put the city’s workforce ahead of the city.

    That is why we are in trouble, why they are willing to sell the city’s assets and mortgage its future, why they are drooling at the chance sock it to us from every direction with higher rates, taxes and fees, why they are for the third time in less than a year back at the bargaining table with the unions begging for help in this budget crisis charade.

    They are protecting city jobs, city wages and city benefits at all costs because the unions, with help from developers, contractors and other special interests, put them into the nation’s highest and most lavishly perked municipal elected offices.

    They no more care about the poor than they care about the rest of us. If they did, poverty in LA would not be getting worse year after year, unemployment would not be among the highest in the country, there would not so much substandard housing, or many sweatshops.

    Their programs to help the poor, the disabled, the disadvantaged are as much a failure as virtually every other thing they do from rotting water and electrical systems to 75-year backlogs in sidewalk and street paving, from the proliferation of digital billboards to the proliferation of marijuana shops.

    The mayor is no less guilty.

    Together, they have used City Hall to enrich their friends and allies.
    They have turned City Hall into a jobs program instead of a services
    provider.

    And as the crisis deepens by the day, they are moving forward at
    continuing those policies with what they hope will be $1.5 billion in
    federal money and, as much as they can, raise cash by selling the farm
    and borrowing against the city’s future.

    The critical elements of the Mayor’s three-year budget plan come before
    the Council on Tuesday. It is not so much a plan as an outline of how
    to eliminate a vast array of basic services other than police and fire
    without anyone in what they call the “City Family” actually losing
    their job or the cost of pensions and lifetime health benefits
    decreasing.

    Don’t blame the bureaucrats whose names are on these plans. They were
    just following orders in proposing the closure of numerous parks, sharp
    scaling back of  library services and hours, elimination of the
    inspectors who provide health and safety protection along with planners
    who could preserve the quality of life in our neighborhoods.

    This is a calamity in the making.

    That is not some dark vision of a doomsayer. It is the reality hidden
    in plain sight. It can be seen by anyone who will actually read the
    details of the failure of leadership and management revealed in the
    1,000 pages of bureaucratic documents produced to support this budget
    plan

    It is visible to anyone who is not walking around with eyes wide shut.

    But it is not inevitable.

    City workers need to look at the hollow promises the Mayor and Council
    have made them over the last year. Again, they are being told there
    will be transfers, not layoffs, and if they give back a little more
    now, they will be rewarded handsomely in a few years.

    They can promise the workers anything but they can’t deliver. Their own
    budget experts do not expect full recovery for as long as a decade.
    They believe pressure will force more reductions in the general fund
    within a few months when no more transfers are possible, when no more
    cooking of the books is possible, when borrowing more has become
    impossible.

    There is another way to save LA, to protect vital services, provide
    long-term job security to city workers, change the culture of failure
    of City Hall into a culture of success for LA.

    It requires extending City Hall’s definition of “family” to the four
    million people who call LA home, to the thousands of businesses
    operating in town, and bringing all the constituencies to the table
    with the unions and city officials.

    City workers need to take a step back financially and the public has to
    pay its share in a tightly-written and tightly managed three-year plan
    that actually puts LA on a sound financial footing.

    We cannot save LA by destroying it. That’s what our elected leaders are
    planning to do, that’s why we have lost confidence in them.

    City workers need to wake up and realize the empty promises of the
    politicians jeopardize their futures, The public needs to wake up and
    realize they have to be part of the solution, not part of the problem.

    We are all in this together. After all, it’s our LA — not theirs.

  • City Pensions Since ERIP: The Facts, The Figures, The List

    In the first six months after City Hall offered the Early Retirement
    Incentive Pprgram, 625 workers have actually retired with pensions
    averaging more than $1,000 a week with 32 of them getting pensions in
    excess of $100,000 a year, according to records obtained by OurLA.org. under the California Public Records Act.

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