Author: Wilson Rothman

  • Pioneer’s VSX-1020-K Is Best $550 AV Receiver and Not Only Because You Control It Via iPhone [Home Theater]

    This week Pioneer introduced five new receivers, from $230 to $750. All have HDMI 1.4 switching for 3D, and all have Pro Logic IIz surround. But one model stands out, the $550 VSX-1020-K, a worthy successor to our Battlemodo champ.

    Receiver technology has become amazingly affordable, and to me, the sweet spot is the 1020, with crazy tech that would’ve cost thousands only a few years ago:
    • An Anchor Bay 1080p upscaler for analog-to-digital video, making every gadget you line in available on your TV via a single HDMI cable
    • Sound Retriever AIR for improving quality of MP3s and other compressed formats, a step-up from something that we found actually worked well on previous models
    • Advanced microphone-enabled automatic room calibration (called MCACC) for balancing speakers
    • Precision Quartz Locking System (PQLS), which provides jitter-free CD playback when combined with a compatible Pioneer Blu-ray player

    But best of all, this thing can be controlled and adjusted by Pioneer’s AVR iControl app. Anyone who’s slagged through their fair share of shitty AV receiver menus—whether on screen or on the receiver itself—knows what a boon it is to have a nice GUI in the palm of your hand as you walk around the room, tweaking your settings. Trust me, this isn’t just a gimmick. Here are some screens:

    Not much more to say, except that if you respected our judgment call on the 1019 in our receiver Battlemodo, you have all the more reason to spend an extra $50 on its replacement when it ships in May. In the meantime, here’s the basic lowdown on all the new receivers: the junior-grade VSX-520-K and VSX-820-K, and the upper deck VSX-920-K, VSX-1020-K and flagship VSX-1120-K, which for $200 more replaces the Anchor Bay upscaler with a Marvell, and has a few extra AV-nerd perks.

    [Pioneer Electronics]






  • Sony Reader Daily Reviewed: Do Not Buy [Sony]

    Our friend Mark Spoonauer at Laptop published the first major review of Sony’s 3G-connected Daily Edition ebook reader. Despite Mark’s diplomatic tone, you can tell he thinks it sucks.

    As a side note, I don’t have a review unit of my own to check out. But I don’t need to to know that this Daily has the same screen—and screen problems—as the Sony Reader Touch. And, according to Mark, a few more.

    Many people know that the Sony Reader Touch Edition I reviewed recently has a film over it that causes glare and makes reading difficult. I speculated that the Daily Edition would have the same unbearable screen covering, and according to Spoonauer’s review, it does. As he puts it:

    Due to the extra layer Sony added to the screen to enable touch functionality, the Daily Edition’s E-Ink display looks somewhat dull compared to non-touch eReaders, such as the Kindle and Nook… We did find that when reading in medium to low lighting we felt more eye strain with the Daily Edition than with other eReaders.

    So my chief complaint on the Touch would apparently be my chief complain on the Daily. Anyone who cares about the value of e-ink—how it is easier on the eyes than LCD—should steer clear of both the Touch and the Daily.

    If that were all, the consumer attractiveness of this device might be debatable. But Spoonauer had other beefs with the product. He also cites interface “sluggishness” and network connectivity drops that led him to feel it was “easier to browse and search the store on our computer.” So like yikes.

    Spoonauer concludes his piece—which I encourage you to read—with a verdict that the Kindle is still way better, and that even the Nook is a better choice for people who particularly want a touch interface.

    I recognize that by writing this, I forfeit my request to a review, but truth be told, I have always respected Spoonauer’s opinion, and given his thorough work, if he didn’t like it, neither will I. I hereby wash my hands of the whole Sony Reader touchscreen nightmare. By his word and by our experience with previous devices, do not buy the reader. [Laptop]






  • Play Guitar By Flexing Alone: Microsoft Research’s Muscle-Computer Interface [Microsoft]

    Slide on a pair of electrode-laden armbands, and suddenly all your sweet air-guitar licks are captured, finger by finger, without an instrument in sight. Sure, there are plenty of good reasons for this besides Guitar Hero.

    Since Microsoft Research is so into “natural user interfaces,” they showed off this one, called muscle-computer interface. It senses the movement of your extremities by tracing electrical activity within the muscles using a usually medical technique called electromyography. They’ve tried it in situations where users are engaged in physical exercise or have their hands full, like when bringing groceries to the car. They also connected it to Air Guitar Hero.

    Natal is going to be really good for kicking and punching, but that camera array isn’t set up for fine fretwork. I am not saying that this system is going to ever see the light of day, or that their ultimate purpose is ever-better air guitar. Still, it’s nice to know that at least some of the $9 billion Microsoft spends on its research division every year may solve this dilemma. [Muscle-Computer Interface]






  • Microsoft’s Translating Telephone: The Realtime Translator We Assumed We’d Have By Now [Microsoft]

    Today in Redmond, Microsoft Research demoed the Translating Telephone. It does exactly what it says it does, and as you can see—well, hear—from this video, it was awesome.

    Imagine a VOIP system that caches all your calls, converting them to searchable, storable, everlasting text. That’s already pretty amazing—especially if you already jump through hoops recording interviews and conference calls. But then imagine this: It can translate whatever you say into some other language. In realtime.

    As you will notice in the video, the research team built the proof-of-concept system to work in English and German, the native languages of Kit and Frank, the two developers on the team. As you also might have picked up, it has the same occasional clumsiness of an internet-based text translator. This is because it’s using the same technology that Bing’s translator uses.

    What was funny for the researchers to discover was how their own spoken language differed from their written one. For extra monitoring of translation quality, they set up their test system so that it would re-translate the translated speech, so English-to-German-to-English. I myself envisioned a great moment in modern poetry, a la Jimmy James’ Super Karate Monkey Death Car, but as you can see, when chit-chat becomes fast and casual, it’s usually more like garbage in/garbage out:

    What’s great is that a software tool like this could be stuck into so many different situations, as a live translation feature for video chat, as a conference-call option, or—in the least likely but sweetest scenario—as a feature on a Microsoft-branded Google Talk competitor that ran on Windows phones. Alas, that is probably not gonna happen. [Microsoft Research – no specific project page]






  • Project Gustav: Microsoft Research Updates MS Paint In a Huge Way [Microsoft]

    MS Paint may be beloved but it’s also the butt of plenty of jokes about art skill. Project Gustav is Microsoft Research‘s answer: An artist-friendly GPU-intense multitouch-and-Wacom-tablet-based natural painting program. UPDATE: My quick, colorful hands-on video

    Sure, there are geniuses—including possibly one or two on our staff—who can make masterpieces with Illustrator and Photoshop. But the logic of Gustav, named after Klimt and Courbet, is that the training required to get good at those apps limits artists trained in traditional physical media. What this does is re-create the analogy of real oils and pastels, not just in how they stream but in how the colors blend. In fact, to make a new color, you do what you’d do in the real world, blend your paints together. You can use pens on a Wacom, twisting flat brushes them to achieve swirls and calligraphic flourishes. But you can also reach up to draw on the multitouch screen, the little HP screen shown in the pic.

    I am not much of a visual artist, but for a research project, this is a gorgeous execution of a very natural experience. I didn’t want to pull away from my own hideous oil, so God knows what a budding Leonardo could do. Bye bye, MS Paint. It’s been, uh, swell. [Project Gustav]






  • Microsoft Makes Surface Mobile By Turning It Upside Down [Microsoft]

    Microsoft’s Surface tables are sweet but they have two problems: They’re huge pieces of furniture and they cost a lot. Turns out, they could solve both problems by turning the system upside down, using a portable camera/projector and any surface.

    Surface tables are just cameras and projectors pointing upward at a tabletop of glass. Since both of those mechanisms have become totally portable, Microsoft Research conceived of a prototype that is, effectively, portable. The advantage, beyond mobility, is that the camera can read depth in free space, so it can do 3D activities, almost like a baby Natal.

    Here, in this functional proof-of-concept, you can see a drums app, where both hand interaction and stick interaction are measured when your hands are between the camera and the projection. (On a regular Surface, you’d have to touch the screen to interact.)

    In the explainer shot below, you can see a more real-world scenario, where you’d set your phone on a table at a restaurant and it projects pictures and documents out, so that you and others can interact with them. We’re already seeing projectors built into phones and cameras, so it may just be a matter of time before this appears. Windows Phone 8 maybe? Microsoft, of course, isn’t promising anything at this point. [Mobile Surface]






  • So Exactly Why Is Bill Gates in Antarctica? [Bill Gates]

    Yesterday, up popped our buddy Bill on Twitter, saying he was in Antarctica with a decent satellite connection to the Internet—good enough for tweeting at least. But what’s he doing down there?

    We asked his people, and it turns out, Bill is on vacation. Yep, if you want to know where a guy who can go anywhere (except space) goes on his time off, that’s where.

    Sadly, though Bill rhapsodizes that “the beauty is amazing,” he says he can’t upload pics via his satellite connection. Here’s hoping for a serious slideshow on Gates Notes when he returns. [Twitter]






  • Aperture 3 Fix Promises Improved Stability (But Still Might Gobble HDDs) [Aperture 3]

    Apple quickly put out a patch for Aperture 3 to improve stability and resolve issues for a great many things including:
    • Upgrading libraries from earlier versions of Aperture
    • Importing libraries from iPhoto
    • Importing photos directly from a camera
    • Memory usage when processing heavily-retouched photos
    • Face recognition processing

    I myself had repeated troubles on an iPhoto import, so fingers crossed on my current attempt, with newly patched software.

    It’s clear that everyone with Aperture 3 should absolutely download this update. However, support documents still warn that the thing could eat up your drive (albeit temporarily):

    Aperture temporarily uses extra space on your hard drive during the upgrade process. This is for the purpose of backing up critical library info and insuring the integrity of your data during upgrade. If you don’t have adequate space on your hard drive to accommodate the upgrade, Aperture will display a warning dialog. You may need to move your library to a different hard drive with more space in order to upgrade it, and then move it back to the original drive when the upgrade is complete. Any space used by Aperture during the upgrade is released and made available to you again once the upgrade has finished.

    So there’s that. Anyway, kudos to Apple for speedy reaction to a known issue. We definitely love to see that! [Patch download; release notes]






  • No Privacy? Just You Wait [Blockquote]

    I asked Bob Wallaceauthor and former CIA tech office director—about the preponderance of ever-awesomer kids’ spygear. We shared a laugh about cheap cameras, false notions of privacy, and unstoppable technological progress. His point? We ain’t seen nothin’ yet.






  • Windows Phone 7 Series Hands-On Pics and Video [Windows Phone 7]

    Windows Phone 7 snuck up on the world today, but having played with it, I’ll tell you Microsoft is putting all its muscle behind this. No matter who you root for, to be anything short of impressed is stupid.

    How does it feel? Nothing like an iPhone, for starters. The slippery, rotate-y screens may take a little getting used to, but they feel right. Microsoft deliberately wanted to get away from icons and this notion that all behaviors get the same size button on the home screen, and you definitely get more of a sense of priorities here: Entertainment, social networking, photo sharing—those matter, and oh yeah, here’s a phone if you need a call, and here’s a browser if you need that too.

    It’s hard to tell from looking at this stuff, but much of it is customizable, including almost everything on that home screen. Don’t let the uniformity of design language fool you, there will be a lot you can do to differentiate from other people.

    As you can see, the fluidity of the “panorama” navigation is here—when you enter a hub, you get those little teasers to the right, showing you want you’ll get if you flip one screen over.

    Though details are scarce in these early days, the device here is built “to spec,” so probably running 1GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon processor. I can tell you that everything ran smoothly. This is obviously too early to make any technical statements, but it really was impressive, and where there are a few hiccups, it’s hard to say whether it was human error or a glitch, but we’ll leave it be for now. This is just demo software.

    On to the screenshots—click here if thumbs haven’t loaded, or if you just hate gallery format:

    As you can see from the screenshots above, most hubs are fleshed out, though we couldn’t have a look at Marketplace. Some of the shots here are “in between” shots, that moment between tapping a start screen element and the whole hub springing in behind it. There is also one shot of the slide transition from sleep screen—which has a lot of great heads-up information—to the start screen.

    There aren’t a ton of answers yet, but what we do know you can find above or in Matt’s piece: Windows Phone 7: Everything Is Different Now

    [Windows Phone 7 on Gizmodo]






  • Katie Couric on Getting Dumped Via Text Message [Blockquote]

    CBS News anchor Katie Couric, in a 2008 Notebook segment, weighed in on whether to dump or not to dump via text message. Katie’s classy; she said “no.” Bonus points for turning tech-related injury into an insult. [Video on Giz]






  • A Flirtbot’s Dirty Come-Ons: So Wrong (For All the Wrong Reasons) [Flirtbots]

    PC Tools, a security software maker, shared this allegedly true flirtbot encounter. If you’re so gullible and/or lonely that a flirtbot this dumb can con you, your old Windows machine deserves to get gangbanged by phishing scams, viruses and spyware.

    Remember, this is supposed to be really real:

    [email protected] says:
    hey, hows it going?

    Mary says:
    good thanks
    sorry who r u?

    [email protected] says:
    i’m 21/f your a male right?

    Mary says:
    um no!
    32/f
    how did u get my msn??

    [email protected] says:
    nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

    Mary says:
    i have no idea, you added me….

    [email protected] says:
    I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

    Mary says:
    ummm but you are a girl?

    [email protected] says:
    Well i don’t do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…

    Mary says:
    sorry but i am not into girls
    i dont know how you got my msn

    [email protected] says:
    I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?

    Mary says:
    sorry but i am not into girls
    how did u get my msn?

    [email protected] says:
    Ok go to [EVIL REDACTED URL] accept the invite on the page baby

    Mary says:
    what is the capital of saudi aurabia?

    [email protected] says:
    sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

    Mary says:
    wow this is a botnet, crazy!!
    ha ha

    [email protected] says:
    whats a bot?

    Mary says:
    u r not a real person

    [email protected] says:
    its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

    Mary says:
    what is the capital of saudi arabia…..

    [email protected] says:
    What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…

    Mary says:
    hmmm pink

    [email protected] says:
    ok, great I got the perfect pink panties for ya …ur gunna love these!!

    Mary says:
    no black

    [email protected] says:
    Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

    Mary says:
    i am a girl!!

    [email protected] says:
    Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

    I mean really. How can this bot not even know the capital of Saudi Arabia? And doesn’t it know all 21-year-old females who like to party are named Chastity? [PC Tools]

    Robot Joe rendering by FlySi on Flickr/CC license

    Bad Valentine is our own special take on the beauty—and awkwardness—of geek love.






  • Sony Overturns Blu-ray Line with Nicely Priced 3D-Ready BDP-S470 and BDP-S570 [Sony]

    Sony got serious about home-theater Blu-ray at CES 2010, with a 3D, Wi-Fi, Netflix-powered monster with iPhone-app control. Sadly, the model we praised is now pointless. But two cheaper ones—the $200 BDP-S470 and the $250 BDP-S570—are suddenly hot.

    There are three reasons we’re posting this:

    1) Because Sony just announced a new $200 Blu-ray model, the 3D-ready BDP-S470, which will cost only $20 more than the $180 BDP-S370. $20. What distinguishes the two is a firmware update, due this summer, delivering 3D playback to the S470. Literally nothing else, as you can see in the specs below. Both have the iPhone-app control and decent VOD from Netflix, Amazon and others. So why care about the 3D? Why not care, if it’s only $20? Besides, if Sony can’t upgrade the S370 to 3D, maybe it won’t be able to give it other upgrades in the future? Maybe that $20 could cost you, I dunno, like Hulu or something. Think about it. Pay the stupid $20.

    2) Because Sony also announced that it would give the Wi-Fi-equipped S570 the very same 3D capability, in that very same firmware update. As long as you’re willing to wait till this summer for the update, you get basically everything the more expensive BDP-S770 gets, but you save $100 (or more). What will the S770 have now that the S570 doesn’t? A backlit remote. Whoop-de-freakin’-do.

    And 3) Because we don’t get what’s going on either. Why sell the bottom-line S370 or the high-flying S770 at all? Maybe they’re for the suckers at either end; they’re certainly not for anyone paying attention. More importantly, why didn’t they announce the S570’s 3D capability at CES, aka 3DFestapalooza 2010?? Why completely hide/forget what will likely will be their best-selling model, the S470? Either Sony has a crazy-like-a-fox strategy to confuse and saturate, or nobody was sure of the plan a scant month ago.

    The matter for you comes down to whether or not to spend $50 extra for Wi-Fi. (Update: It’s Wireless-N.) Thankfully this weird model shake-up will benefit you, as long as you remember the two models in the headline, and forget about the rest.

    Quick refresher of the three models shipping this month:

    Specifications:

    BDP-S570 Blu-ray Disc Player

    Available in February for about $250

    * Full HD 1080p single-disc Blu-ray Disc, DVD, CD, SA-CD player
    * Blu-ray 3D ready (with firmware update available this summer)
    * BRAVIA Monolithic Design
    * BRAVIA Internet Video and BD-LIVE™
    * IP Content Noise Reduction
    * Built-in Wi-Fi® Wireless (802.11) with Wi-Fi Protected Setup (WPS)
    * Entertainment Database Browser with Gracenote technology
    * BD Remote (iPhone/iPod touch remote control – free app.)
    * Photo/music/video playback via USB and DLNA® (with firmware update)
    * DVD upscaling to 1080p with Precision Cinema HD Upscaling
    * Dolby® TrueHD and dts®-HD Master Audio™ decoding
    * Built-in 1GB Memory

    BDP-S470 Blu-ray Disc Player

    Available in February for about $200

    * Full HD 1080p single-disc Blu-ray Disc, DVD, CD, SA-CD player
    * Blu-ray 3D ready (with firmware update available this summer)
    * BRAVIA Monolithic Design
    * BRAVIA Internet Video and BD-LIVE
    * Wireless LAN Ready (USB wireless LAN adapter sold separately)
    * Entertainment Database Browser with Gracenote technology
    * BD Remote (iPhone/iPod touch remote control – free app.)
    * Photo/music/video playback via USB and DLNA (with firmware update)
    * DVD upscaling to 1080p with Precision Cinema HD Upscaling
    * Dolby TrueHD and dts-HD Master Audio decoding

    BDP-S370 Blu-ray Disc Player

    Available in February for about $180

    * Full HD 1080p single-disc Blu-ray Disc, DVD, CD, SA-CD player
    * BRAVIA Monolithic Design
    * BRAVIA Internet Video and BD-LIVE
    * Entertainment Database Browser with Gracenote technology
    * Wireless LAN Ready (USB wireless LAN adapter sold separately)
    * BD Remote (iPhone/iPod touch remote control – free app.)
    * Photo/music/video playback via USB and DLNA (with firmware update)
    * DVD upscaling to 1080p with Precision Cinema HD Upscaling
    * Dolby TrueHD and dts-HD Master Audio decoding






  • MS Office Upgrade Plan Leaks: Buy Office 2007 March 5 or Later, Get Office 2010 Free? [Microsoft]

    According to a leak spotted by Ars, if you buy Microsoft Office 2007 anytime between March 5 and September 30 of this year, and you activate the product and save your dated receipt, you can get Office 2010 for free. Ars has more details, but slow down, there’s a catch: The info was yanked after it was published, and Microsoft now won’t say whether it’s legit or not. I’m guessing it is. Whether you believe it or not, play it safe and don’t buy any version of Office until March 5. [Ars Technica via TechFlash]






  • MotionX GPS Drive 3.0: The Best Value GPS App Just Got Way Smoother [IPhone Apps]

    When I reviewed MotionX GPS Drive for iPhone, I said it offered the best value but had some UI issues. Newly redesigned, the app’s 3.0 version is far better—with landscape view and a more logical user interface.

    Yes, the landscape mode I was lamenting its lack of in the last edition is there, and it looks great. As you can see, even pulling up iPod controls doesn’t hog the screen. Remember, naysayers, it’s not that you need widescreen for the road ahead, you need it for extra info, and you need it because it fits on the windshield better.

    Time till arrival, distance till arrival and estimated time of arrival still all scroll through to the right of the “upcoming turn” text. I would prefer that I could pick one (I’m an ETA man—though not the Basque nationalist kind), but you can’t do that, yet.

    The interface has a nice menu system that shows more priority to things I really use, and buries things like Compass and iPod where they need to be, on the periphery of my awareness. The only thing I’m missing still is the ability to navigate to a point on the map. That may be a trick, but one worth pulling off. There isn’t a lot of custom routing options in there yet, but if you really care about prioritization of stops, you should buy something more elaborate anyway—perhaps a portable GPS unit.

    As you can see, even in portrait mode, the menus are cleaner:

    All in all, it’s a palpable improvement for a worthwhile product, especially one so durned cheap. That’s right, it’s still just $1, with $3/month or $25/year turn-by-turn voice service. You may hate GPS navigators, you may even hate GPS apps, but if you are on vacation and you don’t have this app—at the very minimum, that is—you are just crazy. [Motion X GPS Drive iTunes Link]






  • SousVide Supreme Review: How To Cook From the Inside Out [Review]

    Sous vide is French for cooking in a vacuum, placing sealed meat or veggies in water held at an exact temperature. Because this precision requires high technology, the method was solely for chefs—until the $450 SousVide Supreme arrived.

    Sous What Now?

    Think of sous vide as cooking from the inside out, rather than the outside in.

    When the Coen Brothers were making The Big Lebowski, they couldn’t for the life of them figure out how to fling the ringer—a briefcase supposedly containing $1 million but actually holding Walter’s dirty undies—in a graceful arc from the Dude’s moving car. It sounds easy, but it’s physically impossible. They were about to give up when the sage-like Jeff Bridges suggested shooting it backwards. Eureka. They filmed the bag toss, its perfect trajectory, falling into the slowly reversing automobile, and made cinematic history.

    Sous vide is a lot like that. Instead of burning the crap out of your extra-thick filet mignon in a pan, perhaps tossing it into a hot oven afterwards, all with the hope of hitting a target internal temperature of 130ºF almost by chance, you vacuum seal the lightly salted raw meat and stick the bag into the “water oven,” raising the temperature of the entire cut to 130º.

    Once the ideal “medium rare” is reached, you sear the outside for a pleasing Maillard-effected crust.

    Your steak is perfect. And you can’t fail. Seriously, you can do this 1000 times and never screw up. Because of sous vide’s precision temperature, you can let meat sit for hours without fear of it overcooking. Sous vide is (mostly) moron-proof—high science brought down to home kitchens that may or may not be worthy. If you eat medium-rare steak at home at least once a week, you basically need this.

    In some ways, sous vide is the next obvious kitchen tool, like its predecessors the microwave, the convection oven and the induction cooktop. It’s a unique tool that could easily go from exotic to commonplace in just a few years. As you’ll see, the microwave comparison is perhaps most apt, since they’re both self contained, make simple meal prep easier, and function on a fool-proof, “set-it-and-forget-it” basis.

    The only catch is, when cooking sous vide, you have to vacuum seal everything, or—as I discovered—buy food that comes pre-sealed. The SousVide Supreme doesn’t have its own sealer, so you need to buy a FoodSaver or something like it, which can be expensive. I was loaned a Reynolds Handi-Vac, which was finicky but at least affordable. The sad news is that Reynolds discontinued it, so if you own one or buy one on eBay, make sure to stock up on bags. (Here are some official details on that.)

    Beyond Steak

    My crash course in sous vide cooking came from this amazing, nerdy practical guide by Douglas Baldwin, a comp-sci/math guy at the University of Colorado, Boulder. He covers the basics of cooking meat and other protein in a sous vide bath as thoroughly as one could ask for from a guy busy getting his PhD in Applied Mathematics. I encourage you to read it, though it’s basically a discourse of temperature and time, the only two factors in sous vide cooking.

    Seriously, that’s really all there is to the SousVide Supreme. You set the temperature, in Celsius or Fahrenheit, and then you set the timer. That latter part is optional if you own a clock, since it takes hours, sometimes days, to overcook anything. I prepared many meals in there, and only managed to ruin one dish. I left some chicken cooking overnight, mostly to see what would happen if I did. The meat just became inedibly flaky.

    There is a very nice, very expensive cookbook by Thomas Keller (and his team of cooking/writing geniuses) that explains the miracles sous vide is capable of performing. I did not use that book during this test, in part because I wouldn’t have had any money left over to buy food, but in part because we’re talking about you and me, not TK and the CIA posse. If you will likely be creating “cuttlefish tagliatelle with palm hearts and nectarine” or maybe “squab with piquillo peppers, marcona almonds, fennel and date sauce” on a regular basis, then a) I pretty much hate you and b) why the hell are you taking advice from me? What I can tell you is what an enthusiastic, experienced and adventurous home cook could possibly do with this thing on an ongoing basis. That, it turns out, is the trick. It’s not what you can make, it’s what you can keep making, day in and day out. Here’s what I cooked, and whether or not SousVide Supreme is worth having on hand for best results.

    Food Porn

    Eggs: Hard boiling an egg is easy, but getting the perfect custard-like consistency of a gently soft-boiled egg is not. This baby can do it blindfolded. Just set the temperature to 148º F, wait for the thermostat to beep, then toss in a few eggs, no vacuum sealing needed, since nature already did that. I made a spaghetti carbonara the other day that was absolutely perfect, in large part due to SousVide Supreme. Since I don’t know of any other way to get the perfect soft-boiled besides maybe timing and praying, I’m going to say SVS wins this round: Worth It

    Duck breast: Lord love a duck… and so do I. But duck is another classic overcookable meat. I set mine for 150º and frankly, I still think I could have gone lower. Once it came out of the vacuum-sealed bag (which it was conveniently packaged in when I bought it, along with a cheap but not terrible l’orange sauce), I stuck the breast in a hot pan, searing the fat out of the skin side, and then browning the rest of the breast with the rendered fat. Verdict? I’ve overcooked enough duck in the past to say yes, this kind of control is appreciated: Worth It

    Rack of lamb, rib roast, and other tender roast meats: Steak and duck are just a few of the “tender” meats that benefit from sous vide. I didn’t try these others (partly cuz they’re so damn expensive), but my experience with them in ovens, sometimes undercooking, sometimes overcooking, tells me how nice it would be to have the ability to reach a fixed internal temperature, even if it took many hours. But is it worth it? These are not foods one prepares too often, and there are tried-and-true ways to roast them in an oven, especially a convection oven with more controls. So I am going to have to say: Not Worth It

    Short ribs and other tough meats: Here’s another example of getting something different than what you can achieve in an oven. I love to brown the hell out of my short ribs, then braise the hell out of them in wine and mirepoix for 4-6 hours, in an oven, at a temperature of 325º. With sous vide, you can slow-cook short ribs at 135º for two days, rendering them softer but still rare. The meat is almost prime-ribby. I actually browned them before their sous vide cooking process, so they could be eaten immediately out of the vacuum bag. Verdict? I’ve never tasted slow-roasted meats like this—it was very good, and there’s something to be said for transforming a rude cut of meat into a fine steak, but my in-oven slow-cooking method is as fool-proof, and has the added benefit of creating a carmelized sauce to go with it. It’s a Draw

    Fish: One of the funny things about sous vide fish is that so many fish come frozen vacuum sealed in plastic, often already steeped in marinade. You just throw the whole bag in, still frozen, wait an hour, and pull it out. There it comes, spilling out of the bag ready to eat, every bit a sci-fi—or at least 1st class airline—fantasy. But anybody interested in buying a SousVide Supreme will have no problem broiling or poaching fish to their desired doneness, and you don’t sear a cooked fish as you would a cooked steak, so the sous vide process is a liability, or at least a limitation. Not Worth It

    Vegetables: Veggies are another strangely gray area. I mean, I don’t have any problem steaming, boiling, roasting or pan-frying vegetables, but there’s some allure to the fact that you can cook them in a perfectly sealed environment, thereby preserving the very essence of that vegetable. (I’ll admit, the allure doesn’t pull me too strongly.)

    I tried artichokes and beets. Nailing the beets was easy, since a beet is the same from outside in, so you just leave them in there for 90 minutes or so they’re cooked through at 183º. And when they come out? They taste like cooked beets.

    But those artichokes, ugh. Not only do the heart and petals cook differently, they can be quite different from one to the next. Also, they float. At least the big old leathery dead-of-winter flown-in-from-God-knows-where prickly sons of bitches that I tried. I’ve cooked artichokes for ages, even carefully charring them on the grill, but in this case I assumed the set-it-and-forget-it approach was good enough, and it wasn’t. I eventually did get the artichokes cooked through, but I had to pop them out of the bag to check them, and I had to sit a heavy plate over the top of them to get them both underwater. Those two specific issues—and the general fact that I was dicking around with artichokes for several hours—combine to kill any advantage of this over the old pot-boil method. Not Worth It (though I am sure Thomas Keller’s artichaux are to die for)

    That Sweet, Succulent Bacteria

    I might add that there’s a food-poisoning angle to sous vide that could be a problem, but only if you’re totally oblivious to the issues. Usually, you cook food at a bacteria-scorching 300º F or higher. With sous vide, you’re often operating in that weird borderland of 130º to 140º, so you have to be far more careful. Generally speaking, anything cooked so that the center reaches 130º or higher is fine, and anything you sear the daylights out of after you sous vide it is fine, too.

    If you want to research this issue further, I suggest starting with Baldwin’s practical guide (specifically, the sections on “Safety” and—my favorite—”Pathogens of Interest”). In reality, the key is to exercise the same caution you normally should, only with extra vigilance. Don’t reuse knives and utensils used for prepping raw meat, don’t let food sit around at room temperature for very long, and don’t undercook anything of dubious origin.

    The Next Microwave

    SousVide Supreme is the first home-targeted sous vide machine that I am aware of, certainly the first getting any kind of attention in the US. It’s not the last. I know that precise temperature control does cost money, but technologies like this get inevitably cheaper, and I predict slightly smaller units selling in the $100 range in the next 2-3 years. I have a $100 rice cooker that gets a regular workout, and a brand new $100 Max Burton inductive burner that gets daily use. On the other side, I’ve got a $100 deep fryer that comes out twice or three times per year for occasions that demand Belgian frites, and a really nice slow cooker we have seriously never used.

    My point is that, within the spectrum of fairly specialized cooking devices that a kitchen adventurer like me would own, the SousVide Supreme sits on the more useful end. But $430 is too much, and the size of the thing too great, to be justifiable for any but the most voracious of carnivores.

    Five years from now, you will have a freezer full of pre-sealed pre-seasoned raw meats and fish, and you will toss these into your precision water bath like you throw something in the microwave now. We won’t think about sous vide as a gift from science, just like we no longer consider it crazy that we “zap” food with radar microwaves. Sous vide will simply be an option, at least for those who want it. As great as this convenience will be for avid cooks, I hope the experience doesn’t become mundane.

    In the meantime, you could spring for the SousVide Supreme, which works as advertised, or you can hack yourself something cheaper, that’s close if not perfect. Either way, you will love it—especially the steak—but don’t expect a miracle. This won’t turn you into the next Thomas Keller unless that’s who you’re destined to become anyway.



    First “affordable” home sous vide cooking machine, offering a unique set of cooking capabilities that aren’t easy to emulate without precision equipment


    Extremely easy to use, and works exactly as billed


    It will not make you a great cook overnight, though it will help you achieve goals you may already have


    $450 is still too much for most home cooks, especially for something that they might not use often enough


    Vacuum sealer equipment sold separately (and can be costly)


    As large as a bread-maker or turkey roaster, equally hard to store when not in use


    Interface not great; display lacks count-down timer, and buttons are sometimes unresponsive

    Shout out to John Mahoney, who reviewed the SVS at Popular Science. If you’re seriously considering buying this, it makes sense to read both of our takes; we think differently, but are equally in search of great culinary experiences.

    Special thanks to reader Michael A., who alerted me to the existence of the SousVide Supreme after reading my holiday gift guide for home cooks. He also told me about this slightly cheaper SV controller, a little too science-projecty for a Giz review, but possibly a great alternative for someone with enough cojones.

    A quick note about the Coens: Though I’ve come across it on several occasions, one account of the Coen Brothers’ ringer-toss challenge can be found in the source-rich—but literarily unsatisfying—The Big Lebowski; The Making of a Coen Brothers Film. Coulda been way better, but still, it’s required reading for die-hard Lebowski/Coen fans.

    And finally, a little self promotion: If you like my style of food porn, and my cooking chatter, take a peek at my online cooking diary, You Make It You Eat It.






  • I Made a Coitus Reference to FoxNews.com, and They Quoted Me [Media]

    FoxNew.com tech editor Jeremy Kaplan asked me if I think Apple’s lost its mojo. I responded using a metaphor pertaining to intercourse, particularly that moment after the fact, and he went with it. Hey, it was a good metaphor! [FoxNews.com]






  • The iPad Is The Gadget We Never Knew We Needed [Industry Analysis]

    Now that we’ve seen the iPad in the light of day, there’s a lot of chatter about what it can’t do. But Apple is now a massive threat to anything not a PC or smartphone. Here’s why:

    Generally speaking, the iPad’s goal is not to replace your netbook, assuming you own and love one. It’s not about replacing your Kindle either, assuming you cashed in for that as well. We have reviewed plenty of both, and know there’s plenty to like. If you derive pleasure out of using either, then Apple might have a hard time convincing you to switch to the iPad. But for the millions of people who aren’t on either bandwagon, yet have the money and interest in a “third” device between the phone and the computer, the iPad will have greater appeal.

    250 Million iPods Earlier…

    When the first iPod came out, its goal was not to grab the customers who Creative and Archos were fighting over, with their dueling 6GB “jukeboxes.” It was to grab everyone else. I remember listening to arguments about why Archos had a better device than Creative or even Apple. Lot of good that early-adopter love got them in the long run. The pocket media player market exploded, with Apple eating over half the pie consistently for almost a decade.

    When the iPhone came out, BlackBerry users were like, “No flippin’ way.” And guess what, those people still buy BlackBerries. (And why shouldn’t they? Today’s BlackBerry is still great, and hardly distinguishable from the BB of 2007.) The point is, the iPhone wasn’t designed to win the hearts and minds of people who already knew their way around a smartphone. It came to convince people walking around with Samsung and LG flip phones that there was more to life. And it worked.

    iPhones now account for more than half of AT&T’s phone sales. You can bet that WinMo, Palm and BB combined weren’t doing that kind of share pre-iPhone. Globally, the smartphone business grew from a niche thing for people in suits to being a 180-million unit per year business, says Gartner, eclipsing the entire notebook business—about 20% of which, I might add, are netbooks. The iPhone isn’t the sole driver of this growth, of course, but its popularity has opened many new doors for the category. Just ask anyone in the business of developing/marketing/selling Droids or Palm Pres.

    You could say, “Those were Apple’s successes, what about their failures?” In the second age of Steve Jobs, there aren’t a whole lot. Apple TV is the standout—quite possibly because Apple discovered, after releasing the product, that there wasn’t a big enough market for it, or any of its competitors. Apple TV may be crowded out by connected Blu-ray players, home-theater PCs and HD video players, but Apple TV’s niche is, to this day, almost frustratingly unique.

    So how do you know if a market exists? You ask the “other” Steve, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

    It’s Business Time

    There’s a famous Ballmerism, one he’s even said to me, that goes something like, “A business isn’t worth entering unless the sales potential is 50 million units or more.” 50 million. That’s why Ballmer is happy to go into the portable media player business and the game console business, but laughs about ebook readers. Microsoft may not sell 50 million Zunes, but it’s worth being a contender.

    You can bet Apple thinks this way. You can easily argue that, despite its sheen of innovation, Apple is far more conservative than Microsoft. Apple TV is a bit of an anomaly, but with no major hardware refreshes and a few small-minded software updates, you can hardly accuse Apple of throwing good money after bad. Presumably Apple TV was a learning experience for Jobs & Co., one they’re not likely to repeat.

    With that in mind, let’s look at these popular in between sized devices, particularly at netbooks and ebook readers.

    Like Notebooks, Only Littler

    Netbooks are cooking, but it’s well known they’re cooking because notebooks are not. A netbook was originally conceived as something miraculously small and simple, running Linux with a warm fuzzy interface that dear old gran could use to bone up on pinochle before Friday’s showdown with the Rosenfelds. But instead of growing outward to this new audience (always with the grandmothers, it seems), it grew inward, cannibalizing real PC sales.

    The Linux fell away, mostly because it was ill-conceived, and these simply became tiny, cheap, limited-function Windows PCs. They may have been a 40-million-unit business last year, according to DisplaySearch, but they only got cheaper, and the rest of the business was so depressed nobody was happy. (And just ask Ballmer how much he makes on those XP licenses, or even the “low-powered OS” that is Windows 7 Starter.)

    Point is, nerds may love their netbooks, but the market that the netbook originally set out to reach is too far away, running farther away and screaming louder with every blog post about what chipset and graphics processor a netbook is rumored to have, or whether or not it is, indeed, a netbook at all. Clearly the audience is cheap geeks, and while that may be a good market to be in (just read Giz comments), it’s definitively not Steve Jobs’ market.

    Easy on the Eyes

    Now, about that Kindle. Best ebook reader out there. Every time we say that, we say it with a wink. We totally respect the Kindle (and I for one have hopes for Nook once it pulls itself out of the firmware mess it’s in), but we think e-ink is a limited medium.

    Its functionality is ideal for a very specific task—simulating printed words on paper—and for that I have always sung its praise. The Kindle is ideal for delivering and serving up those kinds of books, and as a voracious reader of those kinds of books, I am grateful for its existence. But there are other kinds of books of which I am a consumer: Cookbooks, children’s books and comic books. (Notice, they all end in “book.”) The Kindle can’t do any of those categories well at all, because they are highly graphical. E-ink’s slow-refreshing, difficult-to-resize grayscale images are pretty much hideous. No big deal for the compleat Dickens, but too feeble to take on my dog-eared, saffron-stained Best-Ever Curry Cookbook.

    So, e-ink’s known weaknesses aside, let’s talk again about Ballmer’s favorite number, 50 million. Guess how many Kindles are estimated to have been sold ever since the very first one launched? 2.5 million. Nobody knows for sure because Amazon won’t release the actual figures. Guess how many ebook readers are supposedly going to sell this year, according to Forrester? Roughly 6 million. In a year. Compare that to 21 million iPods sold last quarter, along with 9 million iPhones.

    I am not suggesting that the iPod or iPhone is a worthwhile replacement for reading, but I am saying that, for better or worse, there are probably at least 2.5 million iPod or iPhone users who read books on those devices.

    Are you starting to see the larger picture here? I am not trying to convince you to buy an Apple iPad, I am trying to explain to you why you probably will anyway. As the Kindle fights just to differentiate itself while drowning in a milk-white e-ink sea of God-awful knockoffs, you’ll see that color screen shining in the distance.

    Sure the iPad may not be as easy on the eyes as a Kindle. But you will be able to read in bed without an additional light source. You will be able to read things online without banging your head against a wall to get to the right page. And, once the publishers get their acts together, you will be able to enjoy comics, cookbooks, and children’s books, with colorful images. Even before you set them into motion, dancing around the screen, they’ll look way better than they would on e-ink. (I haven’t even mentioned magazines, but once that biz figures out what to do with this thing, they will make it work, because they need color screens, preferably touchscreens.)

    Tide Rollin’ In

    So we have this new device, carefully planned by a company with a unique ability to reach new markets. And we have two types of products that have effectively failed to reach those markets. And you’re going to bet on the failures? The iPad has shortcomings, but they only betray Apple’s caution, just like what happened with iPhone No. 1. Now every 15-year-old kid asks for an iPhone, and the ones that don’t get them get iPod Touches.

    We can sit here in our geeky little dorkosphere arguing about it all day, but as much as Apple clearly enjoys our participation, the people Jobs wants to sell this to don’t read our rants. They can’t even understand them. My step-mother refuses to touch computers, but nowadays checks email, reads newspapers and plays Solitaire on an iPod Touch, after basically picking it up by accident one day. That’s a future iPad user if I ever saw one.

    Jobs doesn’t care about the netbook business, or the ebook business. He’s just aiming for the same people they were aiming at. The difference is, he’s going to reach them. And the fight will be with whoever enters into the tablet business with him. Paging Mr. Ballmer…

    PS – If I’ve gotten to the end of this lengthy piece without telling you much about the iPad at all, it’s because other Giz staffers have already done such a handsome job of that already. If you missed out, here are the best four links to get you up to speed:

    Apple iPad: Everything You Need To Know

    Apple iPad First Hands On

    Apple iPad Just Tried to Assassinate Laptops

    8 Things That Suck About Apple iPad






  • Wait, No, This Is the Real iPad [Humor]

    That thing we showed (and showed and showed) earlier? That wasn’t the real iPad. This is, as demo’d by “John”—aka funniest living Twitterer Peter Serafinowicz. 3D games!!! [Funny or Die UK via BoingBoing]






  • HP Slate: Coming 2010, Way Less Than $1500, Plain Old Win 7 [Hp]


    HP just popped a video of CTO Phil McKinney demonstrating the “slate” we showed you first at CES 2010. McKinney affirms that this is not just some will-o-the-wisp, but in doing so, might’ve taken away some of its allure.

    The highlight of Steve Ballmer‘s slate introduction was the different modes—ebook reader, movie player—you can quickly jump to. But then and now, the story is really Windows, and those modes are just apps, running with the Start menu and all the familiar Windows accoutrements in full view. Being powered by Windows 7 is great, but I am not sure how I feel about this approach. What we see here is a Windows 7 desktop running a browser and a NYT app (aka another browser). I still think it’s cute, but I think everyone would agree that the hardware is not the story—smoother software is needed to make the tablet lifestyle palatable.

    It’s still early, and knowing HP’s TouchSmart team, something is in the works, at least a nice skin. McKinney promises to deliver the product “in 2010,” and for a price that’s “in the affordable range,” that is to say, much less than $1500. I’m not even going to guess. Here’s hoping that HP and Microsoft can pull off an impressive product of their own, to rival Apple’s as-yet-unseen frontrunner in this battle of vapor and wills. [HP on YouTube]