{"id":101780,"date":"2009-12-16T07:04:11","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T12:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?p=5592"},"modified":"2009-12-16T07:04:11","modified_gmt":"2009-12-16T12:04:11","slug":"looks-like-you-need-a-handjob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/101780","title":{"rendered":"Looks Like You Need a Handjob"},"content":{"rendered":"

Are you feeling tired? Frustrated? Overwhelmed? Sounds like you need a Handjob! Yes, the Handjob multi-grip system easily opens jars, yanks cords, and a bunch of other things. And it’s just $4.95! But wait – if you order one handjob you get the second one absolutely free!<\/p>\n

Now the real question: is this a real product or a parody? If you go to INeedAHandjob.com<\/a> and click on the order button, it does seem to work. So go ahead, get yourself a handjob today. You deserve it.<\/p>\n

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    Are you feeling tired? Frustrated? Overwhelmed? Sounds like you need a Handjob! Yes, the Handjob multi-grip system easily opens jars, yanks cords, and a bunch of other things. And it’s just $4.95! But wait – if you order one handjob you get the second one absolutely free! Now the real question: is this a real […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}