{"id":117201,"date":"2009-12-14T23:54:26","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T04:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanblogs.com\/bowl_games\/008300.php"},"modified":"2009-12-14T23:54:26","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T04:54:26","slug":"bowl-predictions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/117201","title":{"rendered":"Bowl Predictions"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>And now, regular reader Foster Keats gives his predictions AND renames the various bowls to his own anti-establishment liking:<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s bowl season, my friends. Time to put those novels down, send the wives &#038; kids to bed, and hunker down with non-stop football every day &#038; night of the week until early January. You may live in New Jersey &#038; can\u2019t even point to New Mexico on a map, but HELL, Fresno St &#038; Wyoming is about to come on the tube, live from Al, Alber, Alberker\u2026 that big town in New Mexico. And who wouldn\u2019t be interested in Ohio U and Marshall when you have 23 points of confidence placed on the Bobcats, plus water cooler bragging rights in your office pool. And to salute all those hard-working companies that have spent so much of their vast profits to place their name on these delicious matchups, I have decided to give them some of my own, personal added exposure\u2026 In some cases, I couldn\u2019t decide which one I liked better, so I put in multiple choices for your holiday entertainment\u2026 enjoy!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>New Mexico Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Got Meth? Bowl or The AMC\u2019s Breaking Bad Bowl: Fresno St 31 Wyoming 18<\/p>\n<p><strong>St Petersburg Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Why Would They Put The Salvador Dali Museum in Our Ghetto Town Bowl: Rutgers 27 UCF 15<\/p>\n<p><strong>R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Track Your Shoddy Poisonous Chinese Imports Bowl or The Shouldn\u2019t We Be Moving People OUT of New Orleans Bowl: Southern Miss 30 MTSU 23<\/p>\n<p><strong>MAACO Las Vegas Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Even Burt Reynolds Stop Advertising Our $200 Shitty Paint Jobs Bowl or The Why The Hell Do We Always Get a Mormon School Who Never Gambles Bowl: Oregon St 37 BYU 24<\/p>\n<p><strong>San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Who Outside of San Diego Could Ever Use Our Bank So Why Advertise It? Bowl  or The Cheap Ugly Holiday Flower That You Buy Your Great Aunt Instead of Getting Her a REAL Gift Bowl: Utah 30 Cal 17<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sheraton Hawaii Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe At Least Our Hotels Aren\u2019t Synonymous With Party Girl Whores Bowl: Nevada 66 SMU 55<\/p>\n<p><strong>Little Caesar\u2019s Pizza Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Has Anyone You Know Eaten One of Our Small Italian Toon Pies in the Last 20 Years Bowl: Ohio U 23 Marshall 13<\/p>\n<p><strong>Meineke Car Care Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe You Need a New \u2018Johnson Rod\u2019, It\u2019ll Cost You $500 Bowl: UNC 28 Pitt 20<\/p>\n<p><strong>Emerald Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We\u2019re About Nuts, Not Gems or Colors or Isles or The Wizard of Oz Bowl or<br \/>\nThe Isn\u2019t Seattle Nicknamed The Emerald City So Why Did We Name Our Bowl This??? Bowl: USC 33 Boston College 6<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Muzak City Bowl, Sponsored by a Name Your Kids Always Giggle At: Clemson 40 Kentucky 17<\/p>\n<p><strong>AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We\u2019d Rather Sponsor a Game in Shreveport Than Do a 4-Hour Infomercial at 3am Bowl: UGA 31 Texas A&#038;M 30<\/p>\n<p><strong>EagleBank Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe 15,000 at a Football Game is Still Better Than Any Baseball Crowd All Year Bowl or The Once We Saw Who is Playing Here We Moved It To a Real Football Stadium Bowl: UCLA 27 Temple 13<\/p>\n<p><strong>Champs Sports Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Discount Athletic Supporter &#038; Non-Licensed Merchandise Headquarters Bowl: Wisconsin 27 Miami 17<\/p>\n<p><strong>Roady\u2019s Humanitarian Bowl <\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Don\u2019t Arrest Lot Lizards in Our Parking Lots Because We Care About The Small Business Owners Bowl: Idaho 37 Bowling Green 34<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pacific Life Holiday Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Let Japanese Whalers Kill Our Mascot For $20,000 So We Could Pay Our Rent Bowl: Nebraska 17 Arizona 9<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Don\u2019t Build Sturdy Helicopters Anymore Because They\u2019re Just Gonna Get Shot Down in Afghanistan Anyway Bowl: Houston 48 Air Force 33<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brut Sun Bowl <\/strong><br \/>\nThe At Least We Don\u2019t Smell Like Williams Lectric Shave Bowl  or The We Are Here To Mask The Stench of The Rio Grande River Bowl: Oklahoma 38 Stanford 23<\/p>\n<p><strong>Texas Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Forgot To Pay a Marketing Company To Think Us Up A Name So This is All We Got Bowl: Mizzou 24 Navy 19<\/p>\n<p><strong>Insight Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Do Something Technology-Wise That Even WE Can\u2019t Explain Bowl: Minnesota 27 Iowa St 24<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chick-fil-A Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe You Can\u2019t Get Our Greasy Chicken Sandwiches on Sundays Bowl: Va Tech 23 Tennessee 10<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nOutback Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe No One Can Better Grasp The Concept of Aussie Food Like Middle Florida Restaurateurs Bowl  or<br \/>\nThe We Put Your Salad Dressing Underneath Your Salad To Further Confuse Your Knowledge Of Aussie Culture Bowl: Auburn 30 NW 17<\/p>\n<p><strong>Konica Minolta Gator Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe When Does Our Sponsorship Contract Expire So We Can Flee Jacksonville Like The Rest Bowl: WV 27 F$U 23<\/p>\n<p><strong>Capital One Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We\u2019ll Give a Credit Card To Anyone So We Can Further Add To This Country\u2019s Debt Problem Bowl: LSU 21 Penn St 20<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rose Bowl presented by Citi<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Now That a Bank Sponsors Us, All Our Flowers Are Marked Up To Valentine\u2019s Day Prices Bowl  or<br \/>\nThe Does Anyone Watch Our Parade Anymore? Bowl: Oregon 33 Ohio St 18<\/p>\n<p><strong>Allstate Sugar Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Have Pedro Cerrano Doing Our Commercials, So Screw You!! Bowl: Florida 41 Cincinnati 13<\/p>\n<p><strong>International Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe What\u2019s This All Abooot, Eh?? Take Off, You Hoser!! Bowl: Northern Illinois 27 South Florida 21<\/p>\n<p><strong>Papajohns.com Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Won\u2019t Deliver Pizza To This Neighborhood But We\u2019ll Sponsor a Bowl Game Here Bowl: UConn 24 USC 18<\/p>\n<p><strong>AT&#038;T Cotton Bowl Classic<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Losing 100,000 Landlines a Day Doesn\u2019t Matter B\/C We Are Getting People Back With The iPhones Bowl: Okkie St 30 Ole Piss 23<\/p>\n<p><strong>Autozone Liberty Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Nothing Says More About Liberty in This Country Than The City of Memphis Bowl  or<br \/>\nThe You Can Work On Your Cars In Our Parking Lot, We\u2019ve Got Plenty of Kitty Litter Bowl: Arkansas 27 East Carolina 17<\/p>\n<p><strong>Valero Alamo Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Please Don\u2019t Confuse Us With Enron Or That Oil Company That Bush Bankrupted Back When He Was A Cokehead Bowl: Texas Tech 50 Michigan St 23<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tostitos Fiesta Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Don\u2019t Blame Us If Your Bag of Our Chips Is All Crushed Into Little Pieces, It\u2019s Piggy Wiggly\u2019s Fault Bowl: TCU 26 Boise St 24<\/p>\n<p><strong>FedEx Orange Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Sorry The Government Make Us Crackdown On Letting You Ship Your Weed To Your Ex College Roommate Bowl: Georgia Tech 31 Iowa 20<\/p>\n<p><strong>GMAC Bowl<\/strong><br \/>\nThe We Forgot How To Make a Decent Automobile But Still Have Enough Cash To Sponsor a Game in Lovely Mobile Bowl  or The We\u2019re Still Gonna Fly To Mobile Anyway Because We\u2019re Afraid Of The Red Necks Along I-65 Bowl: Central Michigan 47 Troy 41<\/p>\n<p><strong>BCS National Championship Game<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Didn\u2019t We Already Sponsor a Game in This Stadium So Why Are We Doing It Again?? Oh, That\u2019s Right, the $$$ Bowl  or The This Is As Close As You Numb Nuts Will Ever Get To Seeing a Playoff Bowl: Alabama 27 Texas 13<\/p>\n<p>&copy; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanblogs.com\">fanblogs.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>View the original post or comment on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanblogs.com\/bowl_games\/008300.php\" title=\"Bowl Predictions\">Bowl Predictions&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/YWtT7gq-w1rQd1cpGvPSpC6eB6Q\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/YWtT7gq-w1rQd1cpGvPSpC6eB6Q\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/YWtT7gq-w1rQd1cpGvPSpC6eB6Q\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/YWtT7gq-w1rQd1cpGvPSpC6eB6Q\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?a=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:3QFJfmc7Om4\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?i=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:3QFJfmc7Om4\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?a=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:fL0XTiBNgSY\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?i=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:fL0XTiBNgSY\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?a=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?a=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?a=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:mxLo2WGSiEE\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?d=mxLo2WGSiEE\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?a=Y0N76AwkGDE:KcKGaCk0egI:I9og5sOYxJI\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fanblogs?d=I9og5sOYxJI\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/fanblogs\/~4\/Y0N76AwkGDE\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, regular reader Foster Keats gives his predictions AND renames the various bowls to his own anti-establishment liking: It\u2019s bowl season, my friends. Time to put those novels down, send the wives &#038; kids to bed, and hunker down with non-stop football every day &#038; night of the week until early January. 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