{"id":131907,"date":"2010-01-03T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5439035"},"modified":"2010-01-03T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:00:00","slug":"pet-collar-air-purifier-cant-cleanse-the-air-of-utter-stupidity-worstmodo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/131907","title":{"rendered":"Pet Collar Air Purifier Can&#8217;t Cleanse the Air of Utter Stupidity [Worstmodo]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/500x_pet_purifier.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/>An air purifier for pets! What an ingenious idea! It takes that filthy air around Fido&#8217;s head, sucks it up, and replaces it with clean, refreshing and pet-friendly snake oil!<\/p>\n<p>But wait! That&#8217;s not all! 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