{"id":132832,"date":"2010-01-03T19:00:49","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T00:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.diabetesforums.com\/forum\/chit-chat\/47209-hi-keith.html"},"modified":"2010-01-03T19:00:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T00:00:49","slug":"hi-keith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/132832","title":{"rendered":"Hi Keith!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Brothel parrot has new home<\/p>\n<p>A woman went to a pet shop &amp; immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that   said $50.00. <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Why so little,&#8217; she asked the pet store owner.<\/p>\n<p>The owner looked at her and said, &#8216;Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.&#8217; <br \/>\nThe woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.<\/p>\n<p>She took it home and hung the bird&#8217;s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. <br \/>\nThe bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;New house, new madam.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought &#8216;that&#8217;s really not so bad.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, &#8216;New house, new madam, new girls.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.<\/p>\n<p>Moments later, the woman&#8217;s husband Keith came home from work.<\/p>\n<p>The bird looked at him and said, \u0093Hi Keith\u0094<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brothel parrot has new home A woman went to a pet shop &amp; immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. &#8216;Why so little,&#8217; she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, &#8216;Look, I should tell you first that this bird used [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}