{"id":138091,"date":"2010-01-04T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5440144"},"modified":"2010-01-04T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T03:20:00","slug":"dazer-laser-fights-criminals-with-loads-of-pew-pew-lasers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/138091","title":{"rendered":"Dazer Laser Fights Criminals With Loads of Pew Pew [Lasers]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/embed><\/object><\/a> After writing this morning about the Glare LA-9\/P<\/a>, a device that can blind people from 2.5 miles away, I got this video of a product called the Dazer Laser<\/a>. It seems like a joke, but it’s real. I think?<\/p>\n

I just love the swoosh sounds—I think the guy doing the voice over makes them. Or the way the suspect doesn’t turn away and starts running. And their script: “Dazer Laser will effectively disrupt and stop the perpetration of wrongdoing!” or “Dazer Laser, saving lives one daze at a time.”<\/p>\n

This is an instant classic, I tell you.<\/p>\n



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After writing this morning about the Glare LA-9\/P, a device that can blind people from 2.5 miles away, I got this video of a product called the Dazer Laser. It seems like a joke, but it’s real. I think? I just love the swoosh sounds—I think the guy doing the voice over makes them. Or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1548,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1548"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}