On to Episode 6: We begin with the comical, and yet frightening, discovery that Ronnie and Mike have settled into a daily morning routine they describe as \u201cgym, tan, laundry.\u201d Vinny, who is neither tanned nor very muscled, is properly amused by this. \u201cThis is how we build the guidos,\u201d he says. Mike proudly refers to the routine as \u201cGTL.\u201d He continues to not realize that he sounds like an ass.<\/p>\n
Guess what they decide to do later? They go to a bar! The slight wrinkle is that Mike\u2019s younger sister Melissa has been invited. Vinny is intrigued. This will not end well. Non-wrinkle is thatRonnie and Sammi decide to head home together. Cut to shots of housemates tsk-tsking the young lovers for being such killjoys. But \u2026 wait! Banter in the taxi leads to disaster whenRonnie makes a crack about Sammi\u2019s big toe. Apparently she is VERY sensitive about her feet. A chill descends over the taxi, and the couple fire f-bombs at each other. Frankly, the guys who handle the bleeping duties have had an easy night so far so good to get them some work.Oh, and she also dished on her reading habits, which are pretty much nonexistent\u2014though she did make it all the way to the second page of Twilight recently, before getting bored because \u201cthere were no pictures.\u201d<\/p>\n
And some people have the nerve to claim that there\u2019s an education crisis in this country.<\/p>\n
We just want to know when the producers of Jeopardy! are going to tap her for a celebrity episode. Pretty-please?<\/p>\n