{"id":153848,"date":"2010-01-08T08:50:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T13:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5443585"},"modified":"2010-01-08T08:50:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T13:50:07","slug":"what-is-this-jonas-lonborg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/153848","title":{"rendered":"What is This? [Jonas Lonborg]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Clue: It’s not the world champion Conker player’s special box. There’s a clue in those last two words, though.<\/p>\n

<\/a>It is, my friends, a big bunch of Woodvibes – sex toys made of wood. Which is what I thought they provoked. Jonas Lonborg<\/a>‘s creation (ingredients: aluminum, electronic gizzards, er, wood, special box which charges them up through induction) is so full of double entendres, I think I’m going to pass out from the pleasure. [Yanko<\/a>]<\/p>\n



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Clue: It’s not the world champion Conker player’s special box. There’s a clue in those last two words, though. It is, my friends, a big bunch of Woodvibes – sex toys made of wood. Which is what I thought they provoked. Jonas Lonborg‘s creation (ingredients: aluminum, electronic gizzards, er, wood, special box which charges them […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}