{"id":173539,"date":"2010-01-13T05:28:49","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T10:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.popcrunch.com\/?p=88513"},"modified":"2010-01-13T05:28:49","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T10:28:49","slug":"conan-o%e2%80%99brien-%e2%80%9ci-may-soon-do-children%e2%80%99s-parties%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/173539","title":{"rendered":"Conan O\u2019Brien: \u201cI May Soon Do Children\u2019s Parties\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conan O\u2019Brien made fun of his career \u201coptions\u201d in his monologue for a second consecutive night, hours after declaring that he &#8220;cannot participate&#8221; in the &#8220;destruction&#8221; of <em>The Tonight Show<\/em> brand by agreeing to move his broadcast to 12:05 AM to accomodate <em>The Jay Leno Show<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;My name is Conan O\u2019Brien and I may soon be available for children\u2019s parties,&#8221;<\/em> O\u2019Brien said after first calling for his audience to stop applauding because <em>&#8220;I may not have that much time.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/widgets.nbc.com\/o\/4727a250e66f9723\/4b4d9fcf5fd9c092\/4741e3c5156499a7\/2ce685c6\/-cpid\/f26dcdf0c127453\" id=\"W4727a250e66f97234b4d9fcf5fd9c092\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/widgets.nbc.com\/o\/4727a250e66f9723\/4b4d9fcf5fd9c092\/4741e3c5156499a7\/2ce685c6\/-cpid\/f26dcdf0c127453\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"allowNetworking\" value=\"all\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-88513\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Conan then reprised a Monday gag by inviting Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel and a bevy of models holding suitcases to reveal more career \u201coptions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Among his choices:<\/p>\n<p>-Join the cast of the next \u201cTwilight\u201d movie as a rare albino werewolf. <\/p>\n<p>-Play a gay neighbor on an untitled Ed Asner project. <\/p>\n<p>-Move to FOX but Seth MacFarlane does O\u2019Brien\u2019s voice. <\/p>\n<p>-Star in a new infomercial about super-absorbent hair \u2013 the Con-wow. <\/p>\n<p>-Two tickets to see Jay Leno perform stand-up at the Luxor in Las Vegas. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conan O\u2019Brien made fun of his career \u201coptions\u201d in his monologue for a second consecutive night, hours after declaring that he &#8220;cannot participate&#8221; in the &#8220;destruction&#8221; of The Tonight Show brand by agreeing to move his broadcast to 12:05 AM to accomodate The Jay Leno Show. &#8220;My name is Conan O\u2019Brien and I may soon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}