{"id":175182,"date":"2010-01-13T15:01:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T20:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stoth.com\/2010\/01\/13\/the-onion%e2%80%99s-ces-highlights\/"},"modified":"2010-01-13T15:01:43","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T20:01:43","slug":"the-onion%e2%80%99s-ces-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/175182","title":{"rendered":"The Onion\u2019s CES Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stoth.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/6629a_computer-speakers-radio-shack.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stoth.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/6629a_computer-speakers-radio-shack.gif\" alt=\"computer-speakers-radio-shack\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-134132\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Onion, always good for a quick larf, just posted a list of great new devices launched at CES including but not limited to:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Radioshack\u2014Big Sack of Adapters: The right one is probably in there somewhere<\/p>\n<p>Bose\u2014Noise-Postponing Headphones: Using Bose&#8217;s patented SoundDelay technology, these headphones store ambient distractions for up to six hours before unleashing them all at once against the wearer&#8217;s eardrums.<\/p>\n<p>iTunes\u2014&#8221;Taylor Swift Breathes&#8221;: Using nanotechnology, this new MP3 enables you to feel Taylor Swift&#8217;s hot breath on your neck as she sings<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Interestingly, they didn&#8217;t mention the WristOffice which definitely gets our vote for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2010\/01\/08\/review-wristoffice-mobile-device-holder\/\">best product of CES<\/a>. 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