{"id":177179,"date":"2009-12-13T08:49:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9042993421890413585.post-6760801220674789058"},"modified":"2009-12-13T08:50:59","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T12:50:59","slug":"christmas-mouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/177179","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Mouse"},"content":{"rendered":"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?<\/span><\/b><\/u>
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house…Under my tree was a gold and diamond mouse.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThis has got to be a joke,\u201d I thought.  I\u2019ve recently been surfing the web for Christmas gifts.  Some of the things that I found were so ridiculous I just had to say, \u201cAre you kidding me?\u201d
\nI found this really cute site called MOUSE ENVY<\/a> that sells unusual styles of a computer mouse.  Some of them are so adorable and most<\/b> of them are only $15.99 – $19.99!  I decided to look through the whole site to ensure that I found just the right one.  When I stumbled across the cow mouse, I mooed with joy!  This one is absolutely perfect!<\/p>\n

However, I still want to look at the rest so that I didn\u2019t miss something better.  Lo and behold, the prices on them went up a little bit.  No big deal until\u2026<\/p>\n

I clicked on the limited edition tab , sipped my coffee, scrolled down, and almost choked on my coffee.  There, to my surprise, was the Diamond Flower mouse.  It\u2019s available in 18-carat white or yellow gold and set with 59 diamonds in the shape of a flower.  The itty-bitty mouse costs \u2026 you\u2019d better sit down for this one and no drinking while reading.  It could be hazardous to your health.<\/p>\n

Drum roll please\u2026 <\/p>\n

SCROLL DOWN<\/p>\n

  $ 23,250.00 <\/span><\/span>! Yuppers, you read it correctly.  Twenty-three THOUSAND two hundred fifty DOLLARS!  Now that\u2019s flower power!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house…Under my tree was a gold and diamond mouse.\u201d \u201cThis has got to be a joke,\u201d I thought.  I\u2019ve recently been surfing the web for Christmas gifts.  Some of the things that I found were so ridiculous I just had to say, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2884,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2884"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}