{"id":182248,"date":"2010-01-14T12:29:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T17:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/article\/q110-in-three-paragraphs-bayonetta\/"},"modified":"2010-01-14T12:29:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T17:29:55","slug":"in-three-paragraphs-bayonetta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/182248","title":{"rendered":"In Three Paragraphs: Bayonetta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/assets.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/blogimages\/E3Bayonetta.JPG\" alt=\"Description\" class=\"border\" style=\"float: right; margin: 5px 5px;\" width=\"346\" height=\"461\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to a new quickie feature for Playfeed, in which I attempt to distill a game review into a bite-size chunk for you to feed on demurely. At E3, I was singing nothing but praises about Bayonetta, and that was primarily from a one-level demo. Demos, of course, are either used to<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sell a product by giving you the best of the best so you salivate like Pavlov&#8217;s dogs when you pass the retail copy over<\/li>\n<li>Give you the only part of a game that is not festering, abject crap.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So now the retail copy has launched, and I am left to tell you what to expect, because I am forever carrying the cross of the game reviewer. Hit the jump for Bayonetta in 3 paragraphs.<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: This is the Xbox 360 version of the game. The PS3 has been known to have some nasty framerate issues.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/article\/q110-in-three-paragraphs-bayonetta\/\">Continue reading In Three Paragraphs: Bayonetta<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tags:<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/bayonetta\" rel=\"tag\">bayonetta<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/bayonetta+review\" rel=\"tag\">bayonetta review<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/hideki+kamiya\" rel=\"tag\">hideki kamiya<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/review\" rel=\"tag\">review<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/reviews\" rel=\"tag\">reviews<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/sega\" rel=\"tag\">sega<\/a>,<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/tag\/xbox+360\" rel=\"tag\">xbox 360<\/a>,\t\t<\/p>\n<div style=\"background:#FFCC66; padding:5px; margin-top:5px;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/games.gearlive.com\/playfeed\/article\/q110-in-three-paragraphs-bayonetta\/\" title=\"In Three Paragraphs: Bayonetta\">In Three Paragraphs: Bayonetta<\/a> originally appeared on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gearlive.com\/\" title=\"Playfeed\">Playfeed<\/a> on Thu, January 14, 2010 &#8211; 9:29:55\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/tNZBEY7sOx1K6sB_PV6QzeGrxpk\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/tNZBEY7sOx1K6sB_PV6QzeGrxpk\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/tNZBEY7sOx1K6sB_PV6QzeGrxpk\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/tNZBEY7sOx1K6sB_PV6QzeGrxpk\/1\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap=\"true\"><\/img><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gearlive.com\/~ff\/rss_2?a=Ng205VsSXU0:po2ePAkCIgY:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/rss_2?i=Ng205VsSXU0:po2ePAkCIgY:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gearlive.com\/~ff\/rss_2?a=Ng205VsSXU0:po2ePAkCIgY:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/rss_2?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/rss_2\/~4\/Ng205VsSXU0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to a new quickie feature for Playfeed, in which I attempt to distill a game review into a bite-size chunk for you to feed on demurely. 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