{"id":182783,"date":"2010-01-15T06:30:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T11:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?p=6024"},"modified":"2010-01-15T06:30:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T11:30:17","slug":"the-toilet-paper-article-of-the-week-less-than-a-feelin%e2%80%99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/182783","title":{"rendered":"The Toilet Paper Article of The Week: Less Than a Feelin\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s an article from our friends over at The Toilet Paper<\/a>. To subscribe to their free ball busting daily newsletter, click here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Attention all vagineers!<\/p>\n

After years of exhausting exploration, it\u2019s time to take off your spelunking helmets and come up for air. Scientists in London have discovered that the elusive and mysterious G-spot does not exist. Either the data was skewed due to these limey bookworms having short peckers or some women just like to scream unintelligibly while boning. The findings in this study serve as vindication to every man that <\/span>has ever gotten a cramp in his neck, twisted a tongue muscle, or nearly thrown out his back in a panicked pursuit to find his lady friend\u2019s make-believe pleasure zone. In closing, told ya Michelle!<\/p>\n

Number<\/strong><\/p>\n

75% – Percentage of women that never reach orgasm from intercourse alone. Ten to fifteen percent never climax under any circumstances. At ease, ladies. Say hello to \u201cThe Situation.\u201d<\/p>\n

Quote<\/strong><\/p>\n

“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.”<\/p>\n

Woody Allen, comedic geezer who married his own adopted daughter<\/p>\n

Word<\/strong> \t<\/p>\n

chimerical<\/p>\n

Retweet<\/p>\n

adj. 1. Unreal; imaginary.<\/p>\n

See Heidi Montag\u2019s singing career.<\/p>\n

Fact<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Sybian, an auto-erotic device designed for females and made famous on The Howard Stern Show, was originally called the Master Better. Dave Lampert, the device\u2019s creator, wanted a more sophisticated-sounding name and chose “Sybian” after an ancient city in Rome known for its luxury. We prefer the name “Vegas”. With a price tag of $1300, thrill-seekers are truly getting screwed.<\/p>\n

The List<\/strong><\/p>\n

Other Mythical Searches<\/p>\n

The Lost City of Atlantis –\tNo proof of Plato\u2019s sunken island, but two cool resorts.
\nThe Fountain of Youth – Ironically, Ponce de Le\u00f3n\u2019s search led him to Florida, where old people go to die.
\nBigfoot – Tall furry figment of some unique individuals imaginations.
\nA Chicago Cubs World Series Championship – A century-long pursuit continues.
\nNickleback – We\u2019re still searching for their appeal.<\/p>\n

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