{"id":192674,"date":"2010-01-18T01:31:45","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T06:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skyscrapercity.com\/showthread.php?t=1047821"},"modified":"2010-01-18T01:31:45","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T06:31:45","slug":"a-lady-ended-up-with-doggy-do-do-in-her-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/192674","title":{"rendered":"A lady ended up with doggy do do in her car."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>This was on Saturday morning.<\/p>\n<p>I was laying on the grass in Cottesloe when a lady pulls up with her 2 dogs. She was obviously a well-to-do type, a real bitch and had no trouble telling me it wasn&#8217;t her problem when her german shephard shat on the lawn right near me and i confronted her about picking it up. There were bags on the fence nearby that she easily could have grabbed.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, when she was with her pooches at the other end of the oval i scooped up the shit with a large maccas cup and flung it in the backseat of her car which had the windows down, being a hot day. It smelt reeeaally bad. Im pretty sure she will have learnt to wind her windows up from now on (rather than pick up her dogs shit). I guess i could have told her the consequence of not picking it up, but i was feeling a little bit of a bitch myself at the time.<\/p>\n<p>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Actually i shouldve named this &quot;the sweet revenge thread&quot; \ud83d\ude1b so anyone else got some stories?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was on Saturday morning. I was laying on the grass in Cottesloe when a lady pulls up with her 2 dogs. She was obviously a well-to-do type, a real bitch and had no trouble telling me it wasn&#8217;t her problem when her german shephard shat on the lawn right near me and i confronted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3332,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3332"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}