{"id":201217,"date":"2010-01-20T00:35:59","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T05:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stoth.com\/2010\/01\/19\/video-robo-maid-makes-breakfast-extremely-slowly\/"},"modified":"2010-01-20T00:35:59","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T05:35:59","slug":"video-robo-maid-makes-breakfast-extremely-slowly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/201217","title":{"rendered":"Video: Robo-maid makes breakfast, extremely slowly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI will say this: it&#8217;s <em>always<\/em> going to be impressive to me when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.koreatimes.co.kr\/www\/news\/tech\/2010\/01\/133_59176.html\">robots make my breakfast<\/a>. But after seeing those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2009\/08\/06\/ramen-robot-makes-800-bowls-a-day-thats-almost-enough-for-me\/\">ramen-bots<\/a> doing it at high speed and fighting with knives, and after watching those robo-arms <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2009\/07\/24\/video-two-robots-playing-baseball-kind-of\/\">pitch fastballs to each other<\/a>, I just feel like breakfast should be made a <em>little<\/em> more quickly than these ones manage to do it.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose they&#8217;re for elderly persons who don&#8217;t want a speeding robot zipping about with with a butter knife in its clampers, and who probably aren&#8217;t in a hurry in the morning, and furthermore the robots could start before you got up &mdash; but still. 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But after seeing those ramen-bots doing it at high speed and fighting with knives, and after watching those robo-arms pitch fastballs to each other, I just feel like breakfast should be made a little more quickly than these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}