{"id":213927,"date":"2010-01-22T14:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5454743"},"modified":"2010-01-22T14:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T19:40:00","slug":"apple-tablet-rumors-are-good-for-your-sexual-life-cartoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/213927","title":{"rendered":"Apple Tablet Rumors Are Good for Your Sexual Life [Cartoon]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/770509271_mugl4-l.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/500x_770509271_mugl4-l.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a>You know, I have this friend of a friend who actually said &#8220;I need <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5452501\/the-apple-tablet-interface-must-be-like-this\">whatever it is<\/a> right now&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m hard. I&#8217;m ready now&#8221; while referring to <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5452501\/the-apple-tablet-interface-must-be-like-this\">the magic Apple tablet<\/a>. <i>A friend of a friend<\/i>, ok? [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2010\/1\/22\/\">Penny Arcade<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=9d70b55de7ccc82a072e49c97e4d1076&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=9d70b55de7ccc82a072e49c97e4d1076&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?eui=2226\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~4\/aR20xN9S3LQ\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I have this friend of a friend who actually said &#8220;I need whatever it is right now&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m hard. I&#8217;m ready now&#8221; while referring to the magic Apple tablet. A friend of a friend, ok? [Penny Arcade]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1548,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1548"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}