{"id":215482,"date":"2010-01-22T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5455168"},"modified":"2010-01-22T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T04:00:00","slug":"car-thief-gets-nabbed-by-the-law-while-playing-grand-theft-auto-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/215482","title":{"rendered":"Car Thief Gets Nabbed by the Law&#8230;While Playing Grand Theft Auto [Crime]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/070403_cb_grandtheftautoex.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/500x_070403_cb_grandtheftautoex.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a>It could have been worse. He could have been an unlicensed plumber caught with hallucinogenic mushrooms while playing&#8230;well, you know.<\/p>\n<p>Down old mangrove way in Florida, our new favorite criminal allegedly stole a 1998 Dodge Durango (for reasons that escape us&mdash;a &#8217;98 Durango? Really?), which was then found outside a house, miles away. Inside, the suspect was sitting on his couch, playing <em><a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #grandtheftauto\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/grandtheftauto\/\">Grand Theft Auto<\/a><\/em>. He was then, appropriately, charged with grand theft auto (and a few other things, to be fair). You are now encouraged to chuckle. 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He could have been an unlicensed plumber caught with hallucinogenic mushrooms while playing&#8230;well, you know. Down old mangrove way in Florida, our new favorite criminal allegedly stole a 1998 Dodge Durango (for reasons that escape us&mdash;a &#8217;98 Durango? Really?), which was then found outside a house, miles away. 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