{"id":217201,"date":"2009-12-07T06:30:24","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T11:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"tag:feeds2.feedburner.com:\/\/9e3ea89ecfd6e11d1d253d35af7eb00f"},"modified":"2009-12-07T06:30:24","modified_gmt":"2009-12-07T11:30:24","slug":"what-are-some-strange-types-of-neuroses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/217201","title":{"rendered":"What Are Some Strange Types Of Neuroses?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve all seen Woody Allen movies. We all know what your typical neurotic looks like. They\u2019re constantly distressed, always worried about the consequences of their actions and the actions of others. For some, it gets to the point that they can barely function in normal social situations.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s the old\u2019skool style of neuroticism, though. Our modern society has brought about an abundance of new forms of neuroticism that make the old Woody Allen-style to shame. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Hollow-Tooth Syndrome <\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_977_hallo_tooth\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Remember how you really needed to go to the bathroom right in the middle of your performance as Flying Monkey #3 in your 4th grade production of The Wizard of OZ? But you couldn\u2019t get off the stage in time, so you peed yourself in front of an entire auditorium of friends, classmates, parents and teachers? <\/p>\n<p>If you do remember that moment, or a moment like it, and you keep trying to forget it, but it only stays in your mind longer, that\u2019s Hollow-Tooth Syndrome. It\u2019s when you try so hard to forget a specific bad memory that you just end up fixing the memory in to your brain; thereby, not forgetting it at all. <\/p>\n<p>The behavior is very masochistic, and it just ends up causing more damage than the initial memory could on its own. In fact, some people with rather intense cases of Hollow-Tooth Syndrome actually yell, scream or cry out the very moment the person recalls the memory. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Anglolalia <\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_997_madonna\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Have you ever watched or heard an interview with Madonna and wondered to yourself, \u201cWhy is that lady from Michigan speaking in a British accent?\u201d Well, it\u2019s because she suffers from Anglolalia, which is the uncontrollable and unstoppable need to speak as the Brits do. <\/p>\n<p>There really isn\u2019t a whole lot of science to support the phenomena that\u2019s mostly exhibited by celebrities, but it happens and it even has a fancy little Latin-sounding name.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/>\nOf course, calling the people afflicted with Anglolaia \u201csuffers\u201d probably isn\u2019t accurate because it affliction causes no pain and most of the time the person isn\u2019t even aware that they are speaking that way. By the same token, there really isn\u2019t a need to say they\u2019re \u201cafflicted\u201d either. It\u2019s simply a strange occurrence that there isn\u2019t very much reason for. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Cell Yell<\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_11_cell_yell\"\/><\/div>\n<p>You know when you see a guy walking down the street and he\u2019s yelling in to his cell phone loud enough for everyone to hear? In that time you\u2019re probably wondering just in the hell that guy\u2019s problem is. Well, it turns out that that guy actually does have a problem. He\u2019s emotionally needy and, contrary to most people, he actually wants you to invade his privacy. <\/p>\n<p>By speaking loudly or yelling into the phone, he is satisfying his need to let everyone know that he is dealing with an issue that is, in his mind, of grand importance. Think of it like a child acting out for attention by yelling at a parent, just instead of a child it\u2019s probably a 43-year-old man that wants people to give him their unearned attention. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Acquired Situational Narcissism <\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_27_kanye-west-2\"\/><\/div>\n<p>When a person that came from meager, humble beginnings becomes wildly successful in their adult life, there seems to be a point where they begin to think that they\u2019re the second coming of Jesus Christ.<\/p>\n<p>The syndrome is characterized by a wide range of emotional swings; from rage to isolation, to a complete lack of anything that even closely resembles empathy. In some, it stems from a belief that a person would never be able to get themselves out of the meager beginnings they came from. When they eventually do get themselves out of it, they blow their power to achieve way out of proportion and grossly exaggerate their own self-worth.<\/p>\n<p>Kanye West, basically.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Hathos <\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_56_angrycustomer\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Pick a celebrity or politician that you hate. I mean really, really hate. The kind of hate that drives you to curse at your Tv screen whenever they appear. The kind of hate that makes you laugh whenever you hear about that person\u2019s misfortune. The kind of hate that makes you constantly google that person\u2019s name so you can watch random videos of them or read random articles about them, just to hate them some more.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After you\u2019ve done all that hating, ask yourself this, did I derive any pleasure from all that loathing? If you answered with a resounding \u201cYes!\u201d then Hathos is what you\u2019re experiencing.<br \/>\nSimply put, Hathos is the mysterious attraction to something that you truly cannot stand. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Pronoia <\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_77_oblivious\"\/><\/div>\n<p>If you walk around town tripping people as they walk, slapping people in the face, shooting everyone the middle finger, insulting the children of young couples, and spitting in peoples\u2019 food, yet, you still go to bed at night thinking people love you and really like your existence; then Pronoia is what you\u2019ve got. <\/p>\n<p>Classified as the irrational belief that people like you, Pronoia is the number one cause of people getting beat up when they try to get chummy with the wrong kind of people. <\/p>\n<hr>\n<h2>Telephilia<\/h2>\n<div class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blurtit.com\/var\/question\/q\/q5\/q50\/q505\/q5056\/q5056991_1645526_91_american_idol_tv_show\"\/><\/div>\n<p>It may sound like telephilia involves having sex with television sets, but that\u2019s not what it is.<br \/>\nBut when you think about it\u2026it\u2019s not too far off from what it really is. <\/p>\n<p>Every time you watch a reality show and you see the contestants degrading themselves to the point where they\u2019re basically lower than a worm on the food chain; or, every time you see a reality show contestant bounce from&nbsp;&nbsp;one reality show to another; or, really, anytime a friend of yours who happens to think that they\u2019ve got enough talent to make it to the top, but in reality, they\u2019re a talentless hack that should keep their day job, thinks they\u2019re entitled to a spot on the glorious television; that\u2019s telephilia.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the bizarre pathological desire to be on television, regardless of how little talent a person possesses.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/Blurtit\/~4\/ilHvlg5zhho\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve all seen Woody Allen movies. 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