{"id":225224,"date":"2010-01-25T06:30:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T11:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?p=5932"},"modified":"2010-01-25T06:30:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T11:30:55","slug":"5-ways-to-be-a-%e2%80%9cballer-on-a-budget%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/225224","title":{"rendered":"5 Ways To Be A \u201cBaller On A Budget\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/298B118B-A1E8-4F0E-A805-208B5915CD09.jpg\" alt=\"298B118B-A1E8-4F0E-A805-208B5915CD09.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"322\" height=\"480\" align=\"top\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it &#8211; times are tough and being a baller costs money that you don&#8217;t have.  Does that mean you have to do without the flashy cars, big bank roll and bling bling?  <span id=\"more-5932\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Well, according to the folks at LeaseTrader.com, there are ways to be a &#8220;baller on a budget.&#8221;  Here are five suggestions:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inflated Posse<\/strong> \u2013 Get a group of 4-6 friends and take turns being the baller. Each night choose one guy and designate him as baller for the entire evening. Let him carry around all the money and purchase drinks throughout the night. Also, you can hype his swagger by asking questions about his latest trip to Dubai or if he closed that multimillion dollar deal last week in London.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Empty Bank Account On Friday Night <\/strong>\u2013 Take out all the money from your bank account (literally, take all your money out) before hitting your first destination. Here\u2019s the trick. Pay for each drink you order but don\u2019t start a tab. This gives you the chance to pull out your extremely huge wad of cash for each drink purchase. Make sure you pull out this cash when ladies are nearby.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Getting A Car You Have No Business Driving<\/strong> \u2013 The secondary lease market (like LeaseTrader.com) lets \u201cfaux ballers\u201d get a Mercedes or even a Maserati for pennies on the dollar with little financial commitment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sharing Payments<\/strong> \u2013 Purchase that sweet condo or house with a group of friends (the same friends that serve as your club entourage). You\u2019ll hopefully be making money on your investment and getting immediate satisfaction telling girls you bought the place as your vacation home when you\u2019re not traveling around the world. Just make sure your buddies are staying at their parents\u2019 place for the evening or sleeping in their car.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fake Passport Locations<\/strong> \u2013 Nothing says \u201cfaux baller\u201d like your faux passport. When you\u2019re talking about running with the bulls in Spain, catching the Cannes Film Festival, or dropping in on Carnaval in Brazil, pull out your faux passport with proof of being in each country and this should seal the deal.<\/p>\n<p>So all you ballers and wanna-be ballers, there&#8217;s still ways to be a high roller on the cheap.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/?ak_action=api_record_view&#038;id=5932&#038;type=feed\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/an-iphone-app-that-will-save-you-money\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: An iPhone App That Will Save You Money'>An iPhone App That Will Save You Money<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/25-ways-to-have-the-best-2010\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: 25 Ways to Have the Best 2010'>25 Ways to Have the Best 2010<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.justaguything.com\/the-toilet-paper-article-of-the-week-she-works-hard-for-her-money\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: The Toilet Paper Article of the Week: She Works Hard for Her Money!'>The Toilet Paper Article of the Week: She Works Hard for Her Money!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?i=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?a=OHYFF43y_w8:UHQJwNn_Tqk:TzevzKxY174\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/justaguything?d=TzevzKxY174\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/justaguything\/~4\/OHYFF43y_w8\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s face it &#8211; times are tough and being a baller costs money that you don&#8217;t have. Does that mean you have to do without the flashy cars, big bank roll and bling bling? 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