{"id":227401,"date":"2010-01-25T17:01:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T22:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/?p=2323"},"modified":"2010-01-25T17:01:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T22:01:27","slug":"trenul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/227401","title":{"rendered":"Trenul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ion merge la spital, unde Gheorghe era internat la Reanimare cu mainile si picioarele rupte.<br \/>\nIon catre Gheorghe:<br \/>\n-Ma Gheo&#8217;, ce-ai patit, ma?<br \/>\n-Apai ma Ioane, stai sa-ti zic cum s-o intamplat: mergeam eu intr-o zi asa si undeva pe un deal am vazut o gaura mare in pamant.<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si am mers sa vad ce-i acolo&#8230;<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si am ajuns la ea si-am strigat tare:Uuuu!<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si din gaura s-a auzit:Uuuu!<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si am mai strigat o data:Uuuu!<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si din gaura s-a auzit iar:Uuuu!<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si am mai strigat o data:Uuuu!<br \/>\n-Si?<br \/>\n-Si&#8230;m-a lovit trenul!<\/p>\n<p>Trimite si prietenilor:<\/p>\n<p>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"ymsgr:im?msg=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fbancul-zilei%2Ftrenul%2F+Trenul\" title=\"Trimite pe Messenger\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/ym.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Trimite pe Messenger\" alt=\"Trimite pe Messenger\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/home?status=Trenul%20-%20http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fbancul-zilei%2Ftrenul%2F\" title=\"Da pe Twitter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/twitter.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Da pe Twitter\" alt=\"Da pe Twitter\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"mailto:?subject=Trenul&amp;body=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fbancul-zilei%2Ftrenul%2F\" title=\"Trimite prin e-mail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/email_link.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Trimite prin e-mail\" alt=\"Trimite prin e-mail\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ftw.ro\/node\/add\/drigg\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fbancul-zilei%2Ftrenul%2F\" title=\"ftw\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/ftw.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"ftw\" alt=\"ftw\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\t<a rel=\"nofollow\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdanielurda.ro%2Fbancul-zilei%2Ftrenul%2F&amp;t=Trenul\" title=\"Facebook\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-ro-social\/images\/facebook.png\"  width=\"24\" height=\"24\" title=\"Facebook\" alt=\"Facebook\"class=\"social-hovers\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Related posts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/betivul-si-trenul\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Betivul si trenul'>Betivul si trenul<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/betivul\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Betivul'>Betivul<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/principiul-hidromecanic\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Principiul hidromecanic'>Principiul hidromecanic<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/pasarica\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Pasarica'>Pasarica<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/baba\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Baba'>Baba<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/violul\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Violul'>Violul<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/50-de-motive\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: 50 de motive'>50 de motive<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/iluzionistul\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Iluzionistul'>Iluzionistul<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/gheo\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Gheo'>Gheo<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/danielurda.ro\/bancul-zilei\/zugravii\/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Zugravii'>Zugravii<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion merge la spital, unde Gheorghe era internat la Reanimare cu mainile si picioarele rupte. 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