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Free advice: Although the traditional definition of a bandolier is that of a bullet holding apparatus, do NOT try to get through airport security with this travel bandolier if you decide to stash bullets in one of the pockets.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Free advice: Although the traditional definition of a bandolier is that of a bullet holding apparatus, do NOT try to get through airport security with this travel bandolier if you decide to stash bullets in one of the pockets.<\/p>\n
Even the jolliest of TSA agents would be like, \u201cWhoa, whoa, whoa, bag check. Bag check! BAG CHECK!\u201d<\/p>\n
So instead of bullets, Hammacher Schlemmer suggests one or more of the following items: \u201ccamera, wallet, cell phone, hotel key, and more.\u201d And without trying to speak on behalf of Hammacher Schlemmer, \u201cmore\u201d probably doesn\u2019t mean \u201cbullets.\u201d<\/p>\n
The \u201cTraveler\u2019s Security Bandolier\u201d costs $40 and also features \u201ca cord conduit in one of the pockets\u201d for running a set of headphones from your portable audio player to your noggin.<\/p>\n
See, the problem is that they call this thing a \u201cSecurity Bandolier,\u201d which worries me because some people might \u201csecure\u201d themselves with guns and bullets. No good can come of this. Plus, it kind of makes you look like a wiener. So look the hell out if someone\u2019s like, \u201cHey, that thing makes you look like a wiener.\u201d And you\u2019re like, \u201cOh yeah? Take it up with these bullets!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Traveler’s Security Bandolier<\/a> [Hammacher Schlemmer]<\/p>\n