{"id":229340,"date":"2010-01-25T18:05:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T23:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"tag:consumerist.com,2010:\/\/1.10001273"},"modified":"2010-01-25T18:06:37","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T23:06:37","slug":"adidas-launches-shoes-that-double-as-game-controllers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/229340","title":{"rendered":"Adidas Launches Shoes That Double As Game Controllers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/assets_c\/2010\/01\/012510-006-adidas-original-thumb-300x193-36336.jpg\">         <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking lately that my sneakers are too stupid. They don&#8217;t <i>do<\/i> anything, at least not anything video game related, which is where it matters. Adidas has recognized this problem and has announced a new &#8220;augmented reality&#8221; sneaker that you have to hold in front of your webcam in order to play special online games.<\/p>\n<p>According to the shoe&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IsTxpouPCMc\">YouTube page<\/a>, <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[Each shoe will come] printed with an AR code on the tongue. When you hold the code in front of your webcam, you&#8217;ll gain access to a virtual version of the adidas Originals Neighborhood. Each month between February and April, we&#8217;ll launch a new interactive game within the Neighborhood and your shoe will be the game controller.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;d include the video, but it&#8217;s just a shot of a shoe spinning around all Transformers style over and over, meh. <\/p>\n<p>I managed to talk with an anonymous source very close to the project, by which I mean someone imaginary, and he told me all about the <strike>Apple Tablet<\/strike> Adidas Original games that are in the works. Here are three concepts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Scrape virtual dog poop off your shoe! Scrape faster! Another Adidas Original owner is sitting in front of his computer somewhere and he&#8217;s already got six pounds of poop scraped off!<br \/>&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Shake those spiders out of your shoe! You can see by the picture of the Sydney Opera House that you&#8217;re clearly in Australia, so those spiders can&#8217;t be good for you! Shake! Oh good lord look at all the spiders!<br \/>&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Not so much a game as a &#8220;fun&#8221; way to Skype. Hold your shoe up to your face and speak into the hole. You&#8217;re talking into a phone! No wait it&#8217;s a shoe! Now talking to your friends can smell like your feet! Crazy!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sorry Adidas, I&#8217;m gonna have to pass on this one. If you ever invent augmented reality underwear, I&#8217;ll reconsider.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.adidas.com\/originals\/us\/#\/content\/augmented-reality-teaser\">Augmented Reality Teaser<\/a> [Adidas via <a href=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/1606-2_3-50082668.html?part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=2547-1_3-0-20\">Cnet News Video<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking lately that my sneakers are too stupid. They don&#8217;t do anything, at least not anything video game related, which is where it matters. Adidas has recognized this problem and has announced a new &#8220;augmented reality&#8221; sneaker that you have to hold in front of your webcam in order to play special online [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4310,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4310"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}