{"id":230922,"date":"2010-01-26T09:52:14","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T14:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stoth.com\/2010\/01\/26\/double-patty-breakfast-sandwich-proves-that-mankind-has-officially-done-it-all\/"},"modified":"2010-01-26T09:52:14","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T14:52:14","slug":"double-patty-breakfast-sandwich-proves-that-mankind-has-officially-done-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/230922","title":{"rendered":"Double patty breakfast sandwich proves that mankind has officially done it all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stoth.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2dfe4_3_09HDblSausCheeseBisc_HR.jpg\" alt=\"3_09HDblSausCheeseBisc_HR\" width=\"620\" height=\"464\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We can all stop innovating now. It\u2019s here. The double patty breakfast sandwich. If you\u2019re an inventor, you can lock up your workshop and go home. There\u2019s officially nothing left to improve upon as a society. Unless someone comes out with a triple patty version, that is.<\/p>\n<p><span><\/span>Hardee\u2019s new \u201cDouble Sausage, Egg \u2018N\u2019 Cheese Biscuit\u201d promises to increase the productivity of your morning food intake by allowing you to eat just one sandwich instead of two.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s hear more from a company executive:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cOur Sausage and Egg Biscuit has been a staple item on the breakfast menu for years,\u201d said Brad Haley, executive vice president of marketing for Hardee\u2019s Food Systems, Inc. \u201cThe only way to improve a classic was to make it twice as meaty, and therefore, twice as delicious. It won\u2019t take two of these to fill you up in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>See that? \u201cThe only way to improve a classic was to make it twice as meaty, and therefore, twice as delicious.\u201d He\u2019s right, you know. The same rule can be applied to just about everything else. Desktop monitor? Not as good as two desktop monitors. Car? You should have two cars. Bypass surgery? I\u2019ll take double bypass surgery, please.<\/p>\n<p>The Double Sausage, Egg \u2018N\u2019 Cheese Biscuit is available for $2.39 or in a combo meal with \u201ccrispy Has Rounds and a beverage\u201d for $4.09. It has nothing to do with gadgets. 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It\u2019s here. The double patty breakfast sandwich. If you\u2019re an inventor, you can lock up your workshop and go home. There\u2019s officially nothing left to improve upon as a society. Unless someone comes out with a triple patty version, that is. 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