{"id":235727,"date":"2010-01-27T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5457906"},"modified":"2010-01-27T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T06:00:00","slug":"the-secrets-of-skymall-lie-in-an-arizona-office-park-skymall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/235727","title":{"rendered":"The Secrets of SkyMall Lie in an Arizona Office Park [Skymall]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/gizmodo\/2010\/01\/skymall-final_360.jpg\" class=\"left image340\" width=\"340\" \/>Bill Donahue made a trip to the headquarters of SkyMall, purveyors of the most useless gadgetry in the western world (good luck competing with <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5136739\/meeting-brando-hong-kongs-usb-willy-wonka\">Brando<\/a>). My favorite part of the article? SkyMall&#8217;s president is named Christine Aguilera. Ha!<\/p>\n<p>It is kind of an interesting piece, though&mdash;SkyMall doesn&#8217;t make, design, or even (to my surprise) ship products. They just pick and choose their favorites and assemble them into a magazine, and maybe provide some customer service. Mostly, the piece is a portrait of a company that could not be in a worse industry during a recession: Sharper Image and Circuit City have already bit the dust, and SkyMall&#8217;s profits are way down. But there is a very cheerful-sounding guy working there, and I like their rationale for dismissing a USB-powered air-conditioned shirt:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You have to unplug it to get up and go to the printer?&#8221; Downey said, vaguely incredulous. &#8220;I vote no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a geek shirt,&#8221; said McCoy. &#8220;It wouldn&#8217;t sell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Good call, SkyMall. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldhum.com\/features\/travel-stories\/a-pilgrimage-to-skymall-20100108\/\">WorldHum<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<br clear=\"both\" style=\"clear: both;\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=c46ac0a1152f95ca61bb46bd4e10857c&#038;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: 0;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=c46ac0a1152f95ca61bb46bd4e10857c&#038;p=1\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"http:\/\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?eui=2226\"\/><\/p>\n<div class=\"feedflare\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=8-F2v9VzxeM:K02J50Nol-E:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=8-F2v9VzxeM:K02J50Nol-E:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=8-F2v9VzxeM:K02J50Nol-E:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=8-F2v9VzxeM:K02J50Nol-E:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=8-F2v9VzxeM:K02J50Nol-E:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?i=8-F2v9VzxeM:K02J50Nol-E:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/img><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/gizmodo\/full\/~4\/8-F2v9VzxeM\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Donahue made a trip to the headquarters of SkyMall, purveyors of the most useless gadgetry in the western world (good luck competing with Brando). My favorite part of the article? SkyMall&#8217;s president is named Christine Aguilera. Ha! It is kind of an interesting piece, though&mdash;SkyMall doesn&#8217;t make, design, or even (to my surprise) ship [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1551,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1551"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}