{"id":240275,"date":"2010-01-27T13:15:39","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T18:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/notsalmon.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2010-01-27T13:15:39","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T18:15:39","slug":"happiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/240275","title":{"rendered":"HAPPINESS TIP: AVOID RED SWEATER\/BLUE SWEATER PEOPLE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.woolflowers.net\/archives\/noel%20and%20his%20new%20red%20sweater-thumb.JPG\" alt=\"red sweater\" width=\"120\" height=\"222\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>AN OLD JOKE FOR MODERN TIMES:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A grandmother gives her grandson a red sweater and a blue sweater for his birthday. Next time she sees him, he\u2019s wearing the red sweater.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>\u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d<\/em> grandma asks. <em>\u201cYou don\u2019t like the blue sweater?\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>In summary: <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Red sweater\/blue sweater people can drain you of your energy \u2013 and energy is your fuel for happiness and success. So beware of red sweater\/blue sweater people!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/How-Happy-Dammit-Spiritual-Happiness\/dp\/1587611198\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1264612395&amp;sr=8-1-spell\">For more happiness tips, check out my best selling book, HOW TO BE HAPPY DAMMIT, by clicking this line right here!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b><\/b><span><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/post?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F&amp;title=HAPPINESS+TIP%3A+AVOID+RED+SWEATER%2FBLUE+SWEATER+PEOPLE%21\"  title=\"Save to del.icio.us\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">del.icio.us<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/bookmark.pl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F&amp;title=HAPPINESS+TIP%3A+AVOID+RED+SWEATER%2FBLUE+SWEATER+PEOPLE%21\"  title=\"Slashdot It!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">Slashdot<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F&amp;title=HAPPINESS+TIP%3A+AVOID+RED+SWEATER%2FBLUE+SWEATER+PEOPLE%21\"  title=\"Digg This Post!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">Digg<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F\"\"  title=\"Share on Facebook!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">Facebook<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/faves?add=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F\"  title=\"Add to my Technorati Favorites!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">Technorati<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/bookmarks\/mark?op=edit&amp;output=popup&amp;bkmk=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F&amp;title=HAPPINESS+TIP%3A+AVOID+RED+SWEATER%2FBLUE+SWEATER+PEOPLE%21\"  title=\"Add to my Google Bookmarks!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">Google<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F&amp;title=HAPPINESS+TIP%3A+AVOID+RED+SWEATER%2FBLUE+SWEATER+PEOPLE%21\"  title=\"Stumble it!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">StumbleUpon<\/span><\/a> &middot; <a href=\"http:\/\/myweb2.search.yahoo.com\/myresults\/bookmarklet?u=http%3A%2F%2Fnotsalmon.com%2F2010%2F01%2F27%2Fhappiness-tip-avoid-red-sweaterblue-sweater-people%2F&#038;t=HAPPINESS+TIP%3A+AVOID+RED+SWEATER%2FBLUE+SWEATER+PEOPLE%21\"  title=\"Add to Yahoo!\"> <span class=\"bloglink\">Yahoo<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AN OLD JOKE FOR MODERN TIMES: A grandmother gives her grandson a red sweater and a blue sweater for his birthday. Next time she sees him, he\u2019s wearing the red sweater. \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d grandma asks. \u201cYou don\u2019t like the blue sweater?\u201d In summary: Red sweater\/blue sweater people can drain you of your energy \u2013 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}