{"id":241306,"date":"2010-01-28T10:00:30","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T15:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/collegecandy.com\/?p=52357"},"modified":"2010-01-28T10:00:30","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T15:00:30","slug":"from-popeater-how-the-%e2%80%9cjersey-shore%e2%80%9d-cast-should-spend-their-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/241306","title":{"rendered":"From Popeater: How the \u201cJersey Shore\u201d Cast Should Spend Their Money"},"content":{"rendered":"
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With word that the fun-loving, tan-tastic kids of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ are renegotiating their contracts so that they earn $10,000 per episode in a new season, a few thoughts went through our mind. Firstly: Damn, that’s a lot of money (though with their ratings, we say they deserve it whether they’re buffoons or not). And secondly … what could\/should they buy with their newfound wealth?<\/p>\n

So, we broke down what could be purchased with one episode’s paycheck ($10k), including some recommendations we think would benefit their next summer in Seaside Heights.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\n‘The Situation’ and pals could each buy four tanning beds<\/strong><\/a> @ $2,399 <\/strong>(with extra coin left over for tanning oil, to boot). <\/strong>All those trips to the tanning salon could be finito … and your very own personal tanning booth would only cost you 1\/4 of an episode. Orange happiness is abundant.<\/p>\n

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\nPutting the L in GTL, laundry is perhaps the most essential part of maintaining maximum club freshness. The ‘JS’ crew could do 13,333 loads of laundry @ $0.75 per wash <\/strong>with their new salary. If only they made Drakkar Noir scented fabric softener.<\/p>\n

What else should our favorite Juice Heads buy? Find out at Popeater.com<\/a><\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n

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With word that the fun-loving, tan-tastic kids of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ are renegotiating their contracts so that they earn $10,000 per episode in a new season, a few thoughts went through our mind. Firstly: Damn, that’s a lot of money (though with their ratings, we say they deserve it whether they’re buffoons or not). And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}