{"id":245385,"date":"2010-01-28T21:29:12","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T02:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c630a53ef01287723d539970c"},"modified":"2010-01-28T21:29:53","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T02:29:53","slug":"glendale-animal-control-officers-have-one-brave-chicken-on-their-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/245385","title":{"rendered":"Glendale animal control officers have one brave chicken on their hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid animal control officers, of course! <\/p>\n<p>At least that&#8217;s the story in Glendale, where the plucky fowl has set up nest-keeping behind Glendale Community College\u2019s electronic billboard and so far has thwarted every attempt to catch it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe simply cannot catch the chicken,\u201d Ricky Whitman, a spokeswoman for the<br \/>\nPasadena Humane Society, which provides animal control services in Glendale, told<span style=\"text-decoration: none;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glendalenewspress.com\/articles\/2010\/01\/28\/education\/gnp-chicken012910.art.txt\">Glendale News-Press<\/a> <\/span>reporter Veronica Rocha.<br \/>\n\u201cThe chicken will go into traffic and make it unsafe for our people.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Insert your joke here.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Jill-Marie Jones<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid animal control officers, of course! At least that&#8217;s the story in Glendale, where the plucky fowl has set up nest-keeping behind Glendale Community College\u2019s electronic billboard and so far has thwarted every attempt to catch it. \u201cWe simply cannot catch the chicken,\u201d Ricky Whitman, a spokeswoman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4566,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4566"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}