{"id":256186,"date":"2010-01-31T18:28:12","date_gmt":"2010-01-31T23:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/?p=4871"},"modified":"2010-01-31T18:28:12","modified_gmt":"2010-01-31T23:28:12","slug":"he-hit-me-and-it-felt-like-a-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/256186","title":{"rendered":"He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p>Do you think I am the first to notice that a significant number\/sizeable minority\/secret majority of women get turned on when a man hits them?<\/p>\n<p>Heh. No. Here&#8217;s a little ditty by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Crystals\" >The Crystals<\/a>, an all women singing group, circa early 1960s:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/2010\/01\/31\/he-hit-me-and-it-felt-like-a-kiss\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/f20Oz9Yr_So\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to reader Luke Stiles for sending me this link.<\/p>\n<p>And to all you piously indignant losers and pantywaist nancyboys with your skirts over your heads who can&#8217;t handle the truth&#8230; take it up with the ladies. They were singing about the dark recesses of female desire long before I ever arrived on the scene.<\/p>\n<p>In the voice of that squat little lady from Poltergeist: This truth is gleaned.<\/p>\n<p>Filed under: <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/love\/'>Love<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/the-id-monster\/'>The Id Monster<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/roissy.wordpress.com\/category\/ugly-truths\/'>Ugly Truths<\/a>  <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gocomments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/comments\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godelicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/delicious\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/gostumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/stumble\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/godigg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/digg\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/goreddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.wordpress.com\/1.0\/reddit\/roissy.wordpress.com\/4871\/\" \/><\/a> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/stats.wordpress.com\/b.gif?host=roissy.wordpress.com&#038;blog=756873&#038;post=4871&#038;subd=roissy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think I am the first to notice that a significant number\/sizeable minority\/secret majority of women get turned on when a man hits them? Heh. No. Here&#8217;s a little ditty by The Crystals, an all women singing group, circa early 1960s: Thanks to reader Luke Stiles for sending me this link. And to all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4274,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4274"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}