{"id":259619,"date":"2010-02-01T12:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T17:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/collegecandy.com\/?p=52701"},"modified":"2010-02-01T12:00:33","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T17:00:33","slug":"the-grammys-performances-who-takes-the-cake-poll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/259619","title":{"rendered":"The Grammys Performances: Who Takes the Cake? [POLL]"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Thank god for bikini waxes, right Gaga?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

As we all know, The Grammys engulfed the television sets of many last night for an evening full of awe-inspiring musical performances and the outrageously and glamorously dressed<\/a>. \u00a0 From the minute I glued myself to my couch with my left-over Chinese food to the minute Taylor Swift accepted her award for Album of The Year,<\/em> the Grammys did not seize to amaze me and leave me in an abyss of un-answered questions.<\/p>\n

Let us recap.<\/p>\n

Who was the kid Rihanna and Jay-Z brought up to accept their award; a mysterious love child?<\/p>\n

And what happened to my home girl, Lady Gaga? I was pleasantly freaked out by her presence only once. <\/em>Couldn’t the Grammys have chosen one of the five awards presented to be accepted by Gagaloo herself?<\/p>\n

Where was Britney Spears? Where was Kanye? Why didn’t he drop down from the rafters every (effing) time Taylor won an award?<\/p>\n

And let’s talk about water acrobatics… in the air…. while singing….with a sparkly vagina; why doesn’t Pink get more credit? Or any<\/em> credit?<\/p>\n

And, really, while no one told me I’d need my 3-D glasses for the MJ tribute (and watching without it gave me a headache), why was everyone at <\/em>the Grammys wearing them? I mean, isn’t being there already 3-D?<\/p>\n

But the biggest question of all (well, besides why people are still giving Taylor Swift awards) is who had the best performance of them all last night<\/strong><\/em>. Because that’s what it’s all about, right? I mean, I thought the Grammys were about giving awards, but I guess I was wrong because there were, like, 4 acceptance speeches the whole night. But the performances were some of the best I’ve seen since Janet flashed her nip at the Super Bowl.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pink and her acrobatic theatrical performance to\u00a0 ‘Glitter in the Air’:<\/strong><\/p>\n