{"id":266096,"date":"2010-02-02T08:48:16","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T13:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5462178"},"modified":"2010-02-02T08:48:16","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T13:48:16","slug":"captain-picard-laments-twitter-lauds-the-iphone-star-trek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/266096","title":{"rendered":"Captain Picard Laments Twitter, Lauds the iPhone [Star Trek]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object id=\"\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" width=\"500\" height=\"308\" class=\"left gawkerVideo embeddedVideo videoObject_0\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QuVtO6otu_U&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;fmt=22\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><embed name=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/QuVtO6otu_U&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;fmt=22\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"308\" class=\"left gawkerVideo\"><\/embed><\/object> As of today, I will never tweet again. Meanwhile, expect a hammer to be taken to every HTC\/RIM handset within my reach. <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #jeanlucpicard\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/jeanlucpicard\/\">Jean-Luc Picard<\/a>* has arrived from the future to capture a humpback whale and set technology straight.<\/p>\n<p>* I know that <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #patrickstewart\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/patrickstewart\/\">Patrick Stewart<\/a> is a real actor and that Jean-Luc Picard is a fictional character. Well, I should say, I know that&#8217;s the misconception guiding the world&#8217;s perspective regarding <a class=\"autolink\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #startrek\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/startrek\/\">Star Trek<\/a> TNG. But consider, if you will, the possibility that Picard is real, and he came back in time from the future to <em>play an actor<\/em> &mdash;oh yes&mdash;to give us a glimpse at a more peaceful future among the stars in which choice in one&#8217;s tea is every bit as important as choice in phaser array. 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Meanwhile, expect a hammer to be taken to every HTC\/RIM handset within my reach. Jean-Luc Picard* has arrived from the future to capture a humpback whale and set technology straight. * I know that Patrick Stewart is a real actor and that Jean-Luc Picard is a fictional [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1558,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1558"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}