{"id":271545,"date":"2010-02-03T14:00:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T19:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/collegecandy.com\/?p=52221"},"modified":"2010-02-03T14:00:32","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T19:00:32","slug":"collegecandy%e2%80%99s-super-bowl-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/271545","title":{"rendered":"CollegeCandy\u2019s Super Bowl Drinking Game!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Maybe it will be a friendly game after all.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

It’s been almost a month since Iowa dominated the Orange Bowl<\/span> the college bowl games, and I am already going through fits of withdrawal. Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night on my couch, wearing a jersey, with my hand in a bag of pretzels and have no idea how I got there. Sighh<\/em>, it’s going to be a long seven months until next season.<\/p>\n

But lucky for me, the Super Bowl is here to take my mind off that so I can enjoy day-drinking and eating obscene amounts of nine-layer taco dip and wings<\/a> once again.<\/p>\n

After the nail-biter championship game<\/a> last Sunday, the Super Bowl will be sure to not disappoint. Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints beat out Brett Favre’s Green Bay Packers<\/span> Minnesota Vikings in overtime to become the NFC champions and move on to face Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts. And there is no better way to celebrate this great coming together of teams than with a lot of beer…<\/p>\n

Yes, it’s time for another CollegeCandy drinking game!<\/p>\n

Now, there are plenty of football drinking games out there, but this one has been specially created with you lovely ladies in mind. So break out the beer bong and add some Super Bowl decorations to your plot on FarmVille (okay, maybe that’s just me), because here we bring you the CollegeCandy’s Official Super Bowl Drinking Game!<\/p>\n

First, it’s crucial that you pick a team to drink to, unless you woke up feeling like P. Diddy and are ready to take on drinking for both. So pick your favorite team (or whichever you deem has the hottest players), your favorite beer–I don’t recommend mixed drinks for this!–and get ready for some sweaty man-on-man action<\/span> FOOTBALL! (For reference, I usually judge one drink as one sip, not one huge gulp!)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Whenever your team…<\/em><\/strong>
\n <\/strong><\/p>\n

Gets a First Down<\/em>: drink 5
\nIntercepts the ball<\/em>: drink 10
\nSacks the Quarterback<\/em>: drink 10
\nKicks a field goa<\/em>l: drink half of your beer
\nGets a safety<\/em>: drink half of someone from the opposing team’s beer
\nScores a touchdown<\/em>: chug half of your drink while you do your best celebration dance
\nScores a touchdown off a punt return<\/em>: chug a full beer and run around the room with your arms in the air<\/p>\n

But it can’t all be good. <\/em><\/p>\n

Whenever your team…<\/em><\/strong>
\n <\/strong><\/p>\n

Misses a field goal:<\/em> <\/strong>scream at the TV, then drink 10
\nThrows an interception:<\/em> scream obscenities at the TV, then drink 15
\nFumbles:<\/em> <\/strong>drink 5 (but don’t drop your beer on the floor)
\nGets a penalty called:<\/em> <\/strong>push someone from the opposing team, then drink 5
\nQuarterback gets sacked:<\/em> Cry, then drink 5<\/p>\n

So those are the basic rules. If you’re planning to drink with guys, they might just stick to that. But if the drinking solely revolved around the game, you’d only be drinking 1\/3 of the time (seriously, how does an hour long game last for over three?). Here are a few extras to help liven up the in-between play time.<\/p>\n

5 Drinks every time:<\/em><\/strong>
\nA lame car commercial takes up 30-seconds that could have been filled with something far more entertaining.
\nA cute puppy scores a touchdown during the Puppy Bowl (on Animal Planet during halftime!).
\nA Peyton Manning commercial comes on.
\nYou ask a guy in the room to explain what just happened.
\nYou secretly wish you had a Cosmo<\/a> instead of Busch Light.<\/p>\n

10 Drinks every time:<\/em><\/strong>
\nThe camera zooms in on Kim Kardashian (15 if they mention her badonk, 20 if they mention her potential engagement).
\nBrett Favre retirement is mentioned.
\nA member of Peyton’s family is talked about (Archie or Eli).
\nThe camera flashes a cute little kid is holding a sign.
\nYou switch over the the Law and Order: SVU marathon.
\nThe Janet\/Justin boob-slip is brought up.<\/p>\n

And if you want to get especially saucy and don’t feel like going to class until Thursday, drink 1:<\/em><\/strong>
\nWhen the quarterback throws a pass.
\nThe Who says the word “who” during the halftime show.
\nFor every yard Reggie Bush runs.
\nFor every yard Peyton Manning throws.<\/p>\n

Alright ladies, you have the rules and now the only thing left to do is wait until 6pm EST this Sunday, February 7th to tune into CBS for the showdown!<\/p>\n

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