{"id":278226,"date":"2010-02-04T11:54:45","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"Gizmodo-5464259"},"modified":"2010-02-04T11:54:45","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:54:45","slug":"sun-ceo-tweets-resignation-in-haiku-blockquote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/278226","title":{"rendered":"Sun CEO Tweets Resignation in Haiku [Blockquote]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Jonathan Schwartz<\/a> manned the CEO helm at Sun Microsystems<\/a> for almost four years. But now that the company’s been sold to Oracle<\/a>, he’s tweeting off into the sunset. Hey, at least he counted his haiku syllables right.<\/p>\n

I think it’s only fair, since Jonathan left us with a poem, that we return the courtesy. I’ll start!<\/p>\n

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Jonathan Schwartz: Don’t
\ncare for the ponytail, but
\nJava’s pretty sweet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Okay, now you go. Dirty limericks also accepted\/encouraged. And bonus points for something with MySQL. [Twitter<\/a> via Boing Boing<\/a>]<\/p>\n



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Jonathan Schwartz manned the CEO helm at Sun Microsystems for almost four years. But now that the company’s been sold to Oracle, he’s tweeting off into the sunset. Hey, at least he counted his haiku syllables right. I think it’s only fair, since Jonathan left us with a poem, that we return the courtesy. I’ll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mereja.media\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}